Fandom Hunters of the Throne

[Ineptitude]

Shaw's eyes squeezed shut as a bright flash assaulted her vision. It was through sheer luck that her visor, with how bloodstained it was, managed to block out most of the light. Once she opened her eyes again and blinked away the spots, she was met with sheer chaos. The child from not too long ago and her army of minions charged the scene, fighting off everything they could. For a while, things seemed to be going fine for the ragtag crew, but it quickly became apparent that they've bitten off more than they could chew.

Just as Heather was about to be overwhelmed by their numbers, a jet of water made an appearance and pushed a majority of them away. Just a ways away, the firefighter dropped the dripping hose she held in her hands; and just as quickly, she grabbed her axe and swung in an arching motion.

A bandit was now doubled over, clutching a wounded stomach. The attack caught him off guard and he cursed himself, but Shaw was relentless. Another swing and his head was bisected right down the middle. She wrenched the axe from the corpse and wiped away the red liquid from her visor, flicking her wrist and flinging the gore onto the ground.

Space Buddha @Distractions

 

[Space Buddha]

• Main
• Information

• 
  _________________________________________________________________________________
  Heather:
  _________________________________________________________________________________
  

  

  Shaw's eyes squeezed shut as a bright flash assaulted her vision. It was through sheer luck that her visor, with how bloodstained it was, managed to block out most of the light. Once she opened her eyes again and blinked away the spots, she was met with sheer chaos. The child from not too long ago and her army of minions charged the scene, fighting off everything they could. For a while, things seemed to be going fine for the ragtag crew, but it quickly became apparent that they've bitten off more than they could chew.
  
  Just as Heather was about to be overwhelmed by their numbers, a jet of water made an appearance and pushed a majority of them away. Just a ways away, the firefighter dropped the dripping hose she held in her hands; and just as quickly, she grabbed her axe and swung in an arching motion.
  
  A bandit was now doubled over, clutching a wounded stomach. The attack caught him off guard and he cursed himself, but Shaw was relentless. Another swing and his head was bisected right down the middle. She wrenched the axe from the corpse and wiped away the red liquid from her visor, flicking her wrist and flinging the gore onto the ground.
  
  Space Buddha @Distractions

  
  --"THAT... IS... METAL... AS... HELL... BUT... I... TOTALLY... HAD... EVERYTHING... UNDER... CONTROL..."--
  
  She said this as a bandit with a warhammer standing over her head nearly smushed her before he himself was taken out by machinegunfire from one of the vampires, who in turn promptly got tackled and torn apart by dozens of psychos who appeared to be naked.
  
  
  
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  Character Sheet Link: Fandom - Hunters of the Throne (Multi-Fandom Crossover RP) [OPEN]
  
  Interactions: Ineptitude
  
  - Now open for interaction -
  
  Image:
  
  Spoiler: This was the closest image I could find

  Give her elf ears, add tattoos/markings on her skin, give her snake eyes, change her hair color to blue, and maybe make her look a little younger, and this works.
  

  

 

[DerpyCarp]

Fluffington the Mighty's trail of burning death and destruction is diverted when she feels the call to herd the distraction team into the Arena. Her Sizzly Slide fades away as she slams into a midget psycho, taking him to the ground. The Eevee hops off of the lucky victim and bounds away to meet up with the others.
"I HAVE SEEN DEATH! IT IS SMALL AND FLUFFY!!" The bandit announces before fainting in terror.
Upon reaching the Arena, Fluffington the Mighty voices her opinion on her opponents.
"Woooow... Those are some UGLY Machamp" She says while looking at the Bullymongs. The little Eevee hops around while twirling, in some sort of clumsy dance.
Fluffington the Mighty used Sparkly Swirl!
A faint breeze begins to pick up and a sweet smell fills the air, almost like flowers and pie. A tinge of pink begins to tint the air, before it coalesces into a massive pink spiral around the four armed beasts. The sparkling pink twister ravages the creatures (And some unlucky bandits who got pulled in) , but gently caresses any of Fluffington the Mighty's Allies, soothing you and undoing any odd status ailments you may have had. The attack dissipates, leaving several dazed and wounded bullymong (and bandits) to the groups collective (Lack of) Mercy.
Fluffington the Mighty falls over onto her back, her paws waving adorably in the air.
@Arena Battle Gundam Watcher 27 Ineptitude Crow Critic Ham DapperDogman Smug Riven CocoaMarshmallow

 

[Yamperzzz]

Abbott watched in horror as Megumin convulsed in front of her. He wanted to help her, but he was too terrified of Fish, who landed with her. He wasn't sure what was happening and the sailor automatically assumed the sea monster had something to do with it. Thankfully for Megumin, Shaw eventually arrived to assist her. The blood all over Shaw startled Abbott greatly, especially when you consider that Abbott hadn't interacted with her yet until now. The firefighter girl reached into her pockets and gave Megumin a dark blue medicine to ingest.

The remedy seemed to work almost immediately. By what Abbott could only describe as some sort of miracle, Megumin quit seizing and stood up, good as new. The way they interacted with each other suggested that the two knew each other. After exclaiming something about friends and Ribcage and telepathy, Megumin pressed her forehead and made a face that looked like she was constipated. All the while, Abbott was standing there with his jaw open at the absurdity of the situation. Eventually, the little sailor would pipe in anxiously, making his voice almost crack under the pressure.

"What are you doing?? Where did you come from? And most importantly, what IS THAT thing?!" Abbott erratically pointed at Fish as he remained behind his energy shield.

LilacMonarch (Natasha) P PopcornPie (Megumin) Ineptitude (Shaw) CocoaMarshmallow (Fish) @Lookout​

 

[Yamperzzz]

Voss follows Skye and Zane out of the building after they decimated the raider population under that roof. He holstered his gun but kept his sword out, which was very much bloody. He was proud of the kills he's accomplished inside, as he was still chuckling at the last kills he made. The sea captain can't remember the last time he had this much fun while fighting, and his new leg worked like a charm! After Zane mentioned to him and Skye about possibly going to a bar later, Voss replied, "Ya know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. I'm in! Although, maybe I oughta bring Abbott, too. If ya don't mind, of course. I feel bad leaving him 'round all by himself. I ought to reward him." Voss whistled at Kendall's announcement of Ribcage's location. That's a lot of bandits, but Voss was inflicted with bloodlust now. He was eager to put some more kills under his belt.

Voss tilted his head his confusion when Skye suddenly announced her departure. "Back? Where are ya goin' to?" Before she could answer, Voss watched as Dani entered Skye's body and took control of her. "Er, you look pale! Are ya okay?" Then the sea captain finally realized what was going on. "Oh, its just Dani. You do yer ghost thing, you two. And good luck." Once they left, Voss addressed Zane as he attempted to clean the blood off his sword with his coat.

"...Yeah, if we go to that 'Moxxi's bar' you two were talkin' about, I'm draggin' Abbott with me. That boy needs to relax and stop actin' like a child. He's an adult and he doesn't even wanna touch anythin' with alcohol. He's not gonna die if he has a beer or two... "

CocoaMarshmallow (Zane and Kendall) TheElenaFisher (Skye) Atomic Chucklenuts (Dani) @ExtractionTeam​

 

[LilacMonarch]

• Julia
• Natasha
• Info

• 
  As far as I'm aware, everyone is okay. None of us have died. And Price, well...you literally just announced your presence to him. The Espeon replies to Megumin. Most of us are inside the stronghold.
  
  Julia smiles when Lilith decides to try helping again. Sounds good.
  
• 
  Natasha rolls her eyes at Megumin saying that sometimes you had to do stupid things to be brave. "No, there's a difference between courage and stupidity..."
  
  She looks at Abbot and shrugs. "Beats me."
  
  The Glaceon watches Shaw and the archwizard jump onto the Technical and looks at Fish. "Are you going with her too?"
  
• 
  Location
  Julia: Near the arena
  Natasha: With the lookouts outside
  
  Teams
  Julia: Extraction
  Natasha: Lookout
  
  Interactions
  Julia: CocoaMarshmallow (FL4K,Kendall,etc) @Sayo-Nara (Lana) Yamperzzz (Voss) TheElenaFisher (Skye) @darkred (Connor) @jigglesworth (Price) @thefinalgirl (Venus) @Benedict Cucumberpatch Crow (Ben) @thatguyinthestore (Rocket) @capturecrew
  ConnorOfficials (Lilith)
  Natasha: Yamperzzz (Abbott) Crow (Doctor) @lookouts
  CocoaMarshmallow (Fish) P PopcornPie (Megumin) Ineptitude (Shaw)
  

 

[PolikShadowbliss]

Princess Anna



Let me take over!

(No!)

LET ME TAKE OVER, ANNA! YOU CANNOT FIGHT THESE BANDITS!

(I'm not planning to.)

You're worthless. Absolutely and totally worthless!

(I am not killing anyone!)




​

 

[PopcornPie]

Megumin landed gracefully in the arena, her eyes quickly surveying her enemies. "These are Ribcage's minions, eh?...Hemhemhem, I wonder if they'll get to see an afterlife!" Her monologue quickly attracted bandits, who were fairly confused at this point.

"MORE kids!?"

Megumin's left eye flared.

"And this one's fallen from Halloweentown!"

There went her other eye.

"Cute lil' witch! Let's dogpile her...!"

The cute lil' witch they surrounded felt her vigor slowly turn to a boil. Whichever one she felt got closest was suddenly seized by her staff as fast as a cobra could bite, then pulled in as as slowly as a python could constrict. "Let's get one thing straight, my friend." Her hot breath slipped through her teeth. "I am not a kid. I'm not a witch. And I have fallen from none other than..."

In in one shakes of a lamb's tail, she retracted her staff. In the other, she thrusted it into the bandit's eye.

"The BEAUTIFUL!"

Her staff whirled around and caved in the crotch of a second one.

"The MAJESTIC!"

She tripped the third one over, then performed the dropkick Samus had taught her on his back.

"The AMAZING Kingdom of Belzerg! From which I! Am! An ARCHWIZAAAAAAARD!" Then she went wild, hurling sand at everyone around her. In the confusion, she pounced and pounded on each of them, sending her screeching assailants away with bloodied bruises. "And I'm no child, so HAH!"

Julia had politely waited until she had finished before responding to her. "Oh, that's terrific news! Okay fellows, where's this stronghold?" She swished her head around with a smile, searching for this stronghold she spoke of. The bulk of what she could make out was just more bandit chaos, but she could make out the tops of buildings, too.

LilacMonarch @DistractionTeam

 

[Thepotatogod]

--Minako Arisato || Kintaros--
OST: WIping All Out
Color:#FF69B4
Status: Good
Money: $1500
Equipment:
Gun 1- The Buttplug
Gun 2 - Nebula
Shield - Mr. Caffeine
Interaction: CocoaMarshmallow P PopcornPie @DistractionBois

Following Zane's orders, Minako and the rest of the distraction team headed towards the Arena, where they seemingly crash one of their events. As they went for the Arena, Kintaros handed Minako his belt.

"Here. Now is a good time to hand you my belt." Kintaros says, "While I can still fight and manifest myself, it seems that my contract, including that damned Decade, had forced my hand to let you call when to transform."

"...Thanks." Minako nodded, taking the belt and putting it on her waist. "It's a bit tacky, but it's useful." She commented on the belt's design, reminding her of a seatbelt for some reason.

It wasn't long until the dynamic duo arrived at the arena, and they were greeted with a large ass crowd. They stood beside Megumin, who began to perform some kind of monologue, correcting some Bandits who had called her a witch.

". . .Those sound too similar." Kintaros couldn't help but comment, "I believe a Wizard is simply a Witch, am I wrong?" He asked, crossing his arms in curiousity before staring down at his opponents. Some of the competitors recognized the yellow monster, the Benevolent Axe Wielder of Skull Settlement. He chuckles as he cricks his neck, lowering his stance, getting ready to strike at Minako's command.

 

[ConnorOfficials]

Lilith and Kirby

Once they finally got to the arena Kirby looks around the arena in awe, the arena was huge and it reminded him of when he faced some of his foes. However Lilith wasn't as eager as Kirby because she was still doubting herself, but she was still trying to remember what Julia said. While they were in the arena Lilith whispers over to Julia trying not to make the same mistake again "Okay, what's our plan?"

Interactions:
LilacMonarch (Julia)​

 

[PopcornPie]

"No!" Megumin replied, a little cross. "Witches work with toads and sludge, gross things you only willingly look under logs for when you're hopelessly lost and desperate for food. We archwizards work with true magic!" She made her staff produce a little flame trail as she waved it around, which made her head feel a bit pinched until she stopped. "I know I look like one, but I assure you, I am very distiii-!" While she was distracted, a bandit had gripped her by the ankle and swung her around, then slammed her onto the ground, then literally kicked her while she was down. "Really! Wish! I! Could! Use! My! Explosion!" She grunted between kicks to her jawline and neck. When it was over, she had to take deep breaths...Then she sneered. "But I am not so reckless as to charge in without a substitute!" She fanned sand into his eyes with her cape, then righted herself while quickly producing her Zooka. "Let's see, it feels so long ago, do I remember-Oh, I do, all right! Explosion!"

"LOOK OUT! THE ADORABLE LITTLE WITCH HAS A WEAPON!" Her ex-assailant screamed, as he was quickly reduced to bacon. Boom! Boom! Boom! Bandits all around her tasted Zooka!

"Hahahaha! Hahaha...ha ha...Oh, pretend I might, but it's just not the same..." Megumin lamented, hugging her staff with her other hand.

Thepotatogod

 

[TheElenaFisher]

sᴋʏᴇ and 𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕚
(and also bandits)
_____________________
"So, the plan is I get on the mic, tell them that I singlehandedly captured "Ribcage" due to me being a Siren, I make this whole speech about how their former leaders would've preferred to be immortalized in a really terrible tribute, thanks to their intelligence level they'll probably accept it as truth, and we all get out of here. Sound good?" After telling Dani about the idea she had, she waited for a response. But as she waited, she heard Heather use telepathy once more. 'Yeah, I'm here, Heather. I'll explain later, just know that we have Ribcage.' She looked at Dani. "So, we agree we're doing this? Y'know, the whole speech to mess with them a bit and possibly try to disband them with it?"

Dani gains the biggest grin on her face after listening to Skye’s plan. “I know I said I was done with pranks, but this is too good not to pass up. You got yourself a deal, I’m in.”

A smile appeared on her face, which was rare since she only gave small smiles. "Oh, you and me, we're gonna have some fun with these guys. Now, let's make this a good one. And if I point my gun at you, don't worry, I'm not hurting you, I just have to make it believable so don't be scared."

Stepping up to the mic, she turned it on and tapped it, speaking into it. "Hey, this thing on? Cool, it is. Now, dear bandits. I regret to inform you chucklefucks that your leader ain't your leader anymore. Me, being the badass Siren that I am, has singlehandedly taken down your beloved Ribcage. Wave hi to the folks, now would you?" She motioned for Dani to wave her hand at them before she could continue, having her pistol out pointing it at her. Of course, she wasn't going to actually fire it at her, after all she had to make it somewhat believable.

“Wait, what!?” Before Dani could say anything else, Skye began her speech and later signaled Dani to wave, she soon does. “(Please don’t let me die in an idiot’s body, please don’t let me die in an idiot’s body)” She repeated throughly in her head, hoping nothing would happen to her.

Lowering the gun, she continued. "So, you guys wanted to bring back the twins, your so called 'deities'. You ever realize that maybe, some people should stay dead? I'm sure they'd all want you all to immortalize them on the ECHOnet. Y'know, tributes and shit, that way they live on forever without needing to bring them back. I'm sure no one would like to bring back people that are at peace, that's just asking for trouble. So, let's not do that, preserve life, and let the dead sleep."

Thinking of what else to say, she decided to get on with the attempt to disband them. "As your new leader, how about we make a deal? You all go your own separate ways, start immortalizing the Calypso's through shitty tributes set to depressing music or emo music, art, poems, all that, and I won't have to come down there and personally kill you and take your stomach's for a dear friend of mine to put to use. Any questions or objections? Remember: you don't wanna cross a Siren, now do you?"

“Oh, shit… d-did you…”

The Bandits back up, aiming their guns.

“Get the hell outta Ribcage, y-you freak! O-or else we’ll… we’ll kill every one of you! All your families! And then we’ll… we’ll eat your babies!”

"Oh relax, he's fine. Now, what did I say about crossing a Siren? Did you dare cross any of the Calypso's? I didn't think so, otherwise you'd be dead. Now let's try this again. You can give up and if you truly wanna do something for the twins, honor them and not bring them from the dead. Or, I can find out where you live and pay you a visit. And trust me, I have my ways."

“G-guys… I think she’s serious…”

“THE REVIVAL OF THE CALYPSOS STARTS WITH YOUR DEATH!” a Psycho runs forward, brandishing his buzzaxe.

Seeing a Psycho run towards her ready to attack, she sighed. Once he got close enough, she sweep kicked him, knowing that Psycho's aren't exactly smart enough to notice something like this. As he landed on the ground, she stomped her foot on his chest and fired four rounds from her pistol into his head.

And since these were corrosive rounds, they were even more unpleasant than actual bullets.

"So I see we have some conflicting thoughts, which is okay, this is a good moment to have those conflicting thoughts. Now, we could stand here and I could just kill all of you one by one, powers included, but I'm giving you an actual choice unlike what they did. What's it gonna be: come try to fight me and die or leave to be able to live and honor the twins? Choice is yours."

“F-ffff… ffffine! W-we’re gonna… we’re gonna let you go. But w-we’ll be back… and we’re gonna kill you all! J-just you watch! Retreat, guys!”

The Bandits run out of the announcer’s booth. The same one that threatened Skye can be faintly heard through the wall saying, “I-I really need some paper towels…”

"If you want them so bad, get it yourself." She turned to Dani, keeping the mic on. "I was honestly expecting that to go differently, but at least they're gone. Though, it isn't the first time I've heard that threat. Everyone else, you guys can get up here to the announcer's booth!" With that, she turned the mic off, being done with it.

Collab with: Atomic Chucklenuts , CocoaMarshmallow
Space Buddha , everyone in the arena​

 

[Space Buddha]

• Main
• Information

• 
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  Heather:
  _________________________________________________________________________________
  
  Heather was, obviously, the first one in the booth, as she rushed over to Skye and hugged her leg.
  
  --"MOMMY...! YOU... DID... THE... THING... WE... WERE... SUPPOSED... TO... DO...!"--
  
  She happily nuzzled Skye's leg, before taking notice of Ribcage.
  
  --"WOW... THAT... THING... IS... COOL... CAN... OTHER... MOM... GET... OUT... OF... IT... I... WANT... TO... KEEP... IT..."--
  
  Braxton, the vampiric soldier standing in the doorway along with heather's other minions, raised an eyebrow.
  
  "You... want to... keep him? He's a bandit chief, you sure that's a good idea boss?"
  
  --"OF... COURSE... LOOK... HOW... CUDDLY... IT... IS.... SO... BIG... AND... SOFT..."--
  
  Heather goes over to Dani in Ribcage, hugging his/her leg as well and rubbing her cheek against it. She would smell of strawberries.
  
  --"OTHER... MOMMY... I... LOVE... YOUR... NEW... HAIR... NOW... PLEASE... SAY... I... CAN... KEEP... IT..."--
  
  Other... mommy..? Has she just mistaken another complete stranger for one of her parents? Yes, it would appear so.
  
  
  
• 
  
  Character Sheet Link: Fandom - Hunters of the Throne (Multi-Fandom Crossover RP) [OPEN]
  
  Interactions: TheElenaFisher | Atomic Chucklenuts
  
  - Now open for interaction -
  
  Image:
  
  Spoiler: This was the closest image I could find

  Give her elf ears, add tattoos/markings on her skin, give her snake eyes, change her hair color to blue, and maybe make her look a little younger, and this works.
  

  

 

[quadraxis201]

Ryuji Kazan
​

Ryuji watched as Salvador gunned the enraged Goliath down and ran over what remained. "Wow. Just... wow. It's like he got put through a comically oversized meat grinder. But..." He put his hands up in a shrugging gesture. "I suppose I wouldn't expect any less from a place like this. I wonder what percentage of this planet's air is made up of blood, actually." Even though the Goliath was effectively reduced to the waste in a butcher's dustbin, Ryuji still shot off a couple rounds from his Nasty Blaster at their remains as a sort of insulting gesture. "Juuuuust needed to make sure."

The Technical was then crashed into an arena, where it seemed the other teams were duking it out. Ryuji reloaded his weapons and placed one foot on the edge of the Technical. "Alright, Sal. You wanted to shoot things? Looks like you've found yourself a gold mine. Ready when you are." He said to Salvador, looking over his shoulder at the Gunzerker.

To the crowd (and everyone nearby), Ryuji called out, "Alright, you bloodthirsty maniacs! Prepare yourselves for the show of a lifetime!" A group of Bandits charged straight at Ryuji, makeshift weapons in their hands. With one free hand, Ryuji tossed his match up into the air, fired a few grenade-rounds at the Bandits, and with a backflip off of the Technical, he landed on the arena's ground...

...and caught the match between his teeth. "Let's rock."


(Just some badass music, because why not? )​

Interactions:
CocoaMarshmallow
@AllTeams
@ArenaFighters
(Open for Interactions, especially whoever wants Ryuji to fight with them )

 

[Thepotatogod]

--Den-O--
OST: Double Action ~ Ax Form(No Vocals)
Color:#FF69B4
Status: Good
Money: $1500
Equipment:
Gun 1- The Buttplug
Gun 2 - Nebula
Shield - Mr. Caffeine
Interaction: CocoaMarshmallow P PopcornPie quadraxis201 @DistractionBois

"Oh no!" Minako gulped, seeing the little witch child be grabbed and slammed her around, however, she quickly regained composure and fire a bazooka at the Bandits. "Nice!"

"I believe it's time." Kintaros said, turning to Minako as she then let out a nod, allowing him to hop on. And so he did, turning incorporeal as Kintaros hovered onto Minako's body, soon taking her over with a yellow dyed smoke, suddenly growing a low ponytail, bearing a kimono as she took out the Den-O pass, soon putting it over the emblem as he lowered his stance.

AX FORM​

"Henshin!" Almost in unison, Minako and Kintaros spoke, soon transforming into the Mighty Den-O once more! As the suit's chestpieces were attached and the visor approached down the rails of the headpiece, forming Kintaros' mask. Just then, a Technical was crashed into the arena, and out came Ryuji, landing in front of them.

"Our strength shall make them cry!" Den-O walked beside after Ryuji delivered his one liner, combining the pieces from the side of his belt once more to form his mighty Axe, cricking his next before charging at some of the Bandits, letting out a warcry as he slapped one of the bandits that were approaching him so hard that he flung across the arena, bumping several other combatants like a game of pinball. "Dosshoi!" Den-O swung his axe once more as the flung bandit reached him once more, striking him fiercely with his ax towards Ryuji, allowing him to follow up on his assault!

 

[Atomic Chucklenuts]

“Glad that’s over.” Before she could ask Skye anything else Heather grabs Dani’s possessed leg calling her mommy.

“Uh, heh. I’m not your mom, little girl. I’m not even old enough to be one.” She rubs Heather’s head, comforting her. “So what do we do with him?” She said pointing at herself in Ribcage’s body now unknown what to do with the man now.

TheElenaFisher Space Buddha

 

[PopcornPie]

sᴋʏᴇ and 𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕚
(and also bandits)
_____________________
"So, the plan is I get on the mic, tell them that I singlehandedly captured "Ribcage" due to me being a Siren, I make this whole speech about how their former leaders would've preferred to be immortalized in a really terrible tribute, thanks to their intelligence level they'll probably accept it as truth, and we all get out of here. Sound good?" After telling Dani about the idea she had, she waited for a response. But as she waited, she heard Heather use telepathy once more. 'Yeah, I'm here, Heather. I'll explain later, just know that we have Ribcage.' She looked at Dani. "So, we agree we're doing this? Y'know, the whole speech to mess with them a bit and possibly try to disband them with it?"

Dani gains the biggest grin on her face after listening to Skye’s plan. “I know I said I was done with pranks, but this is too good not to pass up. You got yourself a deal, I’m in.”

A smile appeared on her face, which was rare since she only gave small smiles. "Oh, you and me, we're gonna have some fun with these guys. Now, let's make this a good one. And if I point my gun at you, don't worry, I'm not hurting you, I just have to make it believable so don't be scared."

Stepping up to the mic, she turned it on and tapped it, speaking into it. "Hey, this thing on? Cool, it is. Now, dear bandits. I regret to inform you chucklefucks that your leader ain't your leader anymore. Me, being the badass Siren that I am, has singlehandedly taken down your beloved Ribcage. Wave hi to the folks, now would you?" She motioned for Dani to wave her hand at them before she could continue, having her pistol out pointing it at her. Of course, she wasn't going to actually fire it at her, after all she had to make it somewhat believable.

“Wait, what!?” Before Dani could say anything else, Skye began her speech and later signaled Dani to wave, she soon does. “(Please don’t let me die in an idiot’s body, please don’t let me die in an idiot’s body)” She repeated throughly in her head, hoping nothing would happen to her.

Lowering the gun, she continued. "So, you guys wanted to bring back the twins, your so called 'deities'. You ever realize that maybe, some people should stay dead? I'm sure they'd all want you all to immortalize them on the ECHOnet. Y'know, tributes and shit, that way they live on forever without needing to bring them back. I'm sure no one would like to bring back people that are at peace, that's just asking for trouble. So, let's not do that, preserve life, and let the dead sleep."

Thinking of what else to say, she decided to get on with the attempt to disband them. "As your new leader, how about we make a deal? You all go your own separate ways, start immortalizing the Calypso's through shitty tributes set to depressing music or emo music, art, poems, all that, and I won't have to come down there and personally kill you and take your stomach's for a dear friend of mine to put to use. Any questions or objections? Remember: you don't wanna cross a Siren, now do you?"

“Oh, shit… d-did you…”

The Bandits back up, aiming their guns.

“Get the hell outta Ribcage, y-you freak! O-or else we’ll… we’ll kill every one of you! All your families! And then we’ll… we’ll eat your babies!”

"Oh relax, he's fine. Now, what did I say about crossing a Siren? Did you dare cross any of the Calypso's? I didn't think so, otherwise you'd be dead. Now let's try this again. You can give up and if you truly wanna do something for the twins, honor them and not bring them from the dead. Or, I can find out where you live and pay you a visit. And trust me, I have my ways."

“G-guys… I think she’s serious…”

“THE REVIVAL OF THE CALYPSOS STARTS WITH YOUR DEATH!” a Psycho runs forward, brandishing his buzzaxe.

Seeing a Psycho run towards her ready to attack, she sighed. Once he got close enough, she sweep kicked him, knowing that Psycho's aren't exactly smart enough to notice something like this. As he landed on the ground, she stomped her foot on his chest and fired four rounds from her pistol into his head.

And since these were corrosive rounds, they were even more unpleasant than actual bullets.

"So I see we have some conflicting thoughts, which is okay, this is a good moment to have those conflicting thoughts. Now, we could stand here and I could just kill all of you one by one, powers included, but I'm giving you an actual choice unlike what they did. What's it gonna be: come try to fight me and die or leave to be able to live and honor the twins? Choice is yours."

“F-ffff… ffffine! W-we’re gonna… we’re gonna let you go. But w-we’ll be back… and we’re gonna kill you all! J-just you watch! Retreat, guys!”

The Bandits run out of the announcer’s booth. The same one that threatened Skye can be faintly heard through the wall saying, “I-I really need some paper towels…”

"If you want them so bad, get it yourself." She turned to Dani, keeping the mic on. "I was honestly expecting that to go differently, but at least they're gone. Though, it isn't the first time I've heard that threat. Everyone else, you guys can get up here to the announcer's booth!" With that, she turned the mic off, being done with it.

Collab with: Atomic Chucklenuts , CocoaMarshmallow
Space Buddha , everyone in the arena​

"Oooh, okay, that smarts..." Megumin rubbed a fairly deep scratch across her thigh. "But you are sorely mistaken if you think I am-Oh, yeah, I already am crippled. Uh, never mind. Just die!" She gave the psycho a good Zooka shot to the face. "Yes! Take that, you ruffians! And that! And taste some of that for good measure! And..." Her weapon just sputtered, spewing nothing but black smoke. "...Uh oh."

The only other thing for Megumin to do was run for cover while she regrouped. "The real Explosion wouldn't break down on me like this!" She hollered.

"Okay, I didn't come all this way just to cower when things go south." Megumin waved her Zooka in the air in a feeble attempt to cool it. "I can still use a little Explosion, but, oh, a little puff won't do much damage...Unless?" A bandit charged towards the barrier she hid behind, but she rose with her staff glowing. "Little Explosion!" With a wave of her staff, the man's crotch was enveloped in a tiny fireball, which had him doubling over. "Ha! Now taste Zooka!" She hit him on the head with the busted rocket launcher, then dashed off to repeat her new strategy.

After about seven burned crotches, a voice boomed from over yonder. It was feminine, deceptively friendly, and very brave. Her commentary had Megumin sweating bullets. "A Siren? Those beings who lure you into getting shipwrecked?" She tightly held her staff. Her feeble Explosion would barely do anything against a being of water. Then again, the siren was quite clearly on their side. And she announced that she had Ribcage! "Oooh! Does that mean we win?" She bounded up and down. Apparently so, the bandits fled like a flock of sheep from a bush conveniently shaped like a wolf!

"You must be the siren! Hello! Kazuma won't believe that I met you!" The archwizard met up with Elizabeth and Heather in a flash. Sure enough, what she could only presume was Ribcage was laying near them! "So all we have to do is interrogate, right? And is that the contraption you used to make your voice so loud?" She pointed to the microphone.

 

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  “Glad that’s over.” Before she could ask Skye anything else Heather grabs Dani’s possessed leg calling her mommy.
  
  “Uh, heh. I’m not your mom, little girl. I’m not even old enough to be one.” She rubs Heather’s head, comforting her. “So what do we do with him?” She said pointing at herself in Ribcage’s body now unknown what to do with the man now.
  
  TheElenaFisher Space Buddha

  
  Heather would look up at Dani as her eyes lit up, literally, with a sickly red glow as a deranged smile spread across her face.
  
  --"I... SAW... YOU... GO... INSIDE... OF... MY... MOM... AND... IF... YOU... ARE... NOT... MY... OTHER... MOM... THAT... MEANS... WE.. ARE... GOING... TO... HAVE... BIG... PROBLEMS... AND... YOU... DO... NOT... WANT... PROBLEMS... WITH... ME.... SO... UNTIL... FURTHER... NOTICE... YOU... ARE... MY... MOMMY..."--
  
  Heather would return to nuzzling Dani until she brought up Ribcage.
  
  --"I... WANT... TO... BRAINWASH... IT... INTO... A... GIANT... TEDDY... BEAR... FOR... MY... ARMY... OF... CUDDLE... CORPSES..."--
  
  
  
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  Character Sheet Link: Fandom - Hunters of the Throne (Multi-Fandom Crossover RP) [OPEN]
  
  Interactions: Atomic Chucklenuts
  
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  Give her elf ears, add tattoos/markings on her skin, give her snake eyes, change her hair color to blue, and maybe make her look a little younger, and this works.
  

  

 

[quadraxis201]

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Ryuji watched as Den-O flung a Bandit towards him. With a quick switch to the gyrojet-firing rifle, he fired several rounds onto the Bandit and reloaded, causing them to explode into bits only a foot or two in front of him. Ryuji was thankfully spared from getting slapped in the face by Bandit flesh as the bits flew to his sides, above him, and between his legs like meaty shrapnel, but he did get a fair amount of blood on him. "You got blood on my match." Ryuji protested in slight annoyance, tossing the now blood-soaked match onto the ground and placing a new one between his lips. "If you're gonna bleed on me... would you kindly bleed in another direction other than directly in my face?" He added, rubbing any blood off of his goggles with one hand. Just then, another few Bandits charged out from an opening in the walls. Ryuji rolled his eyes and turned to face them. "Alright... allow me to show you what happens when you play with fire." He said to them, mounting a rocket on his shoulder by its wooden post. With the flick of a (clean) match, Ryuji aimed the rocket directly at the group, and when the fuse ran out, the firework shot towards them, engulfing them in a starburst as they were hurt by the initial explosion first, then by the crackling clusters that followed shortly thereafter. He did the same again, this time shooting off a rocket which emitted brilliant violet sparks. "One more, just in case. Keeps the crowd entertained too, perhaps."

Briefly turning to Den-O, Ryuji said, "Pretty good. Can't say I've ever been a part of a game of human pinball. I... might've seen one, though. Keep it up."

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[Atomic Chucklenuts]

Dani begin sweating bullets once Heather threatened her to be a mom. “C’mon you know I was joking,. Of course I’ll be your mother. For the time being, seriously, let me out of this guy right now.” Dani whispered to Skye wanting to not be apart of Heather’s “family” any longer.

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[92MilesPrower]

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Sitting in the bleachers, Deadpool rested atop a pile of about a dozen corpses, specifically of the Psychos that he killed earlier. "Well hello again! As you can see..." He drank from a cup of soda, slurping it from a straw extremely loud and obnoxiously. "...I was the clear victor in tonight's pre-show. In fact, why don't I introduce you to a couple of the new friends I made during that time?" Wade took a decapitated head from his pile, specifically with the left eye completely removed. "Look everyone! It's Kurt! He was kind of an asshole, but we settled things quickly over some tacos and the death of our other good pal..." Tossing "Kurt's" head over his shoulder, DP ended up hitting a bandit leaning far from his seat, directly in the back of the head, sending him to his eventual demise at the very edge of the arena's "pit," where a couple of the creatures inside would happily feast upon him.

Deadpool found another head, which had the mouth area cleanly cut off. "...Hank! And no, I'm DEFINITELY NOT naming all of these random victims of mine after the X-Men. NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS! Anyways, what do you have to say about this lovely game of pinball, Hank?" He sipped more of his soda, turned to the head of "Hank" in his right hand, who he had facing the ongoing carnage inside of the "pit," and turned it to face him. "OH WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SAY A FUCKING THING ANYMORE! HAH!" Tossing "Hank's" head directly behind him, DP ended up hitting a Goliath in the head and knocked his helmet off, sending him into a massive rage. Hearing the Goliath screaming with fury, Deadpool dropped his soda in surprise, and watched as the Goliath transformed into a red mountain of muscle. "HOLY SHIT, WILLIAM HURT! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BECOME RED HULK UNTI-" He was immediately punched in the gut by the monstrosity of a "man," and send flying into the middle of the arena's floor, looking a little something like this:

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Feeling extremely dazed from the punch, Deadpool wearily sat up, and saw the Goliath screaming even more, now tossing various audience members that either attempted to get him to calm down, or feared for their lives. "...jEsUs ChRiSt, ThAt GuY dEfInItElY tAkEs StErOiDs..." As he pointed at the Goliath, the hulking bandit turned to Wade, and started screaming at him:

"HIS... NAME... WAS.... FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!"

The Goliath proceeded to leap into the air, and caused the ground to shake upon landing a few feet away from Deadpool. He then screamed loudly as he started to charge towards the Merc with a Mouth, who scrambled to get up and start running from the beast. He attempted to push past both allies and foes alike, screaming "OUTTA THE WAAAAAAAAAY!"

@ Everybody in the Arena (This monstrosity is very much open to interaction)

 

[TheElenaFisher]

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After that whole thing, she saw Heather immediately enter the box and cling to her leg. "Yep, and now we can get out of here. First, we need everyone in here and then we can grab the Technical's. Really, we do need to wait for the Vault Hunters to say what we need to do next." Then, Heather went over to Dani, hugging her leg and called her "other mommy."

Was this a thing she did? Mistake others for her parents?

She looked at Dani, wanting to talk to her and answer her question. "See? Told you I wouldn't hurt you. And well, we'd need Zane, FL4K, Axton, and Salvador in here first and then move from there. But if I had to guess, we'd put him in the extraction team's Technical, you get out of him so we can knock him out, and get him back to base." Her attention turned to Heather, who in all honesty, was being a tiny bit creepy but when wasn't she being like that?

"Uh, Heather? I'm glad that you want another mom, more parents are always great, but Dani is my friend. So, she's more like a family friend, not another mother. The reason why she was inside me was because she overshadowed me and helped me get over here so I could be able to do what I did and get the bandits to leave, so she deserves a thank you. Also, I forgot to thank you for helping me out, Dani." Dani then whispered to her to let her out. "Well, we'd need to knock him out after you leave him so that nothing happens."

It was then that she heard a new voice and looked to see a kid with a staff. She seemed to be a bit energetic, but most kids were energetic. "'Sup. Yeah, that'd be me, the Siren. Name's Skye, the kid currently attached to Ribcage's leg is Heather. And I'm sure he won't believe it, even though I've never met him. Well, you'd be right, we just have to get him back to base first. Oh, but don't attack him right now, my friend is overshadowing, or possessing, him so we can get him there without anything going wrong."

When asked about the microphone being the thing that made her voice so loud, she nodded. Though why it was being referred ti as a contraption, she must've been pulled here from a time where technology isn't really a thing. "Yeah, it's called a microphone. You push a button, talk into it, and you can be heard in the arena without having to yell. Though, you can do it anywhere that has one."

Seeing others still outside in the arena that seem to still be fighting, she looked at the ones already in the box. "Excuse me for a moment." She grabbed the microphone, pressing the button. "Yeah, hi, Skye here. So, if you aren't fighting anyone, you're clear from this, so you don't have to listen to this. To those that are still fighting people, you guys know I got the bandits to leave and told you guys to get in the announcer's box, right? So if you could do me a favor and get the FUCK in here after you're done with whoever you're fighting, that'd be great. Alright, byyye."

Her finger let go of the button, putting the microphone down and looking at the others. "Alright, so guess we're waiting for everyone else."

Space Buddha , Atomic Chucklenuts , P PopcornPie , anyone who wrote fighting posts, everyone else​

 

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PHYSICAL CONDITION: Optimal
MENTAL CONDITION: Optimal
LOCATION: Emcee Booth, Extraction Team
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Spoiler: feat. Delsausage Roweiner

PHYSICAL CONDITION: Muffled Crusty Half-eaten Hotdog
MENTAL CONDITION: Crazy Hotdog
LOCATION: Emcee Booth Microphone
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[div class="tabsContent tabs1"]INTERACTIONS: CocoaMarshmallow (GM) TheElenaFisher (Skye)
MENTIONS: Atomic Chucklenuts (Dani Phantom)

When presented with the option to either be a distraction or the extraction team, Samael gladly chose to be with the latter. Being the distraction involved being under fire and having the enemy be aware of your presence. Seeing as he wasn’t being paid, his priority remained his own life. Taking fire so another group could sneak around was a good way to endanger his life and waste his ammunition. So, Samael boarded the "Technicals" with the others, his SABRE exosuit taking up the space of two people by itself and Samael taking up another two seats with the large boxes of ammunition he purchased from Marcus. He spent the entire ride patiently reloading the empty magazines of his Nakir and GE-25, all while the sausage in this pocket ran his mouth.

"You know, I think I’ve come to make a realization. Tacos can be a pizza or a sandwich, depending on what you consider a tortilla. If you consider tortillas to be made of dough, then a taco is a pizza, since you have salsa, a tomato sauce, and cheese on top. If you consider tortillas a bread, then a tortilla would be equivalent to a hotdog or a submarine sandwich. You fold it over and then it becomes a sandwich."

Upon reaching the operation zone, Samael stashed whatever ammunition that wasn’t loaded into a magazine into ammo boxes and hung them from his exosuit’s hip, before mounting the suit himself. He made sure to stuff the hotdog tightly into his pocket and follow at the end of the group. Being the largest and most noticeable with his exosuit, Samael took it upon himself to be the rear guard. Luckily for him, it appeared that there were some people in the front that were competent enough to perform silent takedowns while under the cover of the cacophony that the distraction team was brewing.

It wasn’t long before the extraction team split up, much to Samael’s frustration. Sure they were all in the same area, but searching should not be performed by individuals-you always needed someone to cover your back. However, if the others didn’t care if they lived or died, the SERAPH wouldn’t try to save them, he had Psychopomp to watch his back...and the hotdog too, but he didn’t count.

Samael began knocking down doors and searching for this Ribcage that the Crimson Raiders needed so much. The first couple of doors he broke down only revealed rooms filled with trash sorry excuses of furniture. However, at the fourth door, Samael was met by an unwelcome surprise: a psychotic was waiting on the other side with a crude ax ready to hack off an arm or two.

"Hahahahaha!! I’m gonna catch me a biiiig one tonight. They will grow to fear the name of Voltemand P. Peele-Steeler!!!" Unfortunately for Voltemand P. Peele-Steeler, all the ax could do in the face of solid titanium plates was slide right off, not even scratching the black paint job. Seeing that his ax did nothing, Voltemand P. Peele-Steeler tried for a few more hits to no avail. Deciding to cut his losses, Voltemand P. Peele-Steeler spit into his hand and polished off the area he struck with his ax and began to step back into his room, attempting to fit the door Samael knocked down back into the frame, only to be stopped by a certain hotdog’s voice.

"Voltema-hahahahah...Voltemand-hahahahahah...Voltemand PeePee Stealer-" Delsausage couldn’t stop laughing from inside Samael’s pocket, but it was loud enough for Voltemand the PeePee Stealer to hear, "If you were going to give yourself a nickname, at least make it sound cool, my man! You could’ve called yourself anything but you chose PeePee Stealer? Bwahahahahahahaha!"

"I didn’t choose it… My...parents were Richard Peele and Daisy Steeler...Then daddy left, but mommy didn’t want to forget him, so she kept his name..."

"Oh God...I didn’t mean to make fun of your parents’ names...That’s actually really sad. You didn’t even get to choose your-" Before Delsausage got a chance to finish, Voltemand P. Peele-Steeler lunged at the hot dog, screaming incoherently in rage and trying to tear the hot dog out of Samael’s pocket. "OH SH!T!!! HELP!!! HELP ME, SAMMY!!! OH F###!!! PEEPEE STEALER IS GOING TO STEAL THE HOTDOG!!! I’M NOT EVEN A REAL PEEPEE!!!"

Rolling his eyes under his helmet, Samael grabbed the Psycho’s skull with a loader arm and crushed it like a grape. He wiped his bloodied armored hand against the body of Voltemand P. Peele-Steeler before continuing without giving that interaction any thought. Fortunately, none of the other rooms were as eventful as this one, with only the occasional bandit spewing nothing more to say than the usual profanities and threats.

By the time Samael was at his seventh room, the comm chatter appeared to indicate that target was identified to be emceeing the bloodsport arena filled with thousands of bandits. It would’ve been helpful if they had proper reconnaissance to identify his location beforehand so they wouldn’t be off on a wild goose chase.

The next several minutes were only what he could describe as SNAFU. All the people in the distraction team burst in an began a slaughter while Skye and a ghost girl possessed Ribcage and put on a little show in the emcee booth. It was...not the way Samael would do things with the insane amount of variables involved with trying to manipulate several thousand mentally unstable criminals. But...this was what Samael had to deal with, so he made his way over to the emcee booth.

As he walked, the hotdog in his pocket came up with a brilliant idea, "Hey, Sammy, I have an idea. What if you walked up to that booth and turned some of that quiet super scariness of yours and into loud super scariness so you scare the bandits real good. I think it would make them really p-" the hotdog bit back a laugh, remembering Voltemand PeePee Stealer, "I think it would really make them sh!t their pants."

The SERAPH lowered his head enough to glare at the hotdog, "I’m not scary because I talk big. I’m scary because of what I can do. That doesn’t translate over a low quality mic system and a couple hundred feet." Despite Samael’s protests, Delsausage wriggled out of the pocket and kept on badgering him about emceeing until he entered the booth.

Upon entering, Delsausage quickly changed his mind about making Samael the emcee. He leapt off of the shoulder of the SABRE exosuit with an impossible amount of agility for half a hotdog and landed right on the button that turned on the microphone and unleashed his inner psycho. "OKAY, B!TCHES, ARE YOU READY TO RUUUUUUMBBBBLLLLLEEEEE?????? No? WELL TOO F###ING BAD, BECAUSE WE HAVE A SIREN IN HERE THAT GOES WEEWOO WEEWOOO AND I WANNA HOLD A LITTLE CONTEST! I’M ACTUALLY STRONGER THAN THIS SIREN, AND SHE’S ACTUALLY MY LOYAL SLAVE! BOW TO ME SLAVE!!!"

Without jumping off of the microphone button, Delsausage turns to Skye real quick, "Sorry, babe. Play along?" Whether she played along or not, he continued, "LAST MAN STANDING...or woman, I don’t discriminate, GETS TO KEEP THE SIREN AS A PET. I SUGGEST YOU START KILLING, BECAUSE THERE’S A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THERE. IF THERE’S MORE THAN ONE OF YOU ALIVE DOWN THERE AFTER THIRTY MINUTES, I’M KEEPING MY SIREN BABE FOR MYSELF. OH, ALSO, I'LL MAKE MY BOI, SAMMY, KILL YOU ALL IF YOU THINK ABOUT TEAMING UP. I HEARD HE COULD PUNCH HARDER THAN YOUR DAD PUNCHES YOUR MOM WHEN HE HAS A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"OH, AND TO MAKE THINGS MORE INTERESTING, IF I SEE PEOPLE SHOOTING GUNS, I'M GOING TO SUMMON MY SIREN TO KICK YOU IN THE APPENDIX. DON'T BELIEVE ME? SAMMY BOY, PLEASE SHOOT YOUR GUN...PREFERABLY NOT AT ME."

"No."

"Why not? I thought you were supposed to back me up."

Samael dryly replied, "I don't want Skye to kick me in my appendix."

"Oh...uhm...YOU HEAR THAT? EVEN THE BADA$$ THAT COULD PUNCH YOU HARDER THAN AN HORNY TEEN WOULD BEAT HIS MEAT DOESN'T WANT TO CROSS ME! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT A SIREN MAY QUIETLY LEAVE! AKA, THE PEOPLE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE MY OTHER SLAVES! NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, DRAMA ALERT NATION, I'M YOUR HOST, KILLER KEEMSTAR. LEEEEEEETTTT'SSSS GET RIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT INTO THE NEWS!...I mean...start killing each other...and be...killers..."

Spoiler: For added effect

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"Ahem. How was that? That sound intimidating enough?"

Samael just instinctively rubbed his temples, forgetting his helmet in the way. What the actual f### was he dealing with?

[/div][div class="tabsContent tabs2" style="display: none;"]ABILITIES: Samael is a SERAPH, purpose bred to be the best supersoldiers in the galaxy. Aside from the endless list of augmentations, and enough combat and firearms training to make special forces operators feel like kindergarteners, Samael excels at tracking, explosives, artillery operation, combat engineering, and setting traps. Among the private military sector, he and his team are renowned as the best trackers money can afford, with no terrain too difficult for him to navigate and operate in. Samael also happens to be well studied in basic surgery and forensic pathology, two sides of the same coin. With his training as a Segadores, Samael has also been introduced to strategies used to destroy dangerous ideas and silence people too eager to talk. All of this combined with a mind enhanced by Artificial Intelligence means that it is near impossible to overwhelm Samael physically, intellectually, or creatively.

WEAPONS/EQUIPMENT:

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The HK-N720-H is the grenadier configuration of the standard issue Nakir assault rifle produced by Seraph Manufacturing. It is chambered in 7.20x50mm FMJ fed from a 40 round drum mag. It's advanced recoil compensation system and electronic firing system makes it one of the most accurate and reliable rifles in production with a considerable fire rate of 800 rounds/minute. Underslung is a three-round revolver-style 20mm grenade launcher that fires high-explosive grenades. On the top top rail is a VCOG smartscope while a secondary red dot sight sits at a 45 degree angle on the side along with an LED flashlight and laser sight combo. (hk-n720_nakir__baseconfig20.jpg)

[div class=accord]Seraph GE-S25 "Samael" 25mm Autocannon

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A chain driven autocannon designed to be wielded by an mechanized suit or mounted to a vehicle. It fires 25x85mm depleted uranium armor-piercing discarding sabot rounds out of belt-fed 100-round drum mag at up to 600 rounds per minute. The rounds this weapon fires are sufficient to punch through armored vehicles and any cover short of 2 feet of concrete with ease. The amount of firepower this weapon packs is offset by an impossible amount of recoil for a human to control and incredible weight, such that most SERAPHs can only practically wield it with the loader arms of his SABRE exosuit. The only exception is Samael, who is capable of wielding this monstrosity with his bare hands for short periods of time. Attached to the weapon is a red dot sight, compensator, smart targeting system, and floodlight. (ge-s25_samael_35.jpg)

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Psychopomp, otherwise known as “Psycho” is Samael’s assigned Smart AI. It was originally a standard AI optimized for running combat simulations and proposing optimized tactics real-time. After Samael’s recruitment into the Segadores, Psycho has been altered to serve the Segadors, informing Samael on the targets assigned to him by the Segadors and leading him to complete objectives in ways that complete objectives of the Segadores.

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[div class=accord]-Foresight of the Reaper

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A relatively basic and stereotypical ability of Reapers, but mistakenly attributed to all Reapers. Samael is able to see the True Name and remaining life force of a person, as well as instantly recognized targets marked by the Segadores. A person's remaining life force can be used to approximate how much longer they have to live, but is by no means an exact science. This ability will not work on immortals. If Samael or a person in his vision would die or sustain a lethal blow within the next six seconds there is a slim chance that Samael will be able to foresee it and react accordingly.

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When faced with a being that has killed within the last 24 hours, Samael is able to determine the cause of death and the instigator of said cause of death if no unnatural cause obstructs it. This ability will not work on beings he has killed himself or on those who have died as the result of non-human causes.

[div class=accord]-Glare of the Reaper

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Anyone whom Samael intentionally stares at will feel an overwhelming sense of dread and imminent death. If they do not freeze in fear, they will run away blindly, rendering them vulnerable. A person can only break free if their will is greater than Samael's or if Samael looks away.

[div class=accord]-Piercing Gaze of the Reaper

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Arguably the most powerful ability from the Reaper’s Eye, Samael can fire “spears” of invisible energy towards anything in his vision, punching through anything short of three inches of titanium. This requires no physical movement on his part, allowing him to kill without moving a muscle. However, beings not marked for death cannot be directly affected by this power, so Samael often has to be creative with its use.

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All SERAPHs are provided extensive and invasive augmentations to ensure their combat superiority. These augmentations can be divided into three broad categories: Hardware, Wetware, and Manaware. Hardware includes cybernetic and implanted enhancements, Wetware includes genetic biological enhancements and will only list the effects of the modifications, and Manaware includes any form of magical enhancement.

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-Spinal Neural Interfaces
-Direct Neural Interface
-Auxiliary Neural Interfaces
-Titanium-Tungsten Skeletal Implants
-Integrated AI Matrix Suite
-Superconductor Nervous System Package
-Cardiovascular Regulator
-Hormonal Regulator

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-Greatly Enhanced Muscular Density/Regeneration/Recovery
-Enhanced Stem Cell Production
-Enhanced Immune System
-Enhanced Metabolism
-Enhanced Vestibulo-Ocular Reflex
-Enhanced Pain Threshold
-Enhanced Cardiovascular System
-Retinal-Inversion Stabilizer
-Robust DNA Replication

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-Oculus Aquilae - Eagle Eye
-Obscuras Animae - Covered Soul
-Magistri Tempus - Master of Time
-Loricatorum Pellis - Armored Skin
-Ut Obscurum - To Make Obscure
-Sanitatem - Healing
-Si Metus - Intimidation

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[Crow]

The demonic-insectoid being tunneled into various little Bandit huts from the floors and ground, asking around. He knocked out all bandits but one for this one. He wrapped the conscious, now-unarmed one in his serpentine body, threatening him with multitudes of fangs.

"̶W̷e̸l̶l̶,̴ ̶I̵ ̶o̴n̵l̶y̵ ̷n̶e̵e̷d̶e̴d̶ ̶o̶n̸e̶ ̸o̵f̸ ̷y̶o̷u̷ ̸a̵n̴y̸w̷a̷y̴s̶.̶ ̵T̷e̴l̶l̷ ̵m̴e̴ ̸w̷h̴e̶r̷e̵ ̸R̴i̷b̸c̵a̵g̶e̶ ̸i̷s̸ ̵o̶r̸ ̵I̷'̷l̸l̵ ̷e̸a̶t̵ ̷y̶o̴u̴ ̷a̸l̷i̶v̴e̵!̵ ̷Y̵o̶u̴r̴ ̷f̶r̴i̴e̴n̷d̷s̷.̸.̵.̵ ̴t̶h̷e̵y̶'̶r̸e̷ ̴l̵u̶c̶k̷y̷.̷.̸.̸ ̴t̷h̸e̴y̵ ̷g̵e̸t̶ ̵t̴o̸ ̴b̴e̴ ̵e̷a̶t̵e̶n̵ ̵w̷i̴t̶h̶o̴u̴t̵ ̴f̵e̵e̸l̴i̵n̴g̶ ̸i̶t̴.̴.̶.̶"̶

CocoaMarshmallow ConnorOfficials @WhoeverwantsinonBen'sExtractionSquad

SANITY: 100/100

"Ribcage identified," the Doctor said, before he projected a mental map through the telepathic link. "These are his coordinates. The Distraction Team may be near, but they should continue doing what they are doing. Extraction Team, proceed with your original mission. I am identifying your situation."

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[TheElenaFisher]

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Hearing someone figure out the coordinates to where her, Dani, and a few other people, they were pretty late on figuring that stuff out. 'Uh, I hate to burst your bubble, but me and Dani already have Ribcage. We're in the announcer's box in the arena.' As she was in the middle of talking, she then saw Delsin jump out of Samael's front pocket and start yelling into the mic like how a Psycho would.

She would've ignored him, but then he started calling her a slave.

'...Anyone else that can hear this that isn't in the announcer's box, come here. I've got someone to deal with.' Looking at Delsin, she wasn't exactly happy. Yeah, he was being stupid and wanting to have a bit of fun, but slave? She wasn't anyone's slave and certainly not a pet. "Y'know Delsin, I don't think anyone is gonna buy that half a hot dog is stronger than a Siren. Maybe you should show them how stronger you are than me, especially after what just happened with all those bandits, sweetcheeks." Skye usually wasn't one to start using pet names without sarcasm or sass to it.

This was one of those times where she did say it with sarcasm or sass.

She looked at Samael once he spoke up about not wanting her to kick him in his appendix due to him firing a gun at anyone but Delsin. "That's a smart choice, I've been told I kick very hard."

While she'd love to throw Delsin out right now, it probably wasn't a good idea given how they all needed to be in the box so that they can go over what to do next. That and she doubt anyone would wanna step on him and get his hot dog guts over the bottom of their feet or shoe.

QizPizza , Crow , anyone else in the mental link​