Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[BunnyVT]

*Follows bun*

Initiating healthcare protocol. I will stay to help accelerate your recovery process through the use of my knowledge of medicine and anatomy.

*Laughs a bit*
Alright Red...I don't have the healthiest habits when I'm hurt like this...just to let you know

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Back with a medical license and a bounty on my head!

 

[Sir Fungus]

Back with a medical license and a bounty on my head!

A bounty?

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎MMMMMMMM

No problem usopp, anything to make some good Kraft Supermac Pasta and Cheese Sauce, SpongeBob SquarePants - Microwavable Cup

 

[Redfork2000]

*Inclines head 15° to the right*

Does not compute. Why would you perform unhealthy habits when in a healing process? An effort to keep the healthiest lifestyle would improve your healing process and lengthen your lifespan considerably. I can stay and help implement these changes.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

*Microwave breaking*
yo what happened sanjidude what the heck

You guys bought a microwave *smashing sounds* that’s just literally being a jerk dude I cook and clean around here and all you guys do is buy microwaves and make Kraft Supermac Pasta and Cheese Sauce, SpongeBob SquarePants - Microwavable Cup s

 

[Sir Fungus]

(When the fuck did one piece characters get in here)

 

[BunnyVT]

*Inclines head 15° to the right*

Does not compute. Why would you perform unhealthy habits when in a healing process? An effort to keep the healthiest lifestyle would improve your healing process and lengthen your lifespan considerably. I can stay and help implement these changes.

*Sighs*
Red...My lifespan is already pretty short because of my line of work.
*Pours a cup of whiskey for myself before drinking it*

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

That’s so uncalled for dude I just wanted some Kraft Supermac Pasta and Cheese Sauce, SpongeBob SquarePants - Microwavable Cup

 

[xokenziee.]

(who knows at this point)

 

[DrunkenSailor]

A bounty?

Well, stealing a medical license and performing several illegal medical procedures usually gives you a bounty!

 

[Sir Fungus]

Well, stealing a medical license and performing several illegal medical procedures usually gives you a bounty!

Dear god Medic..

 

[BunnyVT]

Well, stealing a medical license and performing several illegal medical procedures usually gives you a bounty!

TEACH ME

 

[Redfork2000]

*Sighs*
Red...My lifespan is already pretty short because of my line of work.
*Pours a cup of whiskey for myself before drinking it*

*Takes cup of whiskey away*

In that case it would only make sense to not shorten it more than you already have. An excessive use of alcohol can cause a serious of problems, including but not limited to: High blood pressure, heart disease, stroke, liver disease, and digestive problems. Cancer of the breast, mouth, throat, esophagus, liver, and colon.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

TEACH ME

A surgeon never reveals his secrets! And you’d need to get several different types of animal organs to perform the procedure I did!

 

[BunnyVT]

A surgeon never reveals his secrets! And you’d need to get several different types of animal organs to perform the procedure I did!

I can do it!!

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

it’s only fair I’m the man of the house
Yeah ok where’s your wife the n
yooooo

 

[Sir Fungus]

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Now that’s just uncalled for Nami.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

I can do it!!

So, first you graft a baboon uterus into the ear! Seems tough, but, if you remove part of the brain you can easily fit it in!

 

[Redfork2000]

A surgeon never reveals his secrets! And you’d need to get several different types of animal organs to perform the procedure I did!

Mission accepted. Provide the list and they shall be hunted.

*creepy futuristic music plays*

 

[BunnyVT]

*Takes cup of whiskey away*

In that case it would only make sense to not shorten it more than you already have. An excessive use of alcohol can cause a serious of problems, including but not limited to: High blood pressure, heart disease, stroke, liver disease, and digestive problems. Cancer of the breast, mouth, throat, esophagus, liver, and colon.

C'mon red, I need it.... I just have a few problems to drink away and a lot of pain to take care of

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Wait where did my Kraft Supermac Pasta and Cheese Sauce, SpongeBob SquarePants - Microwavable Cup go
*glass shatteri g*

 

[BunnyVT]

So, first you graft a baboon uterus into the ear! Seems tough, but, if you remove part of the brain you can easily fit it in!

Sir, I thought we were directing humans....I could easily do something like this on sir Sir Fungus here

 

[Redfork2000]

C'mon red, I need it.... I just have a few problems to drink away and a lot of pain to take care of

Overdrinking can lead to an overestimulation of the dopamine receptors in your brain, which can lead to more serious consequences, such as a desensibilization of your dopamine receptors. You will need more and more alcohol to reach the same feeling, and that cycle will only repeat. Your dopamine receptors with their lower sensibility will be unable to receive the same amount of estimulation from positive activities. Besides, the effect of "drinking problems away" only lasts for as long as alcohol influences your system. Once the effect ends, your problems will bounce back to you, only amplified.

 

[Sir Fungus]

Sir, I thought we were directing humans....I could easily do something like this on sir Sir Fungus here

*Glares*