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trevor callaghan
quite the catch
Trevor chuckled at Ash’s sarcasm. There was the biting that he knew her for. “After I watch it, does that mean I get boobs, too?” he kidded in his slightly-slurred way. “I could add one more body part to tha tally of those t’at Jo could scoop out an’ sell on the black market.” He put his free hand to his heart, looking into the distance and giving a deep, fake sniffle. “Yes, unfortunately, t’at number is above one.”
RIP his uterus.
(It was an inside joke.)
At Ash’s insinuation that he, Sean Trevor Callaghan, perhaps the manliest hunk of man that was ever to be a hunk of man, would have watched such a movie as The Notebook, he chuckled softly.
Shite, she knew.
Defense mode: activate.
He shook his head quickly, and then slowed down with the shaking, chuckling again. “I know a lot of stuff,” he said, as if it were a given. “My brain is threatenin’ ta burst through my skull as we speak. They call me Einstein— or, rather, Highnstein.” He gave her a proud, dopey grin at his dumb joke. “Trivia is my forte, darlin’,” he continued, “and math is my piano.” That was an overstatement. “Pianissimo…?” he tried to correct, brows furrowing as he focused on finding the right term.
Pianississimo.
He feckin’ sucked at math, alright?
He trailed off, looking at the television as she continued to fiddle with the remote, doing some kind of wizardry to turn on the movie without opening seven thousand menus. “I mean, it’s your TV,” she said with a laugh. “You should be able to use it better than me. Do you just…not use it?" She glanced at him, and his eyes flickered away as he chuckled. "Like, what do you do if you don't watch TV?” she asked. “Do you just…like….do you really just write all the time?"
“Are ya tryin’ ta attack me fer my doin’s, darlin’?” he said, mocking grumpiness with a grin on his face. With a chuckle, he dropped the false demeanor. “See, ya learn somethin’ when ya live in an apartment wit’ three other fully capable, far too gracious people...” His eyes trailed to the screen, and he chuckled. “…and t’at’s how ta freeload.” He looked over at Ash, grinning his dope-ish grin at her. “Either I get my roommates to work it for him, or I spend thirty minutes messin’ wit’ it an’ accidentally get it stuck on children’s programmin’, slam the remote against tha table ta get it to change to somethin’ else, accidentally dent tha table and bust open tha remote, and scramble ta put it together before one of tha girls asks what that noise was. Oh, an’, of course, there are two of tha four batteries that I can’t find, so I have ta jus’ stand up an’ feel around tha floor like Velma wit'out glasses, an’ I find one. I cry out in victory an’ place it in its spot, sit the remote on the cushion, then discover t’at, well, shite, one of them rolled beneath the recliner. I go to tha recliner, try an’ lift it up, and can’t pick tha damn thin’ up, so I jus’ kick it, an’ I end up breakin’ the seams on the fabric over the back of it. Of course, t’at doesn’t help, so I sit down on tha floor while tha Cat in the Hat sings in tha background an’ jus’…sit an’ stare bitterly at the recliner— before I remember t’at I have long arms. So I lay down on tha floor, an’ jus’ as I grasp it, here comes Jo, an’ of course, I’m half way under the recliner, so she comes up and grabs me by my ribs. Now, it’s a natural instinct to lift up an’ jerk— but I don’t have enough room for that, so I end up slammin' my neck against tha damn bar beneath the recliner. So I have to sit wit’ ice on my neck for tha rest of tha week, and I’m here getting called PBS Sean by my roommates for a solid two months.” He sighed softly. “True story. Sad, but true.”
He looked back at the television. “But, more commonly, I use somethin’ else. I dunno if ya’ve heard of it or not, but…” He set his free hand in front of himself, tapping the air as if typing. “It’s this wonderful piece of technology called a laptop.” He grinned over at her. “It’s really underground. Super indie project.” He chuckled, shaking his head slightly, and then he began to gave his actual answer: “I mostly watch movies and shows on my laptop. I have them on in the background to provide a bit of ambience as I write.”
Did that mean that he had memberships to legitimate streaming services, seeing as he had the money to and everything?
Psh, what kind of guy did you think that he was?
Obviously the answer was absolutely not.
Trevor was a couponing soccer mom at heart. He wasn’t about to do such a thing. He would rather take his chances with the piracy sites where his eyes were blinded by obscene advertising for miracle pills or sites that had 1,000 LONELY SINGLES NEAR YOU WHO WANT YOU! and gave him viruses with every watch now button clicked than spend that kind of money on such things.
“But, I will give ya this, too…” He trailed over to look at his girlfriend. “…Yeah,” he admitted, voice mildly defeated. “I write all of tha time, for tha mos’ part.” His eyes flicked to the journal on the couch, then back to Ash. “A lot.”
He had a life, okay?
…
(…okay, yeah, no, he didn’t.)
He glanced back at the screen as the movie began to play. His eyes glued to the screen, Trevor gently pulled Ash closer to his body, his hand poised on her shoulder.
He watched in silence for a few moments, his face one of intense concentration as he took in the sights on the screen.
“This looks like a nature documentary.”
It was here that you should note that Trevor was notorious for being a terrible person—
(Stop laughing. He wasn’t leaving it there, no matter how true it was.)
— to watch films with.
Trevor enjoyed films, yes. As iterated several times before, he was quite the film buff. That said, he enjoyed them in his own unique way.
That was, he commented on the movie every five seconds, regardless of whether he’d seen it fifty times or no times at all.
Was it because he didn’t know how to appreciate much of anything?
Why the hell were you asking that question? You were looking too deep into this.
“The piano music is too emotional for a credits scene,” he mumbled. “It seems more like an ASPCA commercial. Donate a cent a day to…” He trailed off as the names on the screen faded into others, and then faded into others. “Produced by Mark Johnson— yeah, see?” He gestured to the screen with his free hand, glancing at Ash, though he wasn’t particularly talking to her. He smiled slightly “I was right. He directed Narnia, too. Got a few Oscars, and a Golden Globe…,” he gushed to the television screen, words losing their track as his eyes focused on the characters now on screen.
His eyes glazed over with an odd kind of focus as he listened intently to the scene, completely silent. His brows knit slightly.
And then he ruined the quiet again. “She kinda looks like Nana,” he commented, voice slightly agitated, for whatever reason, “though Nana fits the generic old lady look. You see an old woman on the street and odds are that she looks like…” As there was more movement on the screen, Trevor’s words lost their way again, his face relaxing, his gaze entranced with whatever was happening on the screen.
“They synced over that line,” he chuckled. “You can tell if you watch closely. The lip movements were just off, and the mic quality was too…”
He trailed off once more, studying the screen again.
If you want your personal antisocial, generally unpleasant, self-loathing Irish stoner to speak up, simply give him at least two of the following:
1. Weed
2. Alcohol
3. A hot girl (this option comes with the added bonus of miserable awkwardness and/or weirdness that appears mildly charming when (and only when) heavily under the influence)
4. Anything for him to criticize— or not criticize, because he’ll criticize it anyway
Collect more to increase your chances!
That’s right! It’s as easy as that!*
*Restrictions apply, results may vary. Efforts are nonrefundable.
RIP his uterus.
(It was an inside joke.)
At Ash’s insinuation that he, Sean Trevor Callaghan, perhaps the manliest hunk of man that was ever to be a hunk of man, would have watched such a movie as The Notebook, he chuckled softly.
Shite, she knew.
Defense mode: activate.
He shook his head quickly, and then slowed down with the shaking, chuckling again. “I know a lot of stuff,” he said, as if it were a given. “My brain is threatenin’ ta burst through my skull as we speak. They call me Einstein— or, rather, Highnstein.” He gave her a proud, dopey grin at his dumb joke. “Trivia is my forte, darlin’,” he continued, “and math is my piano.” That was an overstatement. “Pianissimo…?” he tried to correct, brows furrowing as he focused on finding the right term.
Pianississimo.
He feckin’ sucked at math, alright?
He trailed off, looking at the television as she continued to fiddle with the remote, doing some kind of wizardry to turn on the movie without opening seven thousand menus. “I mean, it’s your TV,” she said with a laugh. “You should be able to use it better than me. Do you just…not use it?" She glanced at him, and his eyes flickered away as he chuckled. "Like, what do you do if you don't watch TV?” she asked. “Do you just…like….do you really just write all the time?"
“Are ya tryin’ ta attack me fer my doin’s, darlin’?” he said, mocking grumpiness with a grin on his face. With a chuckle, he dropped the false demeanor. “See, ya learn somethin’ when ya live in an apartment wit’ three other fully capable, far too gracious people...” His eyes trailed to the screen, and he chuckled. “…and t’at’s how ta freeload.” He looked over at Ash, grinning his dope-ish grin at her. “Either I get my roommates to work it for him, or I spend thirty minutes messin’ wit’ it an’ accidentally get it stuck on children’s programmin’, slam the remote against tha table ta get it to change to somethin’ else, accidentally dent tha table and bust open tha remote, and scramble ta put it together before one of tha girls asks what that noise was. Oh, an’, of course, there are two of tha four batteries that I can’t find, so I have ta jus’ stand up an’ feel around tha floor like Velma wit'out glasses, an’ I find one. I cry out in victory an’ place it in its spot, sit the remote on the cushion, then discover t’at, well, shite, one of them rolled beneath the recliner. I go to tha recliner, try an’ lift it up, and can’t pick tha damn thin’ up, so I jus’ kick it, an’ I end up breakin’ the seams on the fabric over the back of it. Of course, t’at doesn’t help, so I sit down on tha floor while tha Cat in the Hat sings in tha background an’ jus’…sit an’ stare bitterly at the recliner— before I remember t’at I have long arms. So I lay down on tha floor, an’ jus’ as I grasp it, here comes Jo, an’ of course, I’m half way under the recliner, so she comes up and grabs me by my ribs. Now, it’s a natural instinct to lift up an’ jerk— but I don’t have enough room for that, so I end up slammin' my neck against tha damn bar beneath the recliner. So I have to sit wit’ ice on my neck for tha rest of tha week, and I’m here getting called PBS Sean by my roommates for a solid two months.” He sighed softly. “True story. Sad, but true.”
He looked back at the television. “But, more commonly, I use somethin’ else. I dunno if ya’ve heard of it or not, but…” He set his free hand in front of himself, tapping the air as if typing. “It’s this wonderful piece of technology called a laptop.” He grinned over at her. “It’s really underground. Super indie project.” He chuckled, shaking his head slightly, and then he began to gave his actual answer: “I mostly watch movies and shows on my laptop. I have them on in the background to provide a bit of ambience as I write.”
Did that mean that he had memberships to legitimate streaming services, seeing as he had the money to and everything?
Psh, what kind of guy did you think that he was?
Obviously the answer was absolutely not.
Trevor was a couponing soccer mom at heart. He wasn’t about to do such a thing. He would rather take his chances with the piracy sites where his eyes were blinded by obscene advertising for miracle pills or sites that had 1,000 LONELY SINGLES NEAR YOU WHO WANT YOU! and gave him viruses with every watch now button clicked than spend that kind of money on such things.
“But, I will give ya this, too…” He trailed over to look at his girlfriend. “…Yeah,” he admitted, voice mildly defeated. “I write all of tha time, for tha mos’ part.” His eyes flicked to the journal on the couch, then back to Ash. “A lot.”
He had a life, okay?
…
(…okay, yeah, no, he didn’t.)
He glanced back at the screen as the movie began to play. His eyes glued to the screen, Trevor gently pulled Ash closer to his body, his hand poised on her shoulder.
He watched in silence for a few moments, his face one of intense concentration as he took in the sights on the screen.
“This looks like a nature documentary.”
It was here that you should note that Trevor was notorious for being a terrible person—
(Stop laughing. He wasn’t leaving it there, no matter how true it was.)
— to watch films with.
Trevor enjoyed films, yes. As iterated several times before, he was quite the film buff. That said, he enjoyed them in his own unique way.
That was, he commented on the movie every five seconds, regardless of whether he’d seen it fifty times or no times at all.
Was it because he didn’t know how to appreciate much of anything?
Why the hell were you asking that question? You were looking too deep into this.
“The piano music is too emotional for a credits scene,” he mumbled. “It seems more like an ASPCA commercial. Donate a cent a day to…” He trailed off as the names on the screen faded into others, and then faded into others. “Produced by Mark Johnson— yeah, see?” He gestured to the screen with his free hand, glancing at Ash, though he wasn’t particularly talking to her. He smiled slightly “I was right. He directed Narnia, too. Got a few Oscars, and a Golden Globe…,” he gushed to the television screen, words losing their track as his eyes focused on the characters now on screen.
His eyes glazed over with an odd kind of focus as he listened intently to the scene, completely silent. His brows knit slightly.
And then he ruined the quiet again. “She kinda looks like Nana,” he commented, voice slightly agitated, for whatever reason, “though Nana fits the generic old lady look. You see an old woman on the street and odds are that she looks like…” As there was more movement on the screen, Trevor’s words lost their way again, his face relaxing, his gaze entranced with whatever was happening on the screen.
“They synced over that line,” he chuckled. “You can tell if you watch closely. The lip movements were just off, and the mic quality was too…”
He trailed off once more, studying the screen again.
If you want your personal antisocial, generally unpleasant, self-loathing Irish stoner to speak up, simply give him at least two of the following:
1. Weed
2. Alcohol
3. A hot girl (this option comes with the added bonus of miserable awkwardness and/or weirdness that appears mildly charming when (and only when) heavily under the influence)
4. Anything for him to criticize— or not criticize, because he’ll criticize it anyway
Collect more to increase your chances!
That’s right! It’s as easy as that!*
*Restrictions apply, results may vary. Efforts are nonrefundable.
mood
trevor: film critic edition
location
his apartment
outfit
t-shirt & sweatpants
trevor: film critic edition
location
his apartment
outfit
t-shirt & sweatpants
playing...
eyesore
eyesore
by glaive
mentions
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interactions
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