Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[ryanpk200]

"I'll be interested"
:troll:

Yeah. I noticed that too late.

 

[Hibiscus]

Also made my night lol

My brother literally walked in, shook his head at my hysteria, and then left.

 

[Atom]

xD


I was cracking up on my front porch lol

 

[Hibiscus]

I haven't cried in awhile like that, phew.

 

[ryanpk200]

*Caboose voice* Not my fault.


 
It's been over a hour since I posted and nothing has happened. This runs through my head when that happens.


Me:*posts*


Everyone else:*nothing*


Me:What did I do wrong?!?

 

[Hibiscus]

*Caboose voice* Not my fault.
 
It's been over a hour since I posted and nothing has happened. This runs through my head when that happens.


Me:*posts*


Everyone else:*nothing*


Me:What did I do wrong?!?

Caboose makes me giggle, not think. I only reply when something needs, should, or I want to post.

 

[Atom]

I only reply when I care :^)

 

[1stLt HChurch]

So I posted this on tumblr because I saw the shirt at Macy's and immediately thought of RvB:


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But I can honestly say that out of all those notes (which is a fuckton for my posts), three of them were actually about people talking about how horrible shark attacks are in North and South Carolina. Nothing to do with RvB.


I am feeling both very surprised and very fucking awkward. It's like, "Oh. Shit. No. I'm sorry. That's not what I was meaning. No pLEASE STAHP. YOU'RE RUINING MY INNOCENT FANDOM POST THAT IS SURPRISINGLY MORE POPULAR THAN I THOUGHT I'D BE. I DIDN'T WANT THIS."


 

My brother literally walked in, shook his head at my hysteria, and then left.

Oh, wait, really? That would have been funny to see.

 

[ryanpk200]

Happy Murica day!

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]So I posted this on tumblr because I saw the shirt at Macy's and immediately thought of RvB:
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But I can honestly say that out of all those notes (which is a fuckton for my posts), three of them were actually about people talking about how horrible shark attacks are in North and South Carolina. Nothing to do with RvB.


I am feeling both very surprised and very fucking awkward. It's like, "Oh. Shit. No. I'm sorry. That's not what I was meaning. No pLEASE STAHP. YOU'RE RUINING MY INNOCENT FANDOM POST THAT IS SURPRISINGLY MORE POPULAR THAN I THOUGHT I'D BE. I DIDN'T WANT THIS."


 



Oh, wait, really? That would have been funny to see.

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No, not funny. Very embarrassing, but worth the laugh.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Happy Murica day!

And I start it out by helping my mom and brother load four tons of hay all by ourselves for about two to three hours, then having to unload it off of the trucks and into our barn when we get home. Fun.

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]And I start it out by helping my mom and brother load four tons of hay all by ourselves for about two to three hours, then having to unload it off of the trucks and into our barn when we get home. Fun.

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I feel like you'll be stronger then me soon enough.

 

[Wintermute]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]HEY SON GUESS WHAT.
IT'S SPELLED HTTYD YOU FUCK.


But, seriously, you did? Was it the first time you watched it??

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Whoops sorry about that I was all emotional because we had just finished, but no it wasn't my first time.


I couldn't help noticing how much Toothless resembles a cat, its so adorable seriously.


 
Also yes, happy 'Murica day indeed.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I feel like you'll be stronger then me soon enough.

Eh. This is the second time we've done this, and we will do it again tomorrow morning. Then another time so we can get grass hay (we only got alfalfa today). I don't know if it really makes me a whole lot stronger, because I only do all of the pushing and pulling and moving of the bales off of the trailer while unloading and that's it. It is A LOT of work and I am constantly doing something so my mom and brother don't stand there long enough to get annoyed, but I don't know if it really makes me stronger. Just tired as all hell and drenched in sweat.


 

Whoops sorry about that I was all emotional because we had just finished, but no it wasn't my first time.
I couldn't help noticing how much Toothless resembles a cat, its so adorable seriously.


 
Also yes, happy 'Murica day indeed.

Toothless was actually thought up by one of the animators out of complete random. Because the dude has a black panther as his wallpaper on his computer, and he was like, "Shit, son. Toothless would look cool like that." So he is a combination of a cat, salamander, and a bat (bat because of his wings and occasional habit of liking to hang upside down from things while sleeping). He even has slightly visible markings on him that resemble the markings you would see on a Manta Ray (I probably butchered that spelling but oh well). And his sounds are usually a combination of (I believe) cat, dog, horse, elephant, and human sounds. Probably even more, but that's all I can remember. But, yeah. Toothless is so freaking adorable and such a little dork.

 

[ryanpk200]

Does everyone remember the firework safety tips from the psa?


 
I'm scrolling through the RVB tag on iFunny and I found this. http://ifunny.co/fun/qWjJjhR33

 

[MockingXbird]

*flairs crazily *

 

[1stLt HChurch]

While out doing chores tonight, my neighbors were setting off a shit ton of fireworks in the "pasture" behind their property. It was freaking the fuck out of our calves, since their pen shares a fence with the neighbor's property and was right next to the fireworks. Well, as we were finishing and outside the barn, the amount of fireworks sent off escalated quickly, and the fireworks were huge (also only about 100 ft or less from us). They got louder, and closer, and larger- then the fucking idiots lit one that went off early, tipped over, and shot at their house, ending about thirty feet from our property and forty from their large group of friends that they had over. And the firework either ended by hitting the cement or smacking into one of their cars (it was too dark outside to tell). Either way, it scared all of us, make a fuckton of noise and light, and damn near started a fire on their lawn because a little ember didn't go out all the way.


And this is why I only enjoy fireworks if THEY ARE FIRED OFF FAR AWAY FROM ME. Or on the beach, like we did on the only time we ever bought and set off fireworks. So I'll just stick with my Pop-Its, thank you very much.

 

[ryanpk200]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]While out doing chores tonight, my neighbors were setting off a shit ton of fireworks in the "pasture" behind their property. It was freaking the fuck out of our calves, since their pen shares a fence with the neighbor's property and was right next to the fireworks. Well, as we were finishing and outside the barn, the amount of fireworks sent off escalated quickly, and the fireworks were huge (also only about 100 ft or less from us). They got louder, and closer, and larger- then the fucking idiots lit one that went off early, tipped over, and shot at their house, ending about thirty feet from our property and forty from their large group of friends that they had over. And the firework either ended by hitting the cement or smacking into one of their cars (it was too dark outside to tell). Either way, it scared all of us, make a fuckton of noise and light, and damn near started a fire on their lawn because a little ember didn't go out all the way.
And this is why I only enjoy fireworks if THEY ARE FIRED OFF FAR AWAY FROM ME. Or on the beach, like we did on the only time we ever bought and set off fireworks. So I'll just stick with my Pop-Its, thank you very much.

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I feel that the only reason that I would study law is to try and be able to bust someone in a situation that like that.

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]While out doing chores tonight, my neighbors were setting off a shit ton of fireworks in the "pasture" behind their property. It was freaking the fuck out of our calves, since their pen shares a fence with the neighbor's property and was right next to the fireworks. Well, as we were finishing and outside the barn, the amount of fireworks sent off escalated quickly, and the fireworks were huge (also only about 100 ft or less from us). They got louder, and closer, and larger- then the fucking idiots lit one that went off early, tipped over, and shot at their house, ending about thirty feet from our property and forty from their large group of friends that they had over. And the firework either ended by hitting the cement or smacking into one of their cars (it was too dark outside to tell). Either way, it scared all of us, make a fuckton of noise and light, and damn near started a fire on their lawn because a little ember didn't go out all the way.
And this is why I only enjoy fireworks if THEY ARE FIRED OFF FAR AWAY FROM ME. Or on the beach, like we did on the only time we ever bought and set off fireworks. So I'll just stick with my Pop-Its, thank you very much.

[/QUOTE]
I got in Roman candle fights last night. Four competitors. Two Roman candle per participant. Only one can win.


I didn't win, but I went down with glory.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

How do you fight with Roman Candles? Do you launch them at each other and see who chickens out first?

 

[Atom]

I witnessed natural selection last night when some redneck tried to light a firework from inside his truck and out the window.


He got lucky though....

 

[ryanpk200]

I witnessed natural selection last night when some redneck tried to light a firework from inside his truck and out the window.
He got lucky though....

I really wished he didn't. It would make a good story for the Darwin Awards.

 

[Atom]

It would have.

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]How do you fight with Roman Candles? Do you launch them at each other and see who chickens out first?

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No, you're out when one hits you. I only did it because some one said I had no balls, I had to prove I had two.

 

[Atom]

No, you're out when one hits you. I only did it because some one said I had no balls, I had to prove I had two.

Bouncy balls don't count.