92MilesPrower
Fix-It Fennec
"You know what?! FINE! I'LL FIGHT THIS FREAK, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU ASSHATS WANT! You guys finally get so see me in a brawl with a DC Comics character after all of this time, BUT OF FUCKING COURSE IT'S NOT DEATHSTROKE! WHY DID HE HAVE TO GET KILLED OFF IN THE FIRST PART OF THIS WHOLE ROLEPLAY SERIES?! NOW I'M LEFT WITH FIGHTING A PRETTY MUCH UNWINNABLE BATTLE, AGAINST SUPERMAN, BUT A CHICK, WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE EVIL! GOD DAMMIT, WHERE'S KRYPTONITE WHEN YOU NEED IT?!" Cracking his knuckles and neck as he approached Bizarro-Girl, Wade tried to think of some plan of attack, for the sake of buying time for himself and the others to potentially escape, rather than attempting to take the mountain of a woman down. Grabbing one of the fences surrounding him, he smashed it as hard as he could on Bizarro-Girl's left side, but it just merely broke, with seemingly no damage done to her. "SHIT!" Remembering that he still had a broken bottle of beer, Deadpool charged again, trying to stab BG with the top half. What remained of the bottle shattered upon hitting her, just like if he were to hit a slab of concrete with said bottle. "YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK IT! I'M GOING SHANG-CHI ON YOUR ASS! WA-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" As he screamed, DP punched her in the gut and chest with his left and right fists respectively, but ended up breaking both hands with a resounding *CRUNCH*.
"TATSUMAKI-" As Deadpool leapt up and kicked Bizarro-Girl in the head, he wound up breaking his foot as well, and "grabbed" his leg in pain, squirming on the floor. He weakly muttered out, "...I should've gone for a Hadouken..."
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Morshu
Suddenly realizing that there was never truly a conversion rate for normal cash to Rubees, Morshu began to profusely sweat as he hurriedly wrote down a formula he thought would make sense if he were to successfully scam the pirate. However, as he wrote as fast as he could, Morshu put a decimal in the wrong place at beginning of the formula, making it that 50 Rubees were the equivalent of $25.000, rather than $250.00. As each type of bomb cost 50 rupees, it would end up costing Voss $75 for one of each bomb rather than $750, and so forth. Completely unaware that he was giving him a reasonable and cheap price, Morshu laughed, "Hohoho... delightfully devilish, M̷̚ͅȏ̶̰̗̲͐͝ŗ̴̏͌̚s̸͚͊͛͊h̴̢̻̄ů̶̧̱̗̏!" Turning his attention to the captain, his crewmate, and Elizabeth, he stated, "These bombs are each at the low low price of 25 dollars!"
In the case of what the bombs that Voss was purchasing, the Ship Bombs were essentially normal bombs made to be loaded in a ship's cannon, just like cannonballs, but light enough to be carried around by adventurers wearing green, eager to "bomb some Dodongos". (Basically bombs from Zelda games, but more compact.) The Mushroom Bombs seemed similar in appearance and size, but had a familiar insignia on them:
Said bombs, using ancient Korridian magic, had essentially the power of a nuclear bomb, but with a smaller sized explosion. Lastly, the Toaster Bombs were slightly larger than the other two types of explosives, but were colored red, and rather than having a normal explosion, a pillar of flames would shoot out of it upon exploding. For setting all of these bombs off, they were your typical classic bombs, with a fuse to light.
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Morshu
In the case of what the bombs that Voss was purchasing, the Ship Bombs were essentially normal bombs made to be loaded in a ship's cannon, just like cannonballs, but light enough to be carried around by adventurers wearing green, eager to "bomb some Dodongos". (Basically bombs from Zelda games, but more compact.) The Mushroom Bombs seemed similar in appearance and size, but had a familiar insignia on them:
Yamperzzz TheElenaFisher and others potentially interested in Lamp Oil, Rope, and Bombs.