"Keep Slaying and Nobody Explodes!", 2.73 "Wedding Cake"
Captain Wyldstorm
'What do you mean Pirates aren't real?!'
Ele darted to the side to dodge just as her sugar crash kicked in. She was slow to move around now but she grabbed the frying pan from earlier and starting flailing it about in an attempt to harm the glitch.'This one is... particularly annoying...' The entity darted out of the way, of several of the different blasts, using minimal movements to navigate around them, internally counting down '0.090... 0.086... 0.082...'
'0.050' It took one of the blasts head on, it's arm expanding around the blast and consuming it, replicating the mouth design of Mawbite from Flunkyquest. '2.00' it stated internally. it's arm retracting to the normal, small size.
"Spearlike protrusion.." It had enough energy to comfortably use one of it's own signature attacks, albeit at a much lower level than usual, it's right horn extended out with fervor to a great length, closing the distance remotely, and attempting to pierce Elex through the shoulderblade. '1.00 Percent...'