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A Menace
- The city was disgusting, they passed several tent cities that seemed to have a population of at least a hundred. Scourge’s lumbering form behind her was a welcome comfort that shielded her from the true underbelly of the city. It had been so easy when Cro had picked her up and spirited her way into the European underground. Even though she was a fully accomplished tinker in her own right, capable of raining death on most of the Soviet nation, she couldn’t help but feel like a small child in certain situations. She walked with purpose and knew exactly where she was going, but there was still a nagging worry in the back of her mind.
“What a pitiable place,”
Lilian’s gait slowed until Scourge was right behind her, “It is… A true trash heap.” The darker part of the city of Angels was uncomfortably familiar to the Banlieue she’d escaped from only years prior. Shaking her head she dismissed her worries, as a Hero and Villain, she set herself up to transcend such frivolous concerns. Her eyes settled on a bush only half concealing a sleeping bag occupied by a grime-covered man. “A place to be recycled and repurposed perhaps, but not today.” Watching the street, she chose an appropriate vehicle and walked into the middle of the road as it turned the corner.
The owner of the van pressed on the car’s horn and held it while they leaned out of the van, “Yo, what the actual fuck do you think you’re doing?” The middle-aged owner of the car looked like he might actually run her over if she didn't get out of the way soon enough.
Reaching into her coat Lilian produced a clip of money and her phone, then she thumbed out ten hundred dollar bills. “Take me and my associate to this cafe,” She pointed to a dot on her phone’s GPS, “There are a thousand dollars in it for you.”
“Shit that’s three times what I would’ve made today, get in.”
The van was fairly roomy, but… She looked at Scourge and the backseat, there was no way he was going to fit in there. Just how did this giant get around normally and how had Vicki gotten him here last time? “Open the trunk,” She hooked her thumb back at Scourge, “Brutus fold the backseat down and get in the back.”
The driver’s face got several shades paler as he watched the massive suited man approach his vehicle. Carting him around was different than getting paid a dime to drive an attractive businesswoman to a cafe. Regardless he reached down and pulled the lever that opened the back of the van. Lilian opened the passenger door and got in the car. She thumbed out another ten bills and rested her elbow on the door while leaning her chin on her fist, “I’ll pay you double if you get us there in ten minutes.”
“It’s twenty minutes away, that impo-.”
“Triple. That should cover any tickets for speeding or running red lights. If the police get involved you can use my firm’s lawyer, no charge.”
“Well… Since you asked nicely.” - Pistolero giggled to himself while Tik and Tok argued behind him, “We’re licensed Heroes, we have the authority to just go in there and grab him, why are we waiting?”
Tok put his palm onto his face and reprimanded his brother, “Because our boss will fire us if we cause any more collateral damage!” Just what the heck was taking the vandal so long? “Wait, you don’t think he’s robbing the place, do you?”
“Hey guys,” Pistolero was squatting down, holding his hands in front of his eyes like he was holding binoculars, “What’s he looking at?” He pointed to a man with black hair sitting in the cafe.
“Oh shit.” Tik smacked the back of Pistolero’s head, “Why are you pointing, now they know we’re watching them.” He picked Pistolero up bridal style while his brother jumped onto his back. Then he ran to the cafe. He was only slightly out of breath when he got there. “Foul villain!” Tik crooked their arm at an angle and dropped his head down so that his face was covered by his elbow, while simultaneously raising the opposite arm out in a straight parallel.
Opposite him, Tok stood on one foot and put his arms straight out so that his body formed a ‘t,’ “The Peacemakers are here to bring you to justice!”
Pistolero fell to one knee and used his hands to make an ‘M’ shape around his eyes, “Hell yeah man!”
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