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Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

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We are screwed.
I want to look but in afraid I will be scared shitless or creeped the fuck out by it. What does it entail?


 


Mockingbird said:
If you guys think that Beetles and Spiders are bad....you have no idea ...
Look at this motherfucker


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I'm watching the RvB episodes I missed xD Fucking dying of laughter xD I love this show so much XDXDXD
*ignores picture*


I can guarantee that you won't be laughing for long.
 
[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EVEN FUCKING TELL US ABOUT THAT. BUG PARASITES CREEP ME THE FUCK OUT AND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. No joke, that is the one thing I cannot handle. Maggots, tapeworms, leeches, other parasites in the body that take over and can kill living things easily, etc. Oh my god, they just disgust me so much.
There were maggots on one if my market lambs earlier this year right after we bought him. I had to sit on the lamb to keep him on the ground while my mom went inside to get stuff to clean the wound. The little fuckers started crawling everywhere off the lamb and towards me and fly spray wouldn't kill them and they kept fucking coming and YYUUUUUKKK. I started whimpering and yelling a bit because they just creeped me the fuck out, wouldn't fucking die, and I couldn't get away from them because I had to keep the lamb on the ground. They are just so...UGH. I fucking hate bugs, but the little creepy crawlers that will mindlessly eat something to death just make my skin crawl.


There's also this parasite that's in murky warm water, such as stagnant lake or pond water. When it gets into someone's nose, it will crawl to the brain and start to eat it. And you don't even know until it's too late. The first signs are cold symptoms a week or so later, then the person just quickly dies. That is what made me start to fear parasitic organisms and swimming.


 



I want to look but in afraid I will be scared shitless or creeped the fuck out by it. What does it entail?

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It's Miles saying that if we've been blown away by the first half of Season 13, then we have no idea what to expect for the rest of it. He's is basically confirming that this will probably be the biggest season ever.


 


[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EVEN FUCKING TELL US ABOUT THAT. BUG PARASITES CREEP ME THE FUCK OUT AND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. No joke, that is the one thing I cannot handle. Maggots, tapeworms, leeches, other parasites in the body that take over and can kill living things easily, etc. Oh my god, they just disgust me so much.
There were maggots on one if my market lambs earlier this year right after we bought him. I had to sit on the lamb to keep him on the ground while my mom went inside to get stuff to clean the wound. The little fuckers started crawling everywhere off the lamb and towards me and fly spray wouldn't kill them and they kept fucking coming and YYUUUUUKKK. I started whimpering and yelling a bit because they just creeped me the fuck out, wouldn't fucking die, and I couldn't get away from them because I had to keep the lamb on the ground. They are just so...UGH. I fucking hate bugs, but the little creepy crawlers that will mindlessly eat something to death just make my skin crawl.


There's also this parasite that's in murky warm water, such as stagnant lake or pond water. When it gets into someone's nose, it will crawl to the brain and start to eat it. And you don't even know until it's too late. The first signs are cold symptoms a week or so later, then the person just quickly dies. That is what made me start to fear parasitic organisms and swimming.


 



I want to look but in afraid I will be scared shitless or creeped the fuck out by it. What does it entail?


 



*ignores picture*


I can guarantee that you won't be laughing for long.

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Yeah, she's all caught up. She stabbed Shadow in the foot.
 
ryanpk200 said:
http://ifunny.co/fun/fyZ5JVk13
Current status of the RVB fandom.


 
I have a question. Excluding RVB have you ever cried off a fictional character death?
I actually saw that post myself on tumblr.


Heavens, yes. I cried at the end of the first Halo book I read because both of my favorite characters died a very painful and bloody death; in the last large book series that I read, the girl in my favorite relationship in the book died in the arms of the man she loved, and she was killed by the guy's half brother. It destroyed her love, especially since they just got married maybe four hours beforehand. And to top it all off, she was one of my favorite characters; the last Warriors book. Just...simple as that. Too many deaths of characters that I had known for most of the, like, 36 book series. It fucking killed me; Stoick dying at the end of HTTYD2. That killed my feels, and what followed made it even worse; Go watch the movie Hachi. You will understand; an many more. Point is, I cry at a lot of things that are sad in books and movies. If they break my heart, I cry. RvB definitely isn't the only thing I will cry in response to.


 


Mockingbird said:
I don't know if I should be amazed....or fucking terrified
 



I expect them but still don't handle it well


 
Oh god I'm crying xD RvB XDXDXD
Those will be tears of sadness soon. Because Miles is a fucking dickwad.


 


Mockingbird said:
Dear Gods xD Caboose xD Going through the alien portal shit
Fucking Santa


SANTA
You're that far back?! Goddamn.


 


Mysterion7514 said:
^^She's gets her own damn train car.
I do too, Mock. Don't worry, you're no the only one.


 


Mockingbird said:
I already have a personal feels train I ride every episode I watch and book I read.
 
Failing A.I. huh?


*eats popcorn and prepares self*
..how can you just shrug it off like that when Sharkface explicitly said it....


I need those kind of guts. But the fact that he's my favorite character doesn't let me.


 


Mockingbird said:
Welp. On episode eleven
Welp. Say goodbye to your feels.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]It's not the ground's fault, sister. I promise.

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It's Miles' fault. She can go stab him while I beat his face in with a shoe.
 
[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I actually saw that post myself on tumblr.
Heavens, yes. I cried at the end of the first Halo book I read because both of my favorite characters died a very painful and bloody death; in the last large book series that I read, the girl in my favorite relationship in the book died in the arms of the man she loved, and she was killed by the guy's half brother. It destroyed her love, especially since they just got married maybe four hours beforehand. And to top it all off, she was one of my favorite characters; the last Warriors book. Just...simple as that. Too many deaths of characters that I had known for most of the, like, 36 book series. It fucking killed me; Stoick dying at the end of HTTYD2. That killed my feels, and what followed made it even worse; Go watch the movie Hachi. You will understand; an many more. Point is, I cry at a lot of things that are sad in books and movies. If they break my heart, I cry. RvB definitely isn't the only thing I will cry in response to.


 



Those will be tears of sadness soon. Because Miles is a fucking dickwad.


 



You're that far back?! Goddamn.


 



I do too, Mock. Don't worry, you're no the only one.


 



..how can you just shrug it off like that when Sharkface explicitly said it....


I need those kind of guts. But the fact that he's my favorite character doesn't let me.


 



Welp. Say goodbye to your feels.


 



It's Miles' fault. She can go stab him while I beat his face in with a shoe.

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Ryan told her to stab Miles. She then proceeded to try and stab Ryan
 
Mockingbird said:
Because I'm bored~♡ =w=
 



If you touch my fucking popcorn I will chop off your dick


 
I am still not done with the feels train
How the fuck can you be bored after you watched THAT?! HOW?! I don't..I c-can't I don't...I can't..I just..I just don't understand how.
 
[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]How the fuck can you be bored after you watched THAT?! HOW?! I don't..I c-can't I don't...I can't..I just..I just don't understand how.

[/QUOTE]
Because it's Mock.
 
Mysterion7514 said:
Because it's Mock.
My guard summorized ir up pretty well..


I watch GOT Church


And have reaD countless books where they killed my favorite character


Its like a mix of calm, silent denail, and a heart that's already been shattered too many times
 
Mockingbird said:
My guard summorized ir up pretty well..
I watch GOT Church


And have reaD countless books where they killed my favorite character


Its like a mix of calm, silent denail, and a heart that's already been shattered too many times
Almost all of my favorite characters in any book, show, or movie that I watch/read die, so I know the feeling. And my brain is still in this silent denial that I am not even meaning for it to be.


Yet you were still so 'meh' about it, and I still don't understand how while simultaneously wishing I could be that way too. But since it involves Church, of all people, that is impossible.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I don't think the death was dramatic enough. I'll put money on it, they're both alive.

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They both better be still alive or I will be so fucking pissed. Oh my god, I will be mad. If they confirm that they are still alive, I will probably smile and bounce around and be all happy. But if they confirm that they're dead, and it is show to my face and made legit, I will probably curl up into a ball of tears and utter sadness.
 
[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Almost all of my favorite characters in any book, show, or movie that I watch/read die, so I know the feeling. And my brain is still in this silent denial that I am not even meaning for it to be.
Yet you were still so 'meh' about it, and I still don't understand how while simultaneously wishing I could be that way too. But since it involves Church, of all people, that is impossible.


 



They both better be still alive or I will be so fucking pissed. Oh my god, I will be mad. If they confirm that they are still alive, I will probably smile and bounce around and be all happy. But if they confirm that they're dead, and it is show to my face and made legit, I will probably curl up into a ball of tears and utter sadness.

[/QUOTE]
I really do hope they live


It just doesn't seem like that's how they would die


I got to say though. The one death that would completly destroy me would he Wash. He better not fucking die
 
Mockingbird said:
I really do hope they live
It just doesn't seem like that's how they would die


I got to say though. The one death that would completly destroy me would he Wash. He better not fucking die
If him or Church die in the show before it ends, like they have a legit and confirmed death, I will cry so fucking hard. I would not be able to handle it. I think the only reason why I haven't cried yet from the last episode is because neither Church nor Carolina are confirmed dead yet, so I'm just wait in repressed denial until they give us the final answer.


I just saw someone on tumblr basically say that Carolina had all the right to work Church extremely hard and beyond the bounds of even a fully functioning A.I. fragment. The no one should be mad at her for not even considering how much that would affect Church, and that him going down is not her fault. That no one should be mad at her at all and that anyone who is needs to cut their shit.


Imma kill a bitch. Imma kill a bitch brutally. I never thought about that before, but now that that bitch said that I want to beat the shit out of her.
 
[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]If him or Church die in the show before it ends, like they have a legit and confirmed death, I will cry so fucking hard. I would not be able to handle it. I think the only reason why I haven't cried yet from the last episode is because neither Church nor Carolina are confirmed dead yet, so I'm just wait in repressed denial until they give us the final answer.
I just saw someone on tumblr basically say that Carolina had all the right to work Church extremely hard and beyond the bounds of even a fully functioning A.I. fragment. The no one should be mad at her for not even considering how much that would affect Church, and that him going down is not her fault. That no one should be mad at her at all and that anyone who is needs to cut their shit.


Imma kill a bitch. Imma kill a bitch brutally. I never thought about that before, but now that that bitch said that I want to beat the shit out of her.

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I think she had the right to push him (maybe not as much as she did, but at least to some extent), but if she did so she should have listened to him when he said to jump.
 
[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I think she had the right to push him (maybe not as much as she did, but at least to some extent), but if she did so she should have listened to him when he said to jump.

[/QUOTE]
Let me just put this here, which is my argument as to why, in my opinion, what that person said on her blog is wrong. I was going to send it to her, but it was past the character limit:


Screw you for making it seem like Carolina had all the right to work Church that hard. Yes, he didn't tell her his condition, but maybe that's because he didn't want to scare her and he thought he could do it. Yet, when it got down to it, he actually told her that he COULDNT FUCKING DO IT. He specifically told her he couldn't run all of those units at once (no A.I. fragment can, even a brand new one with no problems!). Yet Carolina forced him to anyway and didn't understand that working him too hard and PAST THE LIMITS OF EVEN A FULLY FUNCTIONAL A.I. would burn him out! Yes, I know, she needed to kill Sharkface. That's obvious to everyone, because he is an asshole that needs to die. But she had no care in the world for how much strain she was putting on Church. Even after he told her how spread thin he was, how he couldn't run all of those units, she still didn't let up on him or give him a break. So, yes, she is a bit if a bitch for not considering how much all of those units would fuck up her A.I. if they were all running at once. And she should have considered that, even during that fight.


I don't hate Carolina. Not by any means. But you making it seem like it was completely okay for her to ignore Church's pleads to stop working him so hard is really stupid of you to say. Because she should have considered that, at least for a second, yet she never did. Maybe if she had, Church would still be fine now, and maybe Carolina would be too. Still be working, still be functional, still be FOR SURE ALIVE, etc. Not that she is the main cause for his current condition after the fight, but she definitely contributed to it by working him so hard without giving a damn about him and focusing strictly on winning.
 
[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Let me just put this here, which is my argument as to why, in my opinion, what that person said on her blog is wrong. I was going to send it to her, but it was past the character limit:
Screw you for making it seem like Carolina had all the right to work Church that hard. Yes, he didn't tell her his condition, but maybe that's because he didn't want to scare her and he thought he could do it. Yet, when it got down to it, he actually told her that he COULDNT FUCKING DO IT. He specifically told her he couldn't run all of those units at once (no A.I. fragment can, even a brand new one with no problems!). Yet Carolina forced him to anyway and didn't understand that working him too hard and PAST THE LIMITS OF EVEN A FULLY FUNCTIONAL A.I. would burn him out! Yes, I know, she needed to kill Sharkface. That's obvious to everyone, because he is an asshole that needs to die. But she had no care in the world for how much strain she was putting on Church. Even after he told her how spread thin he was, how he couldn't run all of those units, she still didn't let up on him or give him a break. So, yes, she is a bit if a bitch for not considering how much all of those units would fuck up her A.I. if they were all running at once. And she should have considered that, even during that fight.


I don't hate Carolina. Not by any means. But you making it seem like it was completely okay for her to ignore Church's pleads to stop working him so hard is really stupid of you to say. Because she should have considered that, at least for a second, yet she never did. Maybe if she had, Church would still be fine now, and maybe Carolina would be too. Still be working, still be functional, still be FOR SURE ALIVE, etc. Not that she is the main cause for his current condition after the fight, but she definitely contributed to it by working him so hard without giving a damn about him and focusing strictly on winning.

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Remember what the counselor told Felix and Locus? And i quote, "Did you know Agent Carolina is 57% more likely to neglect her teammates when faced with a competitive situation?"
 
Mysterion7514 said:
Remember what the counselor told Felix and Locus? And i quote, "Did you know Agent Carolina is 57% more likely to neglect her teammates when faced with a competitive situation?"
Oh, I know. That's why I said that, because it makes perfect sense. I at first thought that the Counselor was bullshitting to save his ass, but now I know he's not.


 


ryanpk200 said:
Could you provide a link to the post?
I definitely could, but I don't want to.
 
I think me and my friends are about to start steaming Risk of Rain. If we start I think it may be the most entertaining thing on the internet since 9:54.
 
[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]
I definitely could, but I don't want to.

[/QUOTE]
I was in the mood to do a devil's advocate sort of thing. I wanted to see the original post so I could see what I had to work with.
 
[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I think me and my friends are about to start steaming Risk of Rain. If we start I think it may be the most entertaining thing on the internet since 9:54.

[/QUOTE]
I need a link to this stream.
 
[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Once we get it up I'll link you.

[/QUOTE]
When will it start and how long will it go for? Because I really want to watch it, but I have chores to do soon.


 


ryanpk200 said:
I was in the mood to do a devil's advocate sort of thing. I wanted to see the original post so I could see what I had to work with.
I just don't want to get into an argument with her (I believe it's a her??). Last time I got into an argument on tumblr, it wasn't pretty. I don't exactly want to do that ever again.
 
[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]When will it start and how long will it go for? Because I really want to watch it, but I have chores to do soon.
 



I just don't want to get into an argument with her (I believe it's a her??). Last time I got into an argument on tumblr, it wasn't pretty. I don't exactly want to do that ever again.

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Who the fuck does chores at 9 o clock at nite
 
So I found this on tumblr and had to show it here because it is SOO true. I totally do that any time I hear someone say that.


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Mysterion7514 said:
Who the fuck does chores at 9 o clock at nite
It's 7:10 here in Oregon, good sir. And we actually do chores that late or later at night sometimes. We hate doing them so late, bit sometimes are schedule just says "fuck you."

 

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