Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[Mr. Sparks]

I’m sorry if I made you adorable little creatures uncomfortable, please forgive me

 

[Kryptic]

I like how you served that last ball, why don’t you serve up your number next?
(It’s the only sport one I could think of(

 

[Mr. Sparks]

Hey, nice pants! What’s the drop rate.

 

[Funnier President]

((lmao-

 

[Kryptic]

Are you a Pokémon cus I wanna kidnap you and force you to fight other Pokémon

 

[Funnier President]

You a thief? mind stealing my heart while your at it?

 

[Kryptic]

(damn that was a good one)

 

[Funnier President]

((lmao))

 

[Villain Shoto Todoroki]

( I can’t do one without being inappropriate sooo, but I’ll try )

Are u trash because I wanna take u out.

Stricken Steel plz do one on ME

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Ha ha no
Today is a great day! But it becomes an amazing day with you~!

 

[Villain Shoto Todoroki]

I....no.....he’s my legit bf so I wanted him to hit on me TwT

but that was a good one XD

 

[Funnier President]

"babe, my place, clothes are 100% off"

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

HEY THAT WAS MY LINE-

Hey there, hot stuff, where did you get your clothes? Target? Well, those are 100% off at my place-

Why

SEE-

 

[Funnier President]

Does this Pikachu looks like it gives a frick?

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Good point

 

[Funnier President]

True!

 

[The Dreamer of the Lore]

Heaven must be missing an angel if you are right here in front of me.

 

[Mr.Dimentio]

I don't know which one of you I should start with first, you all look so tasty good.

 

[Funnier President]

damn that crown is expensive, but my love for you is worth more.....

 

[Mr.Dimentio]

Burger King crowns are hard to get find these days, so is true love. Yet I still found it...

 

[Mr.Dimentio]

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[Superfly47]

I'm very constipated. Can you give me an enema?

 

[Chxrry_Bxmb]

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ :;
↳ ❝ Make sure to tie your shoes dear, I wouldn't want you falling for everyone else. ¡! ❞

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ :;
↳ ❝ XD that's all I could come up with ¡! ❞​

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Hey there hot stuff! Drop everything you got~

I hate myself

 

[VapidBeauty]

Ya like jazz?