Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Wintermute]

If you do not comply, the new world order will not have any other choice than to take this putrid and impoverished country by force.


APRIL FOOLS


 

So you are apart of the new world order?

And yes


I am.

 

[ryanpk200]

APRIL FOOLS

ITS JULY!!!

 

[MockingXbird]

EVERYONE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE
OR I SHALL RELEASE THE BLACK HELICOPTERS

Hell. I live in hell

 

[Wintermute]

ITS JULY!!!

APRIL FOOOOOOLS


 
AMERICA


FUCK YEAH


COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE DAY YEAH


AMERICA


FUCK YEAH


FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH

 

[Hibiscus]

Hell. I live in hell

Wait... You live in hell?


But you're my daughter?


Does that make me Satan!?


YES!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Wait... You live in hell?
But you're my daughter?


Does that make me Satan!?


YES!

Personally, I always liked Crowley better than Lucifer.

 

[Wintermute]

Wait... You live in hell?
But you're my daughter?


Does that make me Satan!?


YES!

And I'm Cthulhu


Which means


I dunno what that means.

 

[ryanpk200]

So I'm the commander of XCOM? I don't know if I should honored or terrified.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

EVERYONE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE
OR I SHALL RELEASE THE BLACK HELICOPTERS

Like it says in my info:


Oregon. That's all you're getting.

 

[MockingXbird]

Wait... You live in hell?
But you're my daughter?


Does that make me Satan!?


YES!

FATHER


WE SHALL DESTROY THE HEAVENS AND RULE THE EARTH WITH FIRE

 

[Hibiscus]

FATHER
WE SHALL DESTROY THE HEAVENS AND RULE THE EARTH WITH FIRE

But... I want to return to my angelic form. I want to be perfection, a demon and an angel.

 

[MockingXbird]

But... I want to return to my angelic form. I want to be perfection, a demon and an angel.

....that does sound cooler....


FATHER. WE SHALL BE ANGEL DEMON'S OF EPICNESS

 

[Hibiscus]

....that does sound cooler....
FATHER. WE SHALL BE ANGEL DEMON'S OF EPICNESS

Oh you make me proud daughter.

 

[ryanpk200]

D-COM


Demonic


COMbat


Unit

 

[Daimao]

D-XCOM
Demonic


COMbat


Unit

It would be DCOM then. Not DXCOM.

 

[ryanpk200]

It would be DCOM then. Not DXCOM.

Shit! I've typed that to the point of it auto correcting and then never fixed it.


 
Fixed

 

[MockingXbird]

Looked up some Ifunny Gordon Ramsey stuff....


'This meat is so burnt that the Winchesters call it Mommy!'

 

[Hibiscus]

Looked up some Ifunny Gordon Ramsey stuff....
'This meat is so burnt that the Winchesters call it Mommy!'

*Disowned*

 

[MockingXbird]

*Disowned*

NO. FATHER. IT WAS AN IFUNNY THING. I DON'T THINK IT WAS THAT FUNNY....ISH.... QAQ

 

[ryanpk200]

Looked up some Ifunny Gordon Ramsey stuff....
'This meat is so burnt that the Winchesters call it Mommy!'

"This squid is so raw it's still telling SpongeBob to fuck off!"

 

[Mysterion7514]

@Mockingbird[/URL] Get wrecked!!!

 

[ryanpk200]

Hey Shadow! Because of the all of the coincidences you seem to have found yourself in the beginning of a Supernatural episode! I'll get the salt and you get the spray paint.


 
Inspired by last nights Gordon Ramsay jokes I started watching kitchen nightmares. I'm not even 5 minutes in and it's hilarious. There's a delusional chef and a couple that doesn't know how to run a restaurant and yet they say they have no clue what's going wrong.


 
It seems that Doc is a heavy Tumblr user.


 
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I don't understand.

 

[Wintermute]

mmmkay so I just started watching Supernatural today and I must say that I quite like it.

 

[ryanpk200]

mmmkay so I just started watching Supernatural today and I must say that I quite like it.

 

[Wintermute]

I feel ashamed to say that Im only on episode 4, but still its great.