Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

Do you REALLY wanna tussle? I have tickled my way out of combat with Muhamid Alli AND Mike The Ear Eating Tyson, what can you do? I bet your chest hair doesn't even have chest hair! So, if you think you're MAN enough to take me on, enter the ring ombre. I await your challenge.

I am waiting.

 

[Wintermute]

Hey guys, could you direct me to some place where they have spartans without helmets? and that are pretty buff?


I need a frikkin reference pic and I cant find any

 

[Daimao]

Hey guys, could you direct me to some place where they have spartans without helmets? and that are pretty buff?
I need a frikkin reference pic and I cant find any

There are no such pictures.

 

[Hibiscus]

You do know its a gauss rifle....right?

Oh is that what Deleware carries? Psh no he's dead. xD


 

Hey guys, could you direct me to some place where they have spartans without helmets? and that are pretty buff?
I need a frikkin reference pic and I cant find any

I would say get a picture of buff man without armor on at all and then full armor.

 

[Wintermute]

Deviant art, but they are all pictures of the original spartans xD Ill do what you just said, Huntrey.

 

[Daimao]

*instant brute skull vaporization*


Delaware: Boom! Headshot!


Brutes: Raaaagh! (You cheating bitch!)

 

[Hibiscus]

Oh no, I warn these are not meant to be easy opponents. These will be complex beings that understand death, but will punish those who dare try to bring it to them. You'll be first. Muhhaahha

 

[Daimao]

Oh no, I warn these are not meant to be easy opponents. These will be complex beings that understand death, but will punish those who dare try to bring it to them. You'll be first. Muhhaahha

First they have to get to him! Muahahahaha!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Imagine that you're fighting the Spartans from 300, only they're a few feet bigger, more muscular, and three times as hairy.

 

[Wintermute]

I dont know why, I looked up buff spartan and there was a picture of a baby with abs, pecs and a beard.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

You found your Spartan. I'll be disappoint if you choose anything but

 

[1stLt HChurch]

You do know its a gauss rifle....right?

Brutes still have deceptively strong and thick skin, which is why they can often go without armor (such as with Brute Minors, who basically only wear armor around their vital areas) and still be bitches to kill. Not that a gauss rifle won't kill them (I'll let Hunter decide that), but they still have a very thick hide. Just thought I'd mention that.

 

[Wintermute]

By the way, a full size armor is better for the armor configuration, no?

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Brutes still have deceptively strong and thick skin, which is why they can often go without armor (such as with Brute Minors, who basically only wear armor around their vital areas) and still be bitches to kill. Not that a gauss rifle won't kill them (I'll let Hunter decide that), but they still have a very thick hide. Just thought I'd mention that.

[/QUOTE]
Depends what mood I'm in. My phone died, PM me little lady.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I dont know why, I looked up buff spartan and there was a picture of a baby with abs, pecs and a beard.

That's the internet for ya. It's a pretty fucked up place sometimes.

 

[Wintermute]

 
Good news is that my CS is almost done. Bad news is that I havent put in the ammount of effort I would have wanted to, since its really fucking late. I hope its not too bad when I post it.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

@Huntrey Can my warheads also be transformers? .-.

 

[Wintermute]

Welp @Huntrey @1stLt HChurch I've finished my CS. Please tell me if there is something I should modify or add. Constructive criticism is always accepted.


And I shall now crash because its late and I have exams to do tomorrow. See you guys later.

 

[Daimao]

200 pounds sounds a little light...

 

[Wintermute]

Is that sarcasm? Or do you mean compared to his height? I just cant tell if someone is being sarcastic on the internet.

 

[Daimao]

Compared to his hight. I'm 200 pounds and like 2 feet shorter than him. Also, due to the build you are describing him as having, he would be heavier. Probably around 250-300.

 

[Wintermute]

You are actually absolutely right. Thank you very much.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I also want to point out it says 8'50". I assume you meant 8'5". Just a small typo. A typo that also made him over 4 feet taller.

 

[Wintermute]

Yeah... I dont usually work with feet and lbs. I use metric system so I get confused sometimes. Ill edit that out.


 
and can I just do 8.50 feet? Im using a converter and whether I add or take away the zero, the amount in meters doesn't change.

 

[Daimao]

I understand how you feel. When I moved to America, it took forever to learn their measurement system.