Fandom Homestuck. Enough said.

[Square Zack]

Ancestors! Ancestors for you, and Anc- GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE, BITCH!


-estors for you too!

 

[Galactic Cloud]

*polishing bull penis cane*

 

[The Doorman]

*Cringes 69th internally, and externally*

 

[Galactic Cloud]

*POLISHING IT IN YOUR FACE*

 

[The Doorman]

*Intense external s966ing*

 

[Galactic Cloud]

Polish.it

 

[Opallies]

Ew! Not that cane! I can't say I liked that big intermission that much, though. That was pretty dull for me. With those weird guys. But at the time I didn't know that they would show up later.

 

[The Doorman]

I refuse t9 p9lish such an 96scene 96ject. Hmpf. *Takes a single step 6ackwards, a very large, very singular step*

 

[TurtleGod]

ACTUALLY HE DOES SPEAK LIKE THIS IT SHOWS IT IN CHAP 5!

NOT HOW HE SPEAKS.


HOW HE TYPES.


EVERY TIME THIS TEXT IS SHOWN, IT'S WHEN HE'S USING... PESTER... PESTER... PESTERLOG? I FORGOT.

 

[Opallies]

Yeahh, it's Pesterlog, but I thought he talks like that too, right? In those little interactive sessions where you, like, talk with the characters. He speaks in all caps.

 

[The Doorman]

It's Pester chum, Turtle.


Karkat speaks with perfect syntax, can y9u speak with perfect syntax?


D9es y9u all kn9w syntax? If y9u d9 that'd make this easier. Karkat is m9re than just a screaming, red-6l99ded tr9ll.

 

[Galactic Cloud]

 

[Galactic Cloud]

Just decided to share this

 

[The Doorman]

oh h*ll yes.

 

[TurtleGod]

[QUOTE="The Doorman]
It's Pester chum, Turtle.
Karkat speaks with perfect syntax, can y9u speak with perfect syntax?


D9es y9u all kn9w syntax? If y9u d9 that'd make this easier. Karkat is m9re than just a screaming, red-6l99ded tr9ll.

[/QUOTE]
Syntax?


I was trying to do what you're telling me to do.

Yeahh, it's Pesterlog, but I thought he talks like that too, right? In those little interactive sessions where you, like, talk with the characters. He speaks in all caps.

I'm not there yet. My god.

 

[The Doorman]

Well, I'm just, stating a fact a69ut him... Trying t9 6e helpful, Turtle.


Syntax is a part 9f his quirk.


Are y9u planning 9n g9ing with Karkat, 9r...?

 

[Square Zack]

YOU PEASANTS


make me laugh.


HONK.


honk.


YOUR MISERABLE FIGHTING


annoys me.


I WILL END YOU!!!!


)

 

[The Doorman]

H9w are we fighting? I see n9t, y9ur w9rds 9f meaning.


Are y9u trying to 6e demeaning?


Why am I rhyming...

 

[Square Zack]

YOUR BACK AND FORTH


it is agonizing.


YOU PEASANTS ARGUE


about my boy's speech


WHAT IS IT TO YOU?


how about you ask the child


YOURSELF


honk.

 

[Opallies]

Gamzee the poet ...

 

[Square Zack]

THEY DONT CALL ME A BARD


for nothing.


HONK.


honk.


)

 

[The Doorman]

Yes, 6ecause he's right here, in this 69x. *9pens 69x*


OH MY GOD.


I've already said far t99 much. *Cl9ses 69x*

 

[Opallies]

Or .. more like a slam poet


"I've already said far t99 much." Are you sure that's something Kankri would say? xD

 

[The Doorman]

Or .. more like a slam poet
"I've already said far t99 much." Are you sure that's something Kankri would say? xD

Nope, that's the doorman chaos talking.


Just playing out a scene in my head.


Picture it.


It's fucking great.


THIS PERSONALITY WASN'T MADE FOR KANKRI, OKAY?


EARLIER MAYBE, BUT THIS ONE JUST ISN'T.


 
No, it'd be followed by lot's of 6lah 6lah 6lahs.

 

[Opallies]

xD ! Thank gosh you're not impersonating Kankri though. Lol!