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[BunnyVT]

I was actually planning to go to work and contain some SCPs. Dr. Bright wanted me to bring the chainsaw cannon.

Oh, well.....Ok

 

[Sir Fungus]

I was actually planning to go to work and contain some SCPs. Dr. Bright wanted me to bring the chainsaw cannon.

Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to use the Chainsaw Cannon.

 

[.Arteries.]

Oh, well.....Ok

I mean, I could stay.

 

[BunnyVT]

*Opens portal to random city*

I mean, I could stay.

We can grab waffles on the way back....

 

[Lone Star II]

*walks back into the room*

 

[Sir Fungus]

Greetings Kit.

 

[BunnyVT]

*walks back into the room*

KITKAT, GRAB A JACKET AND A KNIFE! WE'RE GOING OUT!

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

I have a switch blade

pulls out duffel bag filled with various knives

+friends

 

[.Arteries.]

Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to use the Chainsaw Cannon.

... Well crap I couldn't fool you guys. I'm Dr. Bright. *Looks down at necklace*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Raises Zweihander in the air*
Huzzah!

 

[Lone Star II]

B-Bun...
*puts on a leather jacket and a knife sheathe*
Let's go then.

 

[BunnyVT]

B-Bun...
*puts on a leather jacket and a knife sheathe*
Let's go then.

Haha!
*Jumps through portal*
I'm robbing the first person I see...

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Jumps from a portal from the sky*

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Click click click click

 

[BunnyVT]

Sir No!..
We're not killing the people! We're mugging them

 

[.Arteries.]

*Grabs chainsaw cannon and runs outside* So what are we doing first?

 

[BunnyVT]

Mug the first person you see

 

[Sir Fungus]

Sir No!..
We're not killing the people! We're mugging them

Well where’s the fun in that then?

 

[BunnyVT]

*Inhales* We kill real bad people, we get free money, we kill normal civilians, that's just a mess

I should know

 

[.Arteries.]

Well where’s the fun in that then?

That is very true.

 

[BunnyVT]

That is very true.

Do you know how many years they jailed me for killing random people??

 

[Sir Fungus]

Do you know how many years they jailed me for killing random people??

Well now I’m allowing it.
*Already starting on the carnage*

 

[BunnyVT]

*Shrugs and goes to the pub to find someones blood to drain*

Ok then

 

[Lone Star II]

*follows Bun*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Takes a quick glance at kits thighs*
Nice..
*Goes back to slaughtering*