Fandom Grishaverse OOC

[S n o w]

The first draft of my post had Louis telling them that he came over because they looked 'friendly', but I thought that was too much.

 

[Morrighan]

She's only that way around Ben, so when Louis comes over she'll go back to her usually flirty/bitcht self. Of course, she's still extremely annoyed and perturbed because of Ben, but theres a witness now

 

[StormWolf]

Behold, the mating ritual between two Ravkan mountain lions.

 

[Morrighan]

Yeah, that's fairly accurate seeing as Lionesses flirt by viciously attacking their mates

 

[StormWolf]

me-ouch~

 

[Morrighan]

Ben's a big boy he'll be fine

 

[StormWolf]

Ben's a big boy he'll be fine

But of course. And who is to say he doesn't like biting and scratching, anyway?

 

[Morrighan]

Dear Sweet God

 

[StormWolf]

"'Ben' will suffice, liebchen."

 

[Morrighan]

I'M DYING

 

[Morrighan]

I've got to find some good "Ravkan" swears for Nadya to call Ben

 

[S n o w]

I've got to find some good "Ravkan" swears for Nadya to call Ben

It's not a swear but nichyevo?

 

[Morrighan]

She'll likely end up using it at some point

 

[StormWolf]

Spoiler: Dirty Language

Zasranets = "shit-ass"
perhot’ podzalupnaya= "Peehole Dandruff"
hui s’gory = "Dick from the Mountains"
Chtob tebe deti v’sup srali = "May [your] children shit in your soup"
mudak = "Idiot/Moron/Testicle"
kozyol = "Goat, asshole, Motherf-er"

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

 

[S n o w]

Spoiler: Dirty Language

Zasranets = "shit-ass"
perhot’ podzalupnaya= "Peehole Dandruff"
hui s’gory = "Dick from the Mountains"
Chtob tebe deti v’sup srali = "May [your] children shit in your soup"
mudak = "Idiot/Moron/Testicle"
kozyol = "Goat, asshole, Motherf-er"

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

Peehole dandruff. That's... creative.

 

[Morrighan]

Be a dear and DM that to me? XD

 

[Morrighan]

I love how Louis is eying up Ben only to walk straight into the most Sexually Tense conversation he's possibly ever encountered AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO FULLY REALIZES HOW SEXUALLY CHARGED IT IS

 

[Morrighan]

Nadya is the definition of denial via disdain/"hatred". She's like "I hate him. He's worthless. Fuck that fjerdan asshole."
But in reality she's fighting the urge to pin him to to the damn table

 

[StormWolf]

7 bottles of kvas later...

"Saints, where are my boots? Where are my clothes? Who'se leg is.... oooooooh!"

On that day, Ben learned he wasn't as straight at he thought.

 

[Morrighan]

XD

 

[StormWolf]

#PolyGrishaDeathSquad

 

[S n o w]

As if Louis would get into bed with any Fjerdan who looks at him. He's got some standards.

...At least one standard.

 

[StormWolf]

It's okay, Ben's half Ravkan, so Louis will be getting into bed with the parts that matter

Wait... when did he become a Broody Jack Harkness?

 

[Morrighan]

 

[Morrighan]

I got bored and made an idea of how they might have looked before the Civil War. In this version, Ben was assigned to be Nadya's personal gaurd during an event at the palace