How Did The Person Above You Die?

[Dugym]

Riuma died from plagiarizing. That's why it's illegal.... right?

JokerValentine died of not knowing what /skip means.

 

[DemetrioMachete]

Riuma grew to become a God, he would be known as


Riuma, God of Sick Burns.


However his deity powers would atrophy and cause him to die, because he wouldnt have a sufficient enough amount of followers.

 

[Chewed]

Dementrio died from.. oh wait, he healed himself.. bastard..


-waits a while-


...


Dementrio died from Mana shortage

 

[TrippyVirus]

Chew died by Kitten shortage.

 

[Chewed]

Trippy died from the guilt and regret of creating the Great Kitten Shortage of 2016

 

[Lava]

Chewed was Chewed… By a Lion… on the neck. He died.

 

[Chewed]

Lava.. oh, how I wonder how she could have possibly died. Oh, how obvious it must be.


...


She was hit by a truck..


What were you thinking?

 

[Chachalotte]

Chewed died by eating his own confetti trumpets

 

[Lava]

Nicktoncutter Died from whatever his avatar is staring at. It was messy.

 

[Kestrel]

Rium died from realizing that Harry Potter isn't relevant anymore

Harry Potter is always relevant.

 

[Rejectedt]

Kestrel died from getting attacked on a foggy morning by whatever the creature is in his avatar.

 

[Chewed]

Rejectedt was "rejectedt" from life. Also known as deadt.

 

[The Cat Man]

Chewed passed away by asphyxiation because he used party trumpets too many times. The Sims style

 

[Kestrel]

Kestrel died from getting attacked on a foggy morning by whatever the creature is in his avatar.

It's a female American Kestrel. And I'm a girl.


@The Cat Man was killed and eaten by his cats.

 

[Tapadero]

@Kestrel loves birds and was out bird watching and saw the American Kestrel

 

[cadence]

@Tapadero discovered the section of the Internet known as 'furry porn.'

 

[Fazy]

@Ambedo died from creating too many puns related to cheese, chocolate, butter and all else that she may pun on.

 

[cadence]

@Fazy died because she thinks she's too cool for my grate puns. So I murdered her by grating her skin away with a cheese grater until she bled out. 

 

[Fazy]

@Ambedo died because she insulted Fazy, so Fazy scraped her face on the cheese grater she had used to kill Fazy. Isn't that fun?

 

[cadence]

@Fazy died again because, in Hell, Ambedo located Fazy and made her watch furry porn for an hour- all because she had insulted not only Ambedo but her puns as well. Satan laughed and patted Ambedo on the back.

 

[LennyTheMemeGod]

@Ambedo died because her puns had taken human form and turned on her, killing her with kitchenware. 


(I dont even know)

 

[cadence]

Now every one knows I'm a girl. ;-;


@LennyTheMemeGod died because he wasn't actually the Meme God- so the real Meme God came and destroyed him petty mortal soul.

 

[LennyTheMemeGod]

@Ambedo What Ambedo didn't realize was that LennyTheMemeGods original name was ChronosCoded and that he was a God of Time, not of memes. So he wiped her from time itself and went about his day. 

 

[cadence]

What Lenny didn't realize was the fact that he has a grammatical errors, something Ambedo despises. She, being the legendary, law-defying girl she is, rewrote herself back into existence and located Lenny, sticking toothpicks between his toenails and whacking them all with her trusty hammer. 

 

[LennyTheMemeGod]

That series of events triggered something inside him so much that he unleashed his fury. He created a creature out of pure evil and made it attack her. He made the sun crash toward her. Everything she loved turned against her, most likely killing her. 


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