Safety Hammer
A walking piece of shit in a stupid looking jacket
(Damnnnnn James)
Thomas pushed James away, "Mr. Madison.. My my.. You are quite the kisser." He whispered and did the same, hugging him, he grabbed his booty as they did.
"Well, Mr. Jefferson.. Getting rather grabby, are we?" James said, grabbing his crotch. "And may I say your cherry flavored chapstick is a wonderful touch."