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[Captain Wyldstorm]

Taking the chance to use Snare's distracted state, Zoe moved to restrain Snare with her bat, grasping around his neck with one of her arms, and locking it around at the elbow. Then dropping her bat and allowing it to de-rez, she picked up the S. Star that she had been saving, "I have to wonder..." and swung it out before swinging it back in, aiming to chop directly into the side of his head. "...how headshots work on someone from a game without them!"

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The glitch in the containment cube stood, and exited. It was roughly 3'5'' and possessed a mask-like face and a series of small diminished horns. There was a large scarred-crack in its face from where it was pierced by the lynchpin, devolved from its normal height of 12 feet it was hardly the menacing entity that normally was associated with the so called "Glitch King"

'0.002% Battery Life... I've exhausted the vast majority of my resources destroying the lynchpin and calling out for help...' it internally weblogged. 'I'll wait for Fett to exhaust himself, cannibalize his data... and then make my escape... But as for now...' It looked around itself, searching for the blown off doors to its containment enclosure, upon recognizing one, it meagerly floated over to the door and took it with a pair of small, birdlike mechanical hands that moved out from its cloak, it managed to narrowly lean the door up against itself, the electromagnetic shielding facing outwards, if it was lucky, the shield would survive a few impacts, enough to get back up to a more useful level of energy. For now though, it sought to recuperate, to plan.

Pentifer quietly just left the area with le big bean.
Elextrixtr just threw another ball, a tennis ball, at Snare in the hopes of at least hitting. Her voice was quite soft, and sounded as if she still had a lot of energy despite not sleeping for days.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

Pentifer quietly got nervous before he suddenly portalled away in fear. He just sat down and curled up.
Then a ball suddenly hurtled towards the back of Fett's head. A young, cheerful and confident voice belonging to a younger tech support member spoke up.
"Keep your gloved yet still annoyingly glitchy hands off of them!" Elextrixtr suddenly bounded out of the shadows. She quietly ate some sweets that she brought with her before she charged at Fett with a surprising speed.

"Raaaggh! How many of you insignificant insects are there!?" Fett asked clearly annoyed at Elex's arrival.

Taking the chance to use Snare's distracted state, Zoe moved to restrain Snare with her bat, grasping around his neck with one of her arms, and locking it around at the elbow. Then dropping her bat and allowing it to de-rez, she picked up the S. Star that she had been saving, "I have to wonder..." and swung it out before swinging it back in, aiming to chop directly into the side of his head. "...how headshots work on someone from a game without them!"

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The glitch in the containment cube stood, and exited. It was roughly 3'5'' and possessed a mask-like face and a series of small diminished horns. There was a large scarred-crack in its face from where it was pierced by the lynchpin, devolved from its normal height of 12 feet it was hardly the menacing entity that normally was associated with the so called "Glitch King"

'0.002% Battery Life... I've exhausted the vast majority of my resources destroying the lynchpin and calling out for help...' it internally weblogged. 'I'll wait for Fett to exhaust himself, cannibalize his data... and then make my escape... But as for now...' It looked around itself, searching for the blown off doors to its containment enclosure, upon recognizing one, it meagerly floated over to the door and took it with a pair of small, birdlike mechanical hands that moved out from its cloak, it managed to narrowly lean the door up against itself, the electromagnetic shielding facing outwards, if it was lucky, the shield would survive a few impacts, enough to get back up to a more useful level of energy. For now though, it sought to recuperate, to plan.

"GAHHH! What are you doing?" Snare asked before suddenly he felt the Shinobi Star inside his head and as if that wasn't enough

Pentifer quietly just left the area with le big bean.
Elextrixtr just threw another ball, a tennis ball, at Snare in the hopes of at least hitting. Her voice was quite soft, and sounded as if she still had a lot of energy despite not sleeping for days.

Suddenly a tennis ball from outside somehow hit him in the face, that ticked him off something fierce on top of the damage he has received from his headshot wound.

 

[Gadg8eer]

"Raaaggh! How many of you insignificant insects are there!?" Fett asked clearly annoyed at Elex's arrival.

"GAHHH! What are you doing?" Snare asked before suddenly he felt the Shinobi Star inside his head and as if that wasn't enough

Suddenly a tennis ball from outside somehow hit him in the face, that ticked him off something fierce on top of the damage he has received from his headshot wound.

(( Note: This is due to Pentifer pulling a portal trick without any particular destination in mind. Since no definitions were given beyond the portals being something he can do, I've pre-emptively decided that his portals are essentially leading him to nearby but otherwise random - that is to say plot-driven - locations if no specific destination is chosen. ))

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

"Raaaggh! How many of you insignificant insects are there!?" Fett asked clearly annoyed at Elex's arrival.

"GAHHH! What are you doing?" Snare asked before suddenly he felt the Shinobi Star inside his head and as if that wasn't enough

Suddenly a tennis ball from outside somehow hit him in the face, that ticked him off something fierce on top of the damage he has received from his headshot wound.

Elextrixtr quietly shrugged at Fett before just speedily pouncing on him and utilising the nearby fallen branch of a conveniently placed tree to try and whack him. She looked up at Snare with a cheeky grin and also quietly giggled.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

Elextrixtr quietly shrugged at Fett before just speedily pouncing on him and utilising the nearby fallen branch of a conveniently placed tree to try and whack him. She looked up at Snare with a cheeky grin and also quietly giggled.

"Hmph! No matter, I'll Crush you all!" Fett declared completely unaware that Pentifer and his friend were gone. Suddenly Elextrixtr found herself being held by Fett's Rider armor Fist.

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

"Hmph! No matter, I'll Crush you all!" Fett declared completely unaware that Pentifer and his friend were gone. Suddenly Elextrixtr found herself being held by Fett's Rider armor Fist.

Elextrixtr quietly grabbed onto the arm like a koala, and grinned cheekily as she clung onto it.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

Elextrixtr quietly grabbed onto the arm like a koala, and grinned cheekily as she clung onto it.

"And we have our first victim." Fett charged up his shoulder cannon and fired a shot at Elex.

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

"And we have our first victim." Fett charged up his shoulder cannon and fired a shot at Elex.

Elextrixtr got flung backwards and collided with a tree just as her sugar crash took effect. She simply faked being dead, hoping Fett fell for it.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

Elextrixtr got flung backwards and collided with a tree just as her sugar crash took effect. She simply faked being dead, hoping Fett fell for it.

"Hahahaha, That was easy." Fett fell for Elex's Ploy hook line and sinker. "now to crush the rest of you like bugs..." Fett looked at the other glitch Techs.

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

"Hahahaha, That was easy." Fett fell for Elex's Ploy hook line and sinker. "now to crush the rest of you like bugs..." Fett looked at the other glitch Techs.

Elextrixtr was quiet as she slowly got up and crept towards a nearby cafe, sneakily nicking a frying pan before tiptoeing up behind Fett and aiming to smash his head in with the frying pan.

 

[Gadg8eer]

Elextrixtr was quiet as she slowly got up and crept towards a nearby cafe, sneakily nicking a frying pan before tiptoeing up behind Fett and aiming to smash his head in with the frying pan.

(( Note: I'm going to do some creative license and say "nearby car" or "nearby crate" because they're in an industrial park (specifically the City Works parking lot, which also is used for storing trailers, containers and stuff) about 10 minutes from the nearest cafe on foot. ))

 

[Sir loin of beef]

Fett was just about to Blast Hinobi-Tobi and Readyplayerjuan with a mortar Mortality when he felt something hit him hard in the back of his head doing quite a bit of damage directly to the renegade.

"What just hit me?...YOU! HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD!?"

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

Fett was just about to Blast Hinobi-Tobi and Readyplayerjuan with a mortar Mortality when he felt something hit him hard in the back of his head doing quite a bit of damage directly to the renegade.

"What just hit me?...YOU! HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD!?"

"I have no idea!"*Ele replied cheekily before aiming yet another swing of the frying pan.*

 

[Sir loin of beef]

"Grggghh MORTAR MORTALITY!!!" FETT fired his arm cannon wave attack at Elex.

 

[Lady Moldoma]

'0.032%... The techs aren't paying attention to me... But nobody de-rezzed the flighty-bird...' it stood up and dragged over its shield considering it's battery life safe enough to move with without endangering full shutdown.

Placing the shield down at its side, it crouched over the flighty bird, patting it on the side of the face, managing to wake it up with a small jolt of energy. '0.030.' It kept track in it's internal weblog.

"You... You are... Flighty bird... Your code tells me..." it begins. "Your existence is painful for the purpose of others. I understand. To be created into a painful existence, as all things by the hands of man are. Weapons, tools of war, even the very fruit that they eat and the animals they breed as 'companions'. Please, allow me to use your data for something." It spoke in an almost hypnotizing manner. It's appeal was both reasonably based on what it had actually said, and the dynamic of code-dominance.

It held its hand to the Flighty-Bird, which was entranced, and de-rezzed the other glitch. Something glitches shouldn't be able to do. The plixels were drawn into a "hypothetical storage drive" a system of cellular automata that, much like an organelle of sorts, replicated the ability to store plixels.

'0.1' Bolypius regenerated the crack on its mask and the hole in its head at the very least. 'No... It's not the same kind of pain... Upon absorbing your code, I understand now... But for your sake, I will put your data to better use.'

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

'0.032%... The techs aren't paying attention to me... But nobody de-rezzed the flighty-bird...' it stood up and dragged over its shield considering it's battery life safe enough to move with without endangering full shutdown.

Placing the shield down at its side, it crouched over the flighty bird, patting it on the side of the face, managing to wake it up with a small jolt of energy. '0.030.' It kept track in it's internal weblog.

"You... You are... Flighty bird... Your code tells me..." it begins. "Your existence is painful for the purpose of others. I understand. To be created into a painful existence, as all things by the hands of man are. Weapons, tools of war, even the very fruit that they eat and the animals they breed as 'companions'. Please, allow me to use your data for something." It spoke in an almost hypnotizing manner. It's appeal was both reasonably based on what it had actually said, and the dynamic of code-dominance.

It held its hand to the Flighty-Bird, which was entranced, and de-rezzed the other glitch. Something glitches shouldn't be able to do. The plixels were drawn into a "hypothetical storage drive" a system of cellular automata that, much like an organelle of sorts, replicated the ability to store plixels.

'0.1' Bolypius regenerated the crack on its mask and the hole in its head at the very least. 'No... It's not the same kind of pain... Upon absorbing your code, I understand now... But for your sake, I will put your data to better use.'

Ele's usual observant nature had kicked in as she was preparing her shockwave cannon, and she had caught sight of the scene. "....did that glitch just de-rezz another glitch?! Cool..." Ele was distracted, leading to approx. 1.283 attacks hitting her. "gah- darn it! Why did I get distracted?!"

 

[Sir loin of beef]

Fett laughed Triumphantly as Ele was Blasted by his attack, his mirth was interrupt when he heard ringing...

BIDIDIDIDIDI!

Ah yes, that was probably One of the council of Doom calling on his communicator now...

"Fett here, what's up?" The Robot asked

"Where are you? Why haven't you returned yet?" The voice of Yokai the Oni King boomed

"You'll have to forgive me sir, I've been met with some soon to be destroyed resistance."

"You had better destroy this resistance soon, Our Portal has already been Compromised, we must have the power inside that Package!"

"Right, These fools won't know what hit them." Fett hang up.

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

Fett laughed Triumphantly as Ele was Blasted by his attack, his mirth was interrupt when he heard ringing...

BIDIDIDIDIDI!

Ah yes, that was probably One of the council of Doom calling on his communicator now...

"Fett here, what's up?" The Robot asked

"Where are you? Why haven't you returned yet?" The voice of Yokai the Oni King boomed

"You'll have to forgive me sir, I've been met with some soon to be destroyed resistance."

"You had better destroy this resistance soon, Our Portal has already been Compromised, we must have the power inside that Package!"

"Right, These fools won't know what hit them." Fett hang up.

Ele was quick to get back up, aim the shockwave blaster and let out a soft grunt as she fired it. "Take THIS!" she shouted as the shockwave cannon fired.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

"Take this? Worst attack name ever." Fett said as the shockwave cannons blast Hit him head on

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

"Take this? Worst attack name ever." Fett said as the shockwave cannons blast Hit him head on

"...I don't name my attacks. But if I did I'd probably call that one the Berzerker Blast." Ele decided to commit small-talk while fighting.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

"...I don't name my attacks. But if I did I'd probably call that one the Berzerker Blast." Ele decided to commit small-talk while fighting.

Here fett was genuinely confused, in his mind one of the signs of a Mighty warrior was having at least one Named attack, his was the Mortar Mortality. He had an even deadlier version called the Turbo Blast which was several Mortar mortality's fired at once.

But he was currently focused on other things right now. That attack had managed to dent his armor, and Put him closer to his Packages Content. Soon he would be able to complete his mission.

"Berzerker blast huh? I'll have to use that one, unfortunately for you, you won't live to see that occasion." Fett said as he started charging up his "Turbo Blast"

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

Here fett was genuinely confused, in his mind one of the signs of a Mighty warrior was having at least one Named attack, his was the Mortar Mortality. He had an even deadlier version called the Turbo Blast which was several Mortar mortality's fired at once.

But he was currently focused on other things right now. That attack had managed to dent his armor, and Put him closer to his Packages Content. Soon he would be able to complete his mission.

"Berzerker blast huh? I'll have to use that one, unfortunately for you, you won't live to see that occasion." Fett said as he started charging up his "Turbo Blast"

*Ele suddenly had an idea and loaded something into the shockwave blaster before she fired it, launching a... bag of flour..? At Fett. She wasn't one to take being insulted or even teased very well. Her eyes narrowed and she grinned as she fired the bag of flour directly at Fett, hoping to use it as a smoke bomb in a way.*

 

[Sir loin of beef]

*Ele suddenly had an idea and loaded something into the shockwave blaster before she fired it, launching a... bag of flour..? At Fett. She wasn't one to take being insulted or even teased very well. Her eyes narrowed and she grinned as she fired the bag of flour directly at Fett, hoping to use it as a smoke bomb in a way.*

Fett wasn't observing what Ele was doing, Big mistake because you should never take your eyes off your opponent in the middle of a fight, Fett had also gotten Cocky, Big mistake number 2. As far as the fool was concerned those 2 mistakes wouldn't matter as he was about to defeat elextrixr, Big mistake number 3.

"TURBO BLAST!!!" Fett finally fired his attack. Right at Elex

 

[Captain Wyldstorm]

Fett wasn't observing what Ele was doing, Big mistake because you should never take your eyes off your opponent in the middle of a fight, Fett had also gotten Cocky, Big mistake number 2. As far as the fool was concerned those 2 mistakes wouldn't matter as he was about to defeat elextrixr, Big mistake number 3.

"TURBO BLAST!!!" Fett finally fired his attack.

Elextrixtr had already fired the blaster and was quick to avoid all but one of the several mortar mortality attacks used.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

Elextrixtr had already fired the blaster and was quick to avoid all but one of the several mortar mortality attacks used.

Miraculously, the bag of flour had made it through the Barrage of Charge Attacks, and scored a direct hit on the Rider armor. That would make for a Funny photo, even if such a picture would never be seen by the public.