Todo Sawl
Well, odd place odd answer. Not like he was going to assume he'd get any different from a litteral rat person barman. But... Well... In truth he was already asking him to help with two rowdy patrons. Seeing two rats squabbly and fight was... Making him uncertain if he should interfere, but... With his machina outside, he had to do it by hand.
Well, time to bring out the bad cop, err, pig, same thing.
He stepped his way over and watched the two for a second, and then with a snatch he grabbed them, one in each hand by the body rather than the tail(He didn't want to hurt the little ones!) "Now now you two calm down i'm sure you can do at least that." He tried speaking calmly, but... Woth the fact he was roughly 30x their size and 60x their weight might not have come out that way.
"Take it outside or bury the hachet, Barta warned you once, don't you make him ask twice, get out or behave." He put on his best dad voice, hoping it would work... Abit...
He had a mead... err... Whole damn jar of honey to deal with... Seriously what the hell was with this place... And the steak sticks were mostly just thin cutlets! Sure, good size for ratkin maybe but it just made him wish for.... For...
...
By god...
Why hadn't he thought of that before... He was no five star chef but... If he could get the stuff together for it, get it in a cart he could... With how magic works he...
....
But how in hell would he get a magical deep fryer?
Maybe... Maybe Barta would know. At lrast he was thinking that, holding the two still and planting them nearby the door to make their diecision.
"Deep fryer... A grill is easy, charcoal, maybe a pot with a charcoal burner? An ovens easy enough for buns if... How long has it been since i've had a burger! Fries even!" Hr was starting to think outloud now. "Those cow sticks, cut em up abit mote and you got easy skewers, just need veg!
Gods, whys it all coming to me now?!" The pigman looked to be filling with arcane knowledge now... He... He just needed equipment, maybe a wagon to support it all? The Machina could pull the cart even!
Well, odd place odd answer. Not like he was going to assume he'd get any different from a litteral rat person barman. But... Well... In truth he was already asking him to help with two rowdy patrons. Seeing two rats squabbly and fight was... Making him uncertain if he should interfere, but... With his machina outside, he had to do it by hand.
Well, time to bring out the bad cop, err, pig, same thing.
He stepped his way over and watched the two for a second, and then with a snatch he grabbed them, one in each hand by the body rather than the tail(He didn't want to hurt the little ones!) "Now now you two calm down i'm sure you can do at least that." He tried speaking calmly, but... Woth the fact he was roughly 30x their size and 60x their weight might not have come out that way.
"Take it outside or bury the hachet, Barta warned you once, don't you make him ask twice, get out or behave." He put on his best dad voice, hoping it would work... Abit...
He had a mead... err... Whole damn jar of honey to deal with... Seriously what the hell was with this place... And the steak sticks were mostly just thin cutlets! Sure, good size for ratkin maybe but it just made him wish for.... For...
...
By god...
Why hadn't he thought of that before... He was no five star chef but... If he could get the stuff together for it, get it in a cart he could... With how magic works he...
....
But how in hell would he get a magical deep fryer?
Maybe... Maybe Barta would know. At lrast he was thinking that, holding the two still and planting them nearby the door to make their diecision.
"Deep fryer... A grill is easy, charcoal, maybe a pot with a charcoal burner? An ovens easy enough for buns if... How long has it been since i've had a burger! Fries even!" Hr was starting to think outloud now. "Those cow sticks, cut em up abit mote and you got easy skewers, just need veg!
Gods, whys it all coming to me now?!" The pigman looked to be filling with arcane knowledge now... He... He just needed equipment, maybe a wagon to support it all? The Machina could pull the cart even!