Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[Hollycrest]

Keep in mind that this is supposed to be funny, so in the unlikely event that you actually want to confess your undying love for a user on this site that's probably best done in PMs. In other words, have fun!

 

[arctic]

I heard you were looking for a stud. Well I've got the STD and all I need is u.

 

[Hollycrest]

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple, if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital every day that I could.

 

[arctic]

do you work at a subway because you just gave me a foot long

 

[Flowiest D]

You make my heart act like a food paste... it peanut flutters.

 

[Flowiest D]

Wow flowiestfire, you make me burn
(Maybe I am a wanker, you don’t know)

 

[Hollycrest]

Are you from Tennesee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.

 

[Flowiest D]

I believe in the next forty five minutes I can show you all your problems can be solved by my penis.

 

[TheRockInception]

Am I in a library? Cause I'm checking you out.

 

[Trickster Crayon]

Am I in a library? Cause I'm checking you out.

Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

 

[Trickster Crayon]

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple, if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital every day that I could.

Oh my god that was dark

 

[Suum]

You're the kind of crayon I'd stick right up my nose.

 

[Trickster Crayon]

You're the kind of crayon I'd stick right up my nose.

THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING

 

[Hollycrest]

You're the kind of crayon I'd stick right up my nose.

(I don’t know if I can top that but I’ll try)

If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

 

[Suum]

I may be out of mistletoe, but I'm down for fun under some Holly.

 

[Hollycrest]

I may be out of mistletoe, but I'm down for fun under some Holly.

Fictitious fox? Your foxiness is as real as it gets.

 

[Flowiest D]

Your special to me, in fact I find you down right retarded.. you teach me to clap when I’m happy and I’ll change your nappy

 

[Suum]

Baby you got that flow. Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am.

(A song title, for the uninitiated).

 

[Flowiest D]

Baby you got that flow. Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am.

(A song title, for the uninitiated).

Those eyes, those thighs, make me erect
That fur, I concur.. I need to inspect
That foxy face should be at my place.
Wait, no.. don’t go for mace

 

[arctic]

Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you

 

[Suum]

You look cold, let me warm you up.

Too cheesy? That's just how I arctic roll.

 

[arctic]

Go on, feel my jacket. Yup, that's girlfriend material.

 

[Troldmand]

Omelette du fromage.

 

[arctic]

i aM dYiNg

stephenie meyer, the deciever of youth cccc;

 

[Troldmand]

You alone cause the global warming.