Fandom Homestuck. Enough said.

[The Doorman]

What?


No.


What?


Shit.


 
I'd be a fucking awful troll.

 

[Square Zack]

Lol Karkat remising about the Scratch. Beautiful

 

[Opallies]

Oh my gosh. I know. haha

 

[Square Zack]

OKAY, SO MAYBE WE'RE THE SAME PERSON. MAYBE HE'S ME IN A PAST LIFE. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I HAVE TO LIKE THE FUCKASS!! HE'S SO UPTIGHT HOW ARE WE EVEN RELATED? EVERYONE ELSE TURNED OUT SO FUCKING ALIKE, WHY CANT I HAVE BEEN MORE ME EARLIER?


I MEAN... I WAS ME.. BUT.. AAARRTRGGHHFSGHDIJCXGCSSSRYPJ LOKVRUL

 

[The Doorman]

What?


What.


Fuck.


If I quas a troll. my kwerk quould be to replace ws . whs. and ks with qus and qs. and to replace commas with periods.


Oh god.

 

[Square Zack]

My troll perk would to add H's next to the first letter of every word.


Thhis shentance ihs ahn ehxample ohf mhy chompletely mhisspelled qhwerk.

 

[Square Zack]

I make a damn good KK, ami right?

 

[Opallies]

Aha, you mean quith periods.


I'd probably switch f's and ph's. xD . And add a phace to pretty much every sentence.

 

[The Doorman]

[PS]: Quait...


[PS]: Quat?


[PS]: FUCK.


 


[QUOTE="Square Zack]I make a damn good KK, ami right?

[/QUOTE]
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.


Syntax.

 

[Square Zack]

Lol I can see it now:


Fone


Phuck you


WTPH?!?! 0.0


Phriday


PhAyGo )

 

[Square Zack]

Oh, shut up. I can do it when I'm using all caps. Ik how he works. Don't take my non-all caps for trying

 

[The Doorman]

Pesterchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.


 


[QUOTE="Square Zack]Oh, shut up. I can do it when I'm using all caps. Ik how he works. Don't take my non-all caps for trying

[/QUOTE]
Then syntax.


Syntax like a majestic fucking eagle.

 

[Opallies]

PHUCK YOU. >.< Oh my gosh yes. x')


STPHU. =_=

 

[Square Zack]

I'LL SYNTAX YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT, FUCKASS! NEXT YOULL BE ASKING FOR CONSISTENCY AND IN A COMPLETELY SANE AND LINEAR FASHION! YOU'RE LUCKY I DONT HAVE SOLLUX HERE WITH ME, HED WRITE A PROGRAM TO ERASE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN FROM THIS MISERABLE PLANET

 

[The Doorman]

[PS]: NEVER SHALL I SHUT UP, I SHALL ALWAYS WIN THE BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


 


[QUOTE="Square Zack]I'LL SYNTAX YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT, FUCKASS! NEXT YOULL BE ASKING FOR CONSISTENCY AND IN A COMPLETELY SANE AND LINEAR FASHION! YOU'RE LUCKY I DONT HAVE SOLLUX HERE WITH ME, HED WRITE A PROGRAM TO ERASE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN FROM THIS MISERABLE PLANET

[/QUOTE]
[PS]: Nice lacq of apostrophes, fuqer.

 

[Square Zack]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO SAY? WHAT BATTLE?? JEGUS, I THOUGHT MIRACLES WERE ANNOYING, YOU DONT EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

 

[Square Zack]

ooc: yeah, it's hard to transition out of grammar nazi

 

[The Doorman]

[PS]: And this is quy you are at the bottom, now isn't it, Qarqat?


[PS]: Qualm your tits, bro.

 

[Square Zack]

ooc: but now you've make Kar mad. So suffer the sufferer's wrath!

 

[The Doorman]

Ooc: I'm soooooooooooooooo scared.

 

[Square Zack]

THE BOTTOM OF WHAT?

 

[The Doorman]

[PS]: Oh, you qnow.


[PS]: You fuquing know.

 

[Square Zack]

OH SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP! WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER ANYWAYS? ITS NOT LIKE ANYONE LOOKS AT YOUR BLOOD REGULARLY!! AM I INSANE, OR ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CARE FUCKING HIGHBLOODS?

 

[The Doorman]

[PS]: Precisely. dearest Qarqat.


[PS]: The only people quo quare are the only ones you should quorry about quaring.


[PS]: I'd thinq you of all trolls quould be quary of this faqt.

 

[Square Zack]

ITS NOT LIKE THEYRE GOING TO HUNT ME DOWN! CULLING IS FUCKING STUPID ANYWAYS. IVE MADE GREAT CONTRIBUTIONS TO SOCIETY!


FUCK YOU!