How Did The Person Above You Die?

[accio_belle]

straight-up just creepypasta massacre

 

[Morzone]

Died in the great collapsing Hrung disaster on Betelgeuse VII.

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Fainted

 

[Necromantic]

died because lady luck took the wheel... but it was a bad luck day

 

[BackSet]

Was made part of a salad and then eaten.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Had there ears cut off.

 

[BackSet]

How does that kill someone?

Was caught in a fox trap.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Misuse of Portal Gun.

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

a bad setback.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

STABBED TO DEATH

 

[koldun-noir]

SHOT

 

[Tonstad39]

Was killed by a tribe of Fairies when she wandered into their fairy circle.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Brain exploded.

 

[BackSet]

Killed by the pope.

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

furry uprising owo uwu

 

[official clown business]

He was cursed to always give people a thumbs down. One day he had a little too much to drink and tried to give someone a thumbs up instead.

Today, we celebrate the anniversary of the statue, Drunken Man Giving A Thumbs Up. Such an inspiring piece of art.

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

so this dude, right? He's a skylander lookin mf. So I think he fuckin... uhhh... got killed by the bald dude with the tattoos.

 

[BackSet]

Drank themselves to death.

furry uprising owo uwu

What? What? I don't understand?

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Drank themselves to death.


What? What? I don't understand?

you got murdered by furries

 

[BackSet]

But I like furries.

Wait, that came out wrong.

Let me change how I said that.

I do not find furries at all bad unless they engage in self-destructive behavior as a result of their furry-ness.

Also you died from death.

 

[official clown business]

In order to escape from the facility, our heroine must shoot for the moon.

Unfortunately, there was a solar eclipse happening at that time. And her aim was off just a little bit.

 

[LadyLuckTakeTheWheel]

Did a cartwheel and impaled 'imself on their own horn

 

[Tonstad39]

Was killed by a dragon that ravaged his home into a smouldering rise.

 

[official clown business]

One day, he took a wrong turn into an alley, and some shifty folks asked, "Hey, Hummingbird Man, you wanna try some... nectar?"

Of course he did - what kind of hummingbird dude turns that offer down? And boy, did Hummingbird Man like it. Sweet, sweet ambrosia from the bell flower. It made him feel amazing. Like he could do anything he wanted... like he was invincible.

Several hours later, Hummingbird Man was shot and killed by the police after attempting to rob a gas station and stabbing random passersby with his beak.

Nectar. Not even once.

 

[BackSet]

He's an Ibis. Look it up.

Impaled for lack of knowledge,