Fandom Homestuck Roleplay: Sburb Omega

[Orihara]

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[Snek]

I've been occupied for a bit, I'll start bringing in the meteors.

 

[Ryik]

I googled "illegible signature" and that came up. It's Michael Jackson's.


Anyway, if it's not clear, I'm waiting on Kamril.

 

[Orihara]

Oh god, sorry. My notification thingy didn't notify me of all that action like it was supposed to.

 

[Ryik]

I forgot to ask, is Kamril to steal Dansqe's house?

 

[Orihara]

I'll let you decide that It's your character's house

 

[Ryik]

Question for @Elision of Ecritures: Will the intermission be ending after everyone enters, or when Pushks gets back? Or was there some sort of deadline in which we give on Push and the intermission just ends?


Also, I drew this up out of boredom while being stuck somewhere:

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This is my understanding of where everyone stands physically. It's accuracy and impartiality is debatable. Something went awry, so the picture ended up a bit faded-looking, but I touched it up a bit in MS Paint.


Wasn't sure of where Yahtoi, Dhirth, June or Miante stood so I left them out. Added Equius and Dave's bro (Pre-scratch Dirk) for comparation.

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Just keeping my inventories in order.


Ryan






Phone

Gameboy

BDSM Rope

Equipped: Bagua necklace computer


Strife specibus: Shitty wooden tonfa, HEAVEN'S ZEPHYR

Robo-Jack

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Dina's time machine


Tachyonic Antitelephone


A scrap of paper with the code for BM's core on it


A pipe for smoking


A metal case full of tobacco


A blue "playbook"


A pocketwatch


Jack's "signature" set of clothes


A modus control deck


A pile of parts remaining from a crushed Robo-Jack


A shitty Tachyonic Antitelephone, unusable, in pieces, and made with poor materials


A tigerdeath plush


Jack's glasses


Inside of his Robo-torso: An additional tigerdeath plush


Strife specibus: A serviceable cane with a hidden blade

Dansqe

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Phone x1


SBURB Client Disc x1


SBURB Server Disc x1


Cookies x24


Watermelon slices x15


Shades x1


Garage Remote x1


Strife specibus: A leek, W-Melon Blade x3

 

[Orihara]

You actually kept track of all that

 

[Ryik]

If you're talking about the graph, I was bored, and wasn't sure how to go about making a legitimate combat tier list. Strong/Fast is a pretty simple metric to compare/contrast. If you're talking about the inventories... yes? I wanted to compile them neatly so I if I forgot later and needed to check up on what any of them have I can search this thread once instead of checking the IC thread for their last respective dealings and getting incomplete information besides.

 

[Orihara]

I'm sad that I can't get a portal gun in gmod

 

[Ryik]

Are you sure it's a good idea prototyping all of the imps with Vassan?

 

[Orihara]

I hold no regrets.

 

[Ryik]

Gives Jack more reason for contempt I suppose.

 

[Orihara]

lol He gets to be Gary Oak

 

[Snek]

Ryik, on your physical diagram, Crocia is one space farther to the right and June is located in the space to the right of Ryan.

 

[Orihara]

Gmod is so fun you guys. I have Homestuck characters and stuff.

 

[Ryik]

@The Villain King

[QUOTE="The Villain King]Ryik, on your physical diagram, Crocia is one space farther to the right and June is located in the space to the right of Ryan.

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Sounds about right.


Although I question June being able to get to and interpret the source code of the SGRUB from a simple disc.

 

[Snek]

She's a master of espionage. Simple software deconstruction shouldn't be that hard for her. Download the game, open the source files, do some screwing around in Command Prompt, and viola. She doesn't know exactly what needs to be done, she just understands the basic premise of "drop a bunch of devices that help the player with alchemy. Also you can build on their hive."

 

[Ryik]

I just meant that I didn't think her espionage pertained to software, or if it did she wouldn't be well-versed in the software snooping itself. (ie. having a program to do it for her, etc.)

 

[Snek]

I mean half of espionage is having a knack for technology. There's only so much she can learn by leaving the hideout, and only so long she can do so without risking capture.

 

[Orihara]

I'll do a LOEAS post after work


Sorry lol. I forgot to do it yesterday after work, so I did it today. Oh, and Kamril and Vassansprite are matesprits now. This is not just a story of adventure, but of romance.

 

[Orihara]

Where did everyone go?


...everyone go?


...everyone go?


...everyone go?


...

 

[Ryik]

My sentiments as well. @Elision of Ecritures @The Villain King

 

[Snek]

Until Dhirth connects to June, I have nothing to contribute. Elision has been gone for a while now.


@Elision of Ecritures

 

[Orihara]

We need Virgin blood and adventure time paraphernalia to summon him.