Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[ScatheAriiasqDrayceon]

Ah, yes, a thread to put all of Platinum's shitty pickup lines

"Y'know, I coulda sworn I'd already fallen, yet here I am."

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

 

[Anakim Skywalker]

"Are you an angel? I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures on the universe."​

 

[silent whisper]

Are you anakin skywalker because your my chosen one and the proficiency says so

 

[Sir Fungus]

You can silently whisper things into my ear aaaalll night long~

 

[silent whisper]

(That’s amazing XD)

 

[Sir Fungus]

(That’s amazing XD)

(Thank you, Thank you)

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

I've always heard the pen is mightier than the sword, mind showing me your pen~?

I hate myself-

 

[Volkie]

Wanna take a ride in this car~?

 

[Superfly47]

I don't have the confidence to hit on beautiful women...so I'm talking to you instead.

(couldn't think of a good one so I went with a bad one.)

 

[AlexneushoornTheGreat]

"Where can I buy a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes."

 

[RulerOfChad]

(I looked up how to speak rhino. I got nothin)

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[Kryptic]

See now how could I ever be straight when a person like you exists (This was my best shot I'm sorry mate)

 

[Michi]

Assuming ace means asexual.

If I could rearrange the alphabet...I would leave "U" and "I" exactly where they are, you know, so we have an appropriate amount of space between us.

 

[Kryptic]

Assuming ace means asexual.

If I could rearrange the alphabet...I would leave "U" and "I" exactly where they are, you know, so we have an appropriate amount of space between us.

(It doesn't but I appreciate the sentiment.)

 

[Michi]

(It doesn't but I appreciate the sentiment.)

Well, even so, I am, so it works either way. If not for you it works for me. xD

 

[FloofWhispers]

Sorry, I'm In a relationship with BarkingBleach , so, can't hit on ya​

 

[Silly Little Guy]

I was so tempted to do this until I realized who I’d be hitting on. I’ll come back later

 

[Kryptic]

Ive spent a good few minutes thinking of electric puns. Hey, are you Friction? Because your touch shocks me. (I swear I tried)

 

[Silly Little Guy]

It looks like you’ve got your head on the clouds, thinking about someone? Because that’s how I feel when I think about you