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Two Thousand Club
(Zork Prologue,)[Tom's Prologue]
The Titanium Man, suddenly looked back at the shot that B.A.R.K. managed to get off on the robbers, and his concern grew. He had to get the situation under control quickly, before either group could start firing wildly and potentially hurting civilians.
In a fraction of a second, the half-robot half-man drew what seemed to be a modified, high-tech Desert Eagle pistol from a holster beneath his lab coat. Doing a bit of a twirl to face the extraterrestrials assailants, he aimed decisively and fired with a quick, efficient movement. The bullet shoots out, however, instead of striking one of them and drawing blood, halfway through the firing arc, it opened up into a large rope with two heavy balls on either end. The pair of bolas wrapped around the trio, and bound them tightly together, constricting and immobilizing them, preventing them from firing their laser gun, at least until they could free themselves from the rope tying them together.
Predictably, the clown robbers reacted to the sudden movement, and Lenny cried out, still clutching at his bleeding gunshot.
"OH SHIT! FUCKIN' LIGHT HIM UP, BOYS!"
And with that, the entire crew (minus Lenny, who is still injured) open fire on the mysterious lab coat wearing vigilante, with their assault rifle shots flying towards him, and yet, as the projectiles strike him in the back, there seems to be a strange, glowing energy field that hovers just millimeters above the surface of the lab coat, and extending up to protect his face and his legs as well. All of the bullets crash into said energy field and deform, before dropping harmlessly into the ground, seemingly having lost all of their momentum.
"B-boss! He's got like a fuckin' forcefield or somethin'! Oh God oh fu-!"
Before Johnny could finish that thought however, the Titanium Man had already jumped to the side with the same frightening speed as before, doing a roll before re-aiming his pistol at the clown robbers and firing another shot. This time, the bullet did strike its target: directly on the floor in front of the robbers, and immediately upon hitting its mark, a large plume of blinding white smoke rose up into the air, obscuring everyone's vision, and preventing the robbers from being able to get a clear visual on anything. However, they hear some scurrying and quick, shuffling movement sounds around them in the room.
Boris and Johnny attempt to aim their guns at the where they heard the Movements Coming from, the keyword is attempt because again, there was smoke blinding them, which also made anyone not named Titanium Man or B.U.C.K or B.A.R.K start Coughing because again, this is smoke we're talking about, Also the Clown masks did not Provide good air Filtration.
Meanwhile, 'Gunther' (Zork that is) and his posse were trying to cut themselves free of the Bolas ropes, Via knives in B.U.C.Ks Feathers that "glowed to make them look Future-ey." According to the Vworpathian Scientist who had invented them, a Lad named Krang (There's a Lot of Space Guys named Krang, this is the Vworpathian guy) who was known for inventing Awesome stuff that was ultimately Impractical, (And which Zork Would Employ during his "invasion") Like a Giant Robot that Required An Extension Cord and also had a camouflage mode that Exposed the pilot, A Planet destroying weapon shaped like a Eastern style dragon that suffered from the Worst Fuel Economy in the history of the Galactic Sector the Vworpathians Hailed from. And his most infamous invention of all, A Space Game Porter 9000 that Fell into the Hands of Figures more demented than even the Galactic Conquest Club, thus Allowing "Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts" To get Ported offworld. This was the last Straw that had gotten Krang exiled offworld because the Vworpathian council did not want any of the LJN NES games to Escape Earth, No one did.