Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Wintermute]

I just wasn't pretty enough for him in the end :/
Heya Dark, how's Spain. . And Hell?

Both very nice. It wont take long until I take control of Spain. I already own hell anyway.


But everything is going well, hows NJ?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Both very nice. It wont take long until I take control of Spain. I already own hell anyway.
But everything is going well, hows NJ?

Chernobyl has healthier looking wild life, but you know. Orange tans are hawt, so I can't complain.

 

[Wintermute]

Chernobyl has healthier looking wild life, but you know. Orange tans are hawt, so I can't complain.

Good one. I may visit NJ in november at some point with my mom.


 
OMG BOBBY IS SO EPIC

 

[ryanpk200]

Good one. I may visit NJ in november at some point with my mom.
 
OMG BOBBY IS SO EPIC

Of course he is ya idjit.

 

 

[Wintermute]

"Dont con a con man"


 
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[ryanpk200]

"Dont con a con man"
 
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Meh. Prefer the original.

 

[Wintermute]

Honestly this AMV is my favorite [media]



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[1stLt HChurch]

So I'm watching the newer 2 RvB episodes. Ah, this series never ceases to Crack me up

The newest episode was great because it seemed to have a lot of jokes that were similar to those in the Blood Gulch series. Some of the lines are absolutely top. For example:

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1) Take yourself, and fuck yourself, with yourself. (If that wasn't viewed by schools as such an offensive quote, that would definitely be my senior quote.)


2) Shouldn't you be in the center of town, behind 78 inches of bullet proof everything?!


3) The grown ups are talking, fishstick (I fucking died when Felix said that).


I put that in a spoiler just in case. There were also some lines I loved that were way less funny and way more serious, but I didn't think those were needed.


Also, the way that Grey acted around Doc is making me...wonder.


 

 
Outlast with Adam and Joel


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The only reason I won't watch that video is because of how scary it is. The only scary ones I watched - well, listened to - were the Outlast they recorded in that asylum, the Five Nights at Freddie's, and that snow one that they uploaded a week ago or something like that (that was fucking dumb of me, too, because they all were funny but both also made me paranoid). But from knowledge of watching those two play stuff a few times, I bet this video was pretty funny to watch as they freaked out. I just wish that I could watch it witHOUT BE COME SCARED. Dammit.

 

[ryanpk200]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]The newest episode was great because it seemed to have a lot of jokes that were similar to those in the Blood Gulch series. Some of the lines are absolutely top. For example:

Spoiler

1) Take yourself, and fuck yourself, with yourself. (If that wasn't viewed by schools as such an offensive quote, that would definitely be my senior quote.)


2) Shouldn't you be in the center of town, behind 78 inches of bullet proof everything?!


3) The grown ups are talking, fishstick (I fucking died when Felix said that).


I put that in a spoiler just in case. There were also some lines I loved that were way less funny and way more serious, but I didn't think those were needed.


Also, the way that Grey acted around Doc is making me...wonder.


 



The only reason I won't watch that video is because of how scary it is. The only scary ones I watched - well, listened to - were the Outlast they recorded in that asylum, the Five Nights at Freddie's, and that snow one that they uploaded a week ago or something like that (that was fucking dumb of me, too, because they all were funny but both also made me paranoid). But from knowledge of watching those two play stuff a few times, I bet this video was pretty funny to watch as they freaked out. I just wish that I could watch it witHOUT BE COME SCARED. Dammit.


I would not recommend you watch the Alien: Isolation video either.

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[1stLt HChurch]

"Dont con a con man"
 
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I..hmm. I'm not completely sure how to respond to that.

 

[ryanpk200]

Now that I think about it. That one wasn't that scary. They didn't get to the scary stuff. I only thought of it cause it's the only other horror game that I sunk a huge amount of time into.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

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Okay. Now THAT was fucking amazing. That gave me chills.

 

[ryanpk200]

The game has a lot of body horror and other stuff. The paragraph that greets you when you press new game gives it to you straight.<p><a href="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2015_07/image.jpg.3659c4285d8901825771ede4fd69ce2a.jpg" class="ipsAttachLink ipsAttachLink_image"><img data-fileid="62236" src="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2015_07/image.jpg.3659c4285d8901825771ede4fd69ce2a.jpg" class="ipsImage ipsImage_thumbnailed" alt=""></a></p> I think my heart has a good rest. Back to Outlast.

 

[Wintermute]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Okay. Now THAT was fucking amazing. That gave me chills.

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SAME

 

[1stLt HChurch]

(You've got me hooked on these now.)


Look at this one.


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The game has a lot of body horror and other stuff. The paragraph that greets you when you press new game gives it to you straight.View attachment 142995 I think my heart has a good rest. Back to Outlast.

All of that doesn't bother me. The reason I can't watch any scary games is simply because they - duh - scare me. A LOT. I get scared over the smallest of things, so just can't watch or play any scary games.

 

[Mysterion7514]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch](You've got me hooked on these now.)
Look at this one.


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All of that doesn't bother me. The reason I can't watch any scary games is simply because they - duh - scare me. A LOT. I get scared over the smallest of things, so just can't watch or play any scary games.

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I'm not scared of anything.

 

[ryanpk200]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch](You've got me hooked on these now.)
Look at this one.


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All of that doesn't bother me. The reason I can't watch any scary games is simply because they - duh - scare me. A LOT. I get scared over the smallest of things, so just can't watch or play any scary games.

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I think body horror is pretty scary.


 

I'm not scared of anything.

Have you seen anything from this game?!?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

SAME

I especially loved it when they focused on each character individually for a moment. That's what got to me the most.


 

I'm not scared of anything.

Lucky piece of shit. I wish I wasn't scared of anything.

 

[Mysterion7514]

I think body horror is pretty scary.
 



Have you seen anything from this game?!?

I've played through it multiple times.

 

[ryanpk200]

I've played through it multiple times.

The only parts the really get me is the stuff with the "Doctor" and the "Groom".

 

[Wintermute]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch](You've got me hooked on these now.)
Look at this one.


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All of that doesn't bother me. The reason I can't watch any scary games is simply because they - duh - scare me. A LOT. I get scared over the smallest of things, so just can't watch or play any scary games.

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That was pretty good.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I think body horror is pretty scary.
 



Have you seen anything from this game?!?

I can handle blood, guts, and gore. When you live on a ranch with livestock, you have to get used to it. It's the unnatural, fucked up things that scare me. Like zombies? FUCK THAT BULLSHIT. Ghosts? The same. Demonic things that jump out at you and do creepy shit? Fuck no. Something that SHOULD NOT be alive or moving, or is just moving in a unnatural way? HELL TO THE FUCKING NO. It messes me up to see stuff like that. Just anything that doesn't look normal and safe? No. That is a really bad description, because I would have to show you the things that make me scared for you to understand, but that's pretty much what makes me scared. They just mess with my head and freak me the fuck out.

 

[Wintermute]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I especially loved it when they focused on each character individually for a moment. That's what got to me the most.
 



Lucky piece of shit. I wish I wasn't scared of anything.

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That part makes me tingle and fangirl. I love that one so much, they did a great job.

 

[ryanpk200]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I can handle blood, guts, and gore. When you live on a ranch with livestock, you have to get used to it. It's the unnatural, fucked up things that scare me. Like zombies? FUCK THAT BULLSHIT. Ghosts? The same. Demonic things that jump out at you and do creepy shit? Fuck no. Something that SHOULD NOT be alive or moving, or is just moving in a unnatural way? HELL TO THE FUCKING NO. It messes me up to see stuff like that. Just anything that doesn't look normal and safe? No. That is a really bad description, because I would have to show you the things that make me scared for you to understand, but that's pretty much what makes me scared. They just mess with my head and freak me the fuck out.

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That makes sense. One the parts that gets is when 2 of your fingers are cut off and the games in first person so you have to stare at you bloody hands for the rest of game. There's this other part that hits a bit closer to home for me. Your character's balls are nearly removed.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

That makes sense. One the parts that gets is when 2 of your fingers are cut off and the games in first person so you have to stare at you bloody hands for the rest of game. There's this other part that hits a bit closer to home for me. Your character's balls are nearly removed.

When I think of those things happening, I'm more or less like, "Oh, shit. That has got to hurt," more than I feel uncomfortable. If a unnatural fucker attacked my character, though, that's when I would freak the fuck out and not be able to handle it. I would probably scream really loud and be like "NOPE. FUCKIN NOPE. SCREW THIS SHIT. I'M DONE."


 

That part makes me tingle and fangirl. I love that one so much, they did a great job.

Dude, same. It was just amazing how they did that video.