Fandom Gamestuck 2 (A Homestuck AU RP)

[Midnight Phantom]

"No, we only have bones in the center of all the muscle in our body. I wish we had Exoskeletons, cuz that would be awesome."


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"Okay. So, it looks like you completely brrrroke yourrrr leg bone. I'm going to have to rrrre-set it. This might hurrrrt..."





You force Ulrich's leg bone back to where you think it should go. Assuming human bones have the same structure as troll bones, this should work just fine.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

"GAH! FUCK!"


You clutch your leg and writhe in pain.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"Sorrrry!"





You grab the leg splint you brought with. Fortunately for Ulrich, you broke your leg in almost the same place on a hunt a sweep ago. Ulrich has similar proportions to you, so it should fit. You fasten it around Ulrich's leg.


"There. That should worrrrk."





You offer your hand to help Ulrich stand.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Ulrich : Take Hand


You take Fenras hand as he helps you up, and you find yourself now able to limp.


"Thanks, uhhhh... Man? Woman? Do trolls have defined genders?"


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"Most do, but I don't. Just call me Fenrrrras."





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

"Alright. Thanks Fen."


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"No prrrroblem. Let's get you back to yourrrr hive. Climb on my back."





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Ulrich : Hop On


You jump onto Fenras' back and wrap your arms around his chest.


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

Fenras: Return


You climb back up the cliff, Ulrich in tow, and make your way back to his hive. When you arrive, you kneel down so Ulrich can get off.


@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

You get off Fenras and look back inside. Grandma and Mom are nowhere in sight, most likely upstairs. Dad and Grandpa are polishing their golf clubs, and looking at their newly mounted Underling heads.


"My family is weird."


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"I'm surrrrprrrrised they didn't notice me. I mean, I appearrrred in yourrrr rrrrespiteblock and just rrrran out."





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

"They get very focused when comparing trophies. That's probably a good thing."


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"Well, it's only a matterrrr of time until they notice me. Maybe we should catch theirrrr attention now and get it overrrr with?"





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

"Hey Dad! Grandpa!"


"..."


"..."


"C'mon... I know... GREAT BRITAIN IS THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH!"


"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"


"BOY I'LL TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT THE POWER OF OUR GREAT IRELAND!"


"I'm kidding. Dad, Grandpa, this is my friend Fenras."


"Is he one of those 'Cost Players'?"


"No. He is a Troll from another planet."


"Aliens? I knew they existed! And you always said I was crazy!"


"Because you are crazy Dad."


"That is no way to speak to your father!"


"I'm a grown man, I can say what I want!"


"Oh my god. Fen let's just go."


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"Yourrrr 'family' is insane..."





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

"Yeah, Irish men are like that."


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"Let's get out of herrrre."





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

Ulrich : Abscond


While Dad and Grandpa are distracted by their argument, you manage to slip away with Fenras.


"So, what do we do now?"


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"That's a good question. What's the goal of this game, anyway?"





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

"Rubixsprite?"


"The overall goal of Sburb is to create a new universe, which the players will become the gods of. To achieve this, you must prevent Derse from conquesting over Skaia, in which they now have the upper hand. You must pass through each player's land until you loop back to your own, where you can ascend to your Godlike form, fulfilling your Mythological Role. Fenras is the Prince of Rage, and you master are the Bard of Void."


"So basically, go through our friends lands, get really strong, then kick the shit out of Derse?"


"Then you must perform Ectobiology, but that is the Hero of Space's Job."


"Thank you Rubixsprite."


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

"Damn, I wish my sprrrrite was that useful. Of courrrrse, I did manage to fuse parrrrt of my fucking bone bulge of a lusus with it..."





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Midnight Phantom]

"That's rough buddy. Feel free to ask mine any questions you need to ask."


@electroShogun

 

[electroShogun]

You turn to face Ulrich's sprite.


"What arrrre we supposed to do now?"





@Midnight Phantom

 

[Kurai Okami]

Drew: Light this sh*t up


You hear distant screaming as you set up the first light, the imps must have gotten into the village already. You activate the light and it emits a green light that cuts through the fog about 30 square feet in front of it, and there you can see a large hoard of imps chasing the lizard guys who were pretty fast, for lizards.


Drew: snipe em up


You can't snipe them with a pistol, jeez what are you an idiot. You shoot a few imps before they notice your there, then you begin to take care of the ones now hurdling themselves towards you. After a few minutes you manage to clear out the place of imps and set up the rest of the lights. The lizards begun to surround drew in a swathe of chattering blue masses.


Oh my god, is that the seer!


HE SAVED US!


who?


your too young to understand.





Drew looked at the lizards crowding around him young, old, adolescent, all whispering to each other.





Uh...


Hi?





The air became silent as soon as he had spoke.





Ok, your village is nice and all.


But I really have to get back to my house.





You then manage your way through the mass of lizards back on the trail to your house Quin still following you.





Your village is...


Interesting.


Oh yes, we are all very nice.


Some of the older ones were talking about the seer.


Is that maybe you?


Seer?


Another one of your tales?


Oh yes, I'm too young to hear it though.


I'm only seven cycles old.


Not yet twelve.


Huh, well I highly doubt I'm The Seer.


I'm just a simple man living a sciencey life.





You approach your house to the doors hanging wide open, imps must have gotten in whilst you were out. You enter cautiously, only to find Autumn waiting with an owly smile.