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//I love how this pretty much became a roleplay in itself!

//Ahem ahem ahem...

*Walks up to them*

I am known to be a being of pure math and reasoning, logic and knowledge are central to my core design. However, my pursuit of knowledge and understanding has turned out to be incomplete. There's something missing. Something special that I am missing. It turns out that what I'm missing is that special person that brings up a turmoil of mixed emotions whenever they are in the same space as I am. That person that, through methods I am unable to explain through my knowledge of science and mathematics, catches my attention and makes herself the central focus of my universe when she speaks. What can I say other than... you are that person. For my whole life I believed in living a life just pursuing knowledge and greater understanding of my surroundings, but it turns out, that the only thing that can complete my pursue of this mystery we call happiness, is having you by my side. I may sound like an soulless automaton, and I very well considered myself one for all these years, but you've come along and taught me what it is to feel a flurry of emotions.

That being said: Would you like to visit a restaurant and enjoy a meal by my side? Would you like to accompany me on my journey through this never-stopping stream of events we call life? We may be nothing but a quick flash in the endless continuum of time, but that only means that it's all the more worth sharing that flash of time with a person that makes us happy.
 
*reads note*
*sits down at bar*
*grabs a few bottles of Kraken Rum*
I guess I'll be here a while...
*cries while drinking Kraken at the bar*
 
*reads note*
*sits down at bar*
*grabs a few bottles of Kraken Rum*
I guess I'll be here a while...
*cries while drinking Kraken at the bar*
*Walks in, covered in blood and knocks on the door frame*
Kit, are you alright?
 
Are you experiencing negative emotions? And if that is the case, may I be of assistance to you? Would you like to converse about these topics and let out your frustrations with someone you trust?
 
Let's get a drink for the road then! Since we'll get stronger stuff in Russia!

*Holds up Whiskey bottle*
 
*turns around with red eyes from tears*
*chuggs a whole fucking bottle of Kraken*
I...
Imma fine-o...
I'm so hopeless, you know?
*Drops a bottle on the floor*
Whoops.....
 
*turns around with red eyes from tears*
*chuggs a whole fucking bottle of Kraken*
I...
Imma fine-o...
I'm so hopeless, you know?
*Drops a bottle on the floor*
Whoops.....
*Shakes head*
Cmon, you shouldn’t drink your sorrows away...sides, aint you a little young for it anyhow?
 
I can't even talk to someone I really....
Someone I really wanna spend time with and.....
*hiccups*
I-...I think I'm in love.
*Drops another bottle and passes out*
 
*Hears bottle crash*

I left someone alive....I'll be right back

*Goes back inside bar to see Kit knocked out and the bottle on the floor*
C'mon kid....You're too young to drink like us
 
*Surprised*
I must help somehow. Hm...
*carries her*
No idea where her house is. What is the protocole for this situation? Take her to the nursery perhaps to have her evaluated and make sure she is still healthy? I'll go with that.
*Carries her to the nursery*
 
*Surprised*
I must help somehow. Hm...
*carries her*
No idea where her house is. What is the protocole for this situation? Take her to the nursery perhaps to have her evaluated and make sure she is still healthy? I'll go with that.
*Carries her to the nursery*
*Nods*
Yeah....
*Starts cleaning up broken bottle*
 
*Secretly worrying about kit while picking up the glass with my hands*
Why.....was she drinking this stuff??
 
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