Homestuck: Another Session [Inactive]

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Homestuck: Another Session - What was another SBURB session like?

When Jojo came across a game titled SBURB, she became thrilled and began talking about it with her Pesterchum and ultimately decided she wanted to play it with them. Until finally on her thirteenth birthday she got it in the mail. Now that her session has begun, there's no turning back. These four friends are going to learn a lot about themselves, each other, and of course those trolls...
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A young girl has taken a nap in her room. It would be a shame to wake her but today the 26th of January is this young lady's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago she was given life it is only today she will be given a name. What will the name of this young lady be?


ERRATIC SHREW





Erratic Shrew has woken up from her nap. She looks at the given name with disgust. Try again moron!


Jojo Lauder





Her name is Jojo Lauder. As previously mentioned it is her thirteenth birthday. She has various supplies of MAKEUP around her room. She has a variety of INTERESTS. She has a passion for SCIENCE. Her favorite field of science? ASTRONOMY. She also enjoys SCIFI MOVIES AND SHOWS good or bad. Sometimes she enjoys TAKING NAPS especially when she's bored. What will she do?


==>Look through telescope.





Jojo goes over to look through her great aunt's telescope but it's still day out. There's no point in using it now. But while over at the window she sees the mailbox. She remembered that her copy of SBURB was coming today! The mail had its red flag up so she was ready to run downstairs and get it! Suddenly, a white car came into the driveway, her mom. Looks like it will have to wait. Perhaps one of her Pesterchum friends is online to talk to right now to kill time.
 
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A young girl stands in her r- Treehouse. She is too busy snoring in her sleeping bag to notice someone who doesn't exist watching her.


ENTER NAME


Fartface Stinkbreath





The girl seems unaffected by the name.


Umm... Okay. I guess her name is Fartface.


Suddenly the girl springs awake from her fidgety nap and shouts, "MY NAME IS NOT FARTFACE!" Then she grumbles and cuddles in her sleeping bag once again.


TRY AGAIN, NUMBNUTS.


Dana Fields.


"Hm. Thats what I thought."


Your name is Dana Fields. You have various microphones and microphone stands scattered about your treehouse. You have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS.


You have a clear obssession with old video games with bad graphics. You have a movie collection on a shelf to the side, a bookshelf consisting of mostly fiction novels. A gaming system to accompany any of the video games you have are piled by the TV in the corner of the room. A beanbag chair is nestled happily in the corner by the bookshelf.


Dana ==> Document today's death


Dana looked at her bean bag chair. It beckons. But no! She has other things to do! Besides, you can't forget your dreams. That, is an unfortunate talent. She did however crawl over to her pile of electronics and pull out her laptop, and opened Pesterchum.


microphoneMaestro [MM] began Pestering stylishAstonomer [SA]


MM: Yo.


MM: Mojo Jojo.


MM: What sweet loot did you rake in today.
 
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A fabulous young man stands in his fabulous bedroom. He begins pacing around aimlessly for some obscure reason. He’s probably overreacting about the button that popped off his super rad jacket and is now missing. No, that can’t be it. Maybe it’s about his inability to find the matching pair to his mega comfy duo of socks. Regardless of what it is, he seems to be dwelling deeply over this pointless matter. A weird guy like this probably has a weird name…


Maybe it’s….


[CAPTIOUS FUSSPOT]


Unfortunately Fusspot doesn’t have time for your silly nonsense; he’s specifically engraved all of his marvelous belongings with his birth given title for such occasions. So knowing his name shouldn't have been that hard.


Oh well, try again.


[ALEX HARLOW]


Your name is ALEX HARLOW. Your room is IRRATIONALLY COLD so you at least has some purpose for your blankets in the summer. You seem to still be fussing over some useless ideals. That’s what usually happens when you’re a rad PERFECTIONIST with a place for everything. You enjoy LARGE JIGSAW PUZZLES. Totally with 200+ pieces, though it will drive you mad if you lose a portion making them PRACTICALLY USELESS since you are too afraid to take a chance. Oh, such sour memories. You holds a number of MEGA FANCY CLOTHES that you usually never wear because that would make them SUPER WRINKLY. But mostly you’d just spend your time doing INCREDIBLY MYSTERIOUS FABULOUS THINGS that aren't that mysterious since it obviously involves SEWING and CLEANING.


What will you do?


[sTOP YOUR USELESS FUSSING AND GO FINISH YOUR JIGSAW PUZZLE]


Alex shakes his head in strong disapproval. That box of Snow White puzzle pieces look just fine superbly disassembled with all 250 pieces clearly present. Now’s not the time anyways since he’s too busy bustling over Jojo’s birthday present. He undoubtedly marked it on his super fabulous calendar where every magnificent event is marked neatly and clearly. But despite his mega tremendous marking abilities, he forgot to prepare her a present. Perhaps he should consult an unlikely ally.


charredArmageddon [CA] began Pestering microphoneMaestro [MM]


CA: S.O.S. you wonderful human being you.


CA: That was s’post to flatter you are you flattered?


CA: Ughh, I forgot a coma


CA: I meant comma. Coma is cool to.


CA: I meant too.


CA: Present, right that. Uhm, what do you girls like on your birthdays?
 
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charredArmageddon [CA] began Pestering microphoneMaestro [MM]


MM: ... Aren't you feeling flirtatious today.


MM: I'm a wonderful human being?


MM: I feel so.. blessed, I guess.
 
Jojo went over to her computer and up on it was her terrible Star Wars wallpaper. Her Pesterchum tab was lighting up, one of her friends had messaged her! She opened it up and wrote back to Dana.


SA:Hey Dana!


SA:The only loot I've gotten so far is a bunch of makeup!


SA:My mom is always pushing it on me.


SA:I don't mind wearing it but


SA:I think she has a serious problem.
 
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charredArmageddon [CA] began Pestering microphoneMaestro [MM]


MM: ... Aren't you feeling flirtatious today.


MM: I'm a wonderful human being?


MM: I feel so.. blessed, I guess.


CA: Don't get too carried away. Flattery only comes in dire occations.


CA: Anyways, don’t disregard my question- What do girls like on there birthdays!


CA: I meant 'their'.


CA: Like you’re a girl (I hope) and I’m not so logically I think that give you a better idea, right?


CA: Since right nw Im in sort of a bind.


CA: *right now
 
MM: Well jeez.


MM: My mother never shoved makeup on me.


MM: Never liked makeup much.


MM: No offense to you, man.


Dana looked between her two different chat logs, and decided this would get confusing.


MM: Listen, I'm going to make a memo so everyone can talk to each other. Okay?


MM: I'm off.


microphoneMaestro [MM] ceased pestering stylishAstronomer [SA]


microphoneMaestro [MM] ceased pestering charredArmageddon [CA]


microphoneMaestro started a memo [TEAM FRIENDSYS]


MM: Alright, now start asking questions.
 
charredArmageddon [CA] opened memo on board TEAM FRIENDSYS


MM: Alright, now start asking questions.


CA: AHhh! I feel so exposed.


CA: Crap, is Jojo here?!


CA ceased responding to memo.
 
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stylishAstronomer [SA] opened memo on board TEAM FRIENDSYS


CA: AHhh! I feel so exposed.


CA: Crap, is Jojo here?!


CA ceased responding to memo.


SA: Uh...


SA: What's up with Alex?
 
Alex closed his flawless high tech computer. He shook his head violently and continues his mindless fussing after that pitiful attempt to obtain assistance.


[GET OVER IT AND GO LOOK FOR A PRESENT]


Alex is reluctant but agrees; he gets his act together and leaves his flawless room to the ominous hallway. His Uncle Joey always stores his creepy finds around the house consisting of old bones, stones, and other dirty bogus you find under the ground.


[sTEP AROUND THE DINOSAUR FOSSIL]


Clearly it’s blocking his way, so how the heck is he supposed to simply step around it?


[FIND ANOTHER WAY DOWNSTAIRS]


That’s not that hard since if you go down the hall a little more you’d find a big smacking hole in the middle of the floor. Uncle Joey always did have a knack for digging.


Alex descends without a problem, briefly looking around to check if Uncle Joey was around. He was supposed to be in the backyard digging, so presumably he’s safe for now to attend his stunning mission. Now what can he possibly re-gift?


[LOOK AT AMBER]


I don’t know if that’s a good idea. Alex looks at the Amber in disgust as sits unfabulously on the dinner table. Inside of it is a preserved tarantula or some creepy spider that probably met its doom in tree sap. Poor ugly sad spider, Jojo probably wouldn't want that.
 
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MM: Alex!


MM: Ugh.


MM: I have no idea, he keeps rambling on about your birthday.


MM: I think he's trying to find you a present.


MM: By the way, did you get my package? The box with the fancy green wrapping paper?


MM: At least I think the wrapping paper is fancy. It is to my standards, and that's not much.
 
SA: *Sigh*


SA: No.


SA: I was going to go to the mail but my mom beat me to it!


SA: I have to sneak downstairs and get it!


SA: I think she took my SBURB disk too...
 
MM: Are you still going on about that game?


MM: Have you not seen the reviews Gamebro gave it?


MM: I'm not sure if I even want to play that game, man.
 
MM: It looks crazy.


MM: Thats all I'm saying.


fiendishSpeare [FS] responded to memo [TEAM FRIENDSYS]


FS: Who named this memo Team Friendsys?
 
FS: Dana.


MM: Uhhh. It seemed fitting at the time?


FS: Whatever, as for SBURB; I dont like it. Ive looked it up.


FS: It doesnt look good.
 
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SA: Seriously?


SA: Well I for one didn't.


SA: I'm going to get my mail back from my mom including the SBURB


SA: I'll keep Pesterchum up on my headgear in case you need to contact me.


SA: Wish me luck!


stylishAstronomer [SA] ceased responding to memo.
 
Alex quickly averted his gaze from the AMBER, looking out the back window to see his UNCLE JOEY digging in the back, he’s awfully close today. He quickly resumes his mission and makes his way to the kitchen. Alex opened the fridge to greet preposterous pile of PRESERVED JUNK his UNCLE JOEY dug up. It reeks of FROZEN MAMMOTHS and JARED TOADS, best not touch anything.


[LOOK FOR FOOD]


Clearly he’s on a mission. Plus there’s nothing to eat except PICKLED RADISHES and CANNED SPINICH, and he already had that last week.


[OPEN FREEZER]


Alex opens the freezer sitting on top of the open fridge. Chunks of ice pour out filled with Magma rocks and Twinkle Stones. Apparently they last longer if frozen, not like it’d make much of a difference anyways since they’re already rocks. Regardless, now they’re all unfabulously all over the floor. Better CAPTCHALOGUE a few to consider later before UNCLE JOEY comes inside.


He places two random stones in his FETCH MODI resembling a snazzy FILING CABINET for flawless organizational needs. They register as FROZEN MAGMA ROCK and MYSTERIOUS CHUNK and are filed in their rightful spot of USELESS OBJECTS, seemingly counterproductive, but fleeing is more important right now.


[QUICKLY FLEE]


Oh be quiet, you don’t have to tell him, he already knows. Alex rushes to under the hole, climbing back up routinely and huddles back into his room. Apparently his fellow chums are still on the memo…


SA: Seriously?


SA: Well I for one didn't.


SA: I'm going to get my mail back from my mom including the SBURB


SA: I'll keep Pesterchum up in case you need to contact me.


SA: Wish me luck!


stylishAstronomer [SA] ceased responding to memo.


charredArmageddon [CA] responded to memo.


CA: Sorry I bailed; I was on a snazzy mission.


CA: Whether or not it was successful is irrelevant.


CA: Crap, I missed Jojo


charredArmageddon [CA] ceased responding to memo.
 
Jojo logged off her computer. All she needed now was to find a way to get pass her mom to the mail. But first she needed to equip her semi lame Young Astronomers Club headgear.


[Equip Semi Lame Headgear]





Jojo quickly equips it and opens up Pesterchum. This thing is almost completely pointless outside of using a computer on the go.


[ Head Downstairs]





Jojo leaves her spot and heads out the door when suddenly DOOF she stepped on one of her lame Transformers toy from the 80s at the door! What is it even doing out all the way over here?! Sometimes she questions why she bought those things off of eBay.


[Equip it to strife specibus and leave already]





This thing could come in handy against her mom. Jojo equipped the pathetic looking toy of Ratchet into her Strife Specibus. How ironic a medic bot being used as a weapon. Jojo left the room and looked to see if her mom was anywhere to be seen. She was no where to be found which must mean she's in the bathroom reapplying her makeup. That woman has a serious problem with that stuff.


[Go to the living room and find the mail]





Jojo headed down to the living room and there she saw the ashes of her Great Aunt. She was an amazing astronomer it's too bad she died when you were three from a comet. That comet made a direct hit at her head from what her mom had told her. Jojo wished they would've given her a space burial but it would've cost too much so ashes was the next best thing.


[Find that mail already!]





Jojo looked around some more and saw it was on the top shelf of her mom's magazine rack! Now all she needed was a way to get it off of there...
 
MM: Oh good grief Alex!


MM: *UGGGGGGH*


FS: You sound frustrated Dana.


MM: *Noooo* Who woulda thought that?


FS: Not me. Im a simple man.


FS: With a simple life on a simple island in the middle of the simple ocean.


MM: You're in Australia.


FS: Island in the middle of the ocean.


MM: Continent.
 
[Knock it off with that toy]





Knock it off with Ratchet? That could work. Jojo took her vintage toy and threw it as hard as she could at the shelf. It worked, but it also knocked down all the other crap that was up there too. Soon Jojo was attacked by a pile of cosmetics. This made an extremely loud noise that for sure her mom heard.


[Take the mail and abscond!]





Jojo took the mail consisting of the exact package Dana had describe to her and the game. Strange, she was expecting more. Her mom must've hid it somewhere else. Jojo absconded and ran into her mom just after she headed up the stairs.


[Youth Roll outta there!]


There's no point in a strife right now so Jojo did a quick youth roll right underneath her mom. From there she went back to her room and logged right back on to the computer.


stylishAstronomer [SA] responded to memo [TEAM FRIENDSYS]


SA: I did it!


SA: I got the mail!
 
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