Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Shadowborn Omen]

Do you want to be on the same train as Mock after she watch's episode 11? Especially with what happens in that episode. I ain't dealing with that. I signed up to be her personal guard, not whatever.

I'm not scared of her, unlike some others in this chat.

 

[ryanpk200]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I'm not scared of her, unlike some others in this chat.

[/QUOTE]
I've never been in the fun room. I'd like to keep it that way.

 

[MockingXbird]

*crawls over to Shadow* B...Brother QwQ *is on fire*

 

[Mysterion7514]

*stands away watching to not get burnt*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*crawls over to Shadow* B...Brother QwQ *is on fire*

*pats head*


It's okay, sister. I know.


*puts out fire on hand*

 

[Atom]

Y'all just a bunch off wusses


She ain't nothing like nam


Nam.........

 

[Mysterion7514]

*watches* I ain't getting my ass burnt.


 
I'm pretty sure Mock killed everyone in her distress and sadness.

 

[ryanpk200]

Herk ble-ag

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*watches* I ain't getting my ass burnt.
 
I'm pretty sure Mock killed everyone in her distress and sadness.

Nope.

 

[MockingXbird]

*curls up in ball* Brother QwQ *starts stabbing the ground*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*curls up in ball* Brother QwQ *starts stabbing the ground*

It's not the ground's fault, sister. I promise.

 

[MockingXbird]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]It's not the ground's fault, sister. I promise.

[/QUOTE]
..... *stabs your foot*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

..... *stabs your foot*

It's not my fault either. I promise.


*takes knife away*


I'm also impervious to knives.


Unless I'm stabbed by them.


Then I'm not.


*thud*

 

[ryanpk200]

*eats popcorn while watching in the distance*


 

Stab him


 
*gives new knife to Mock*

 

[MockingXbird]

*eats popcorn while watching in the distance*
 

Stab him


 
*gives new knife to Mock*

...... *looks at knife* .....


*stares at pic * .....


*stares at you* .....EJNSSKSJKSKSKKSS *POUNCES ON YOU *

 

[ryanpk200]

You were supposed to stab Miles! Why me? At least I keep more than one knife on me. *side steps pounce and draws knife*

 

[Mysterion7514]

^^LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! This is all too funny!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

^^LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! This is all too funny!

You're sworn to protect my sister, this guy's threatening her with a knife. Do something!


I'll watch.


*takes popcorn from Ryan*

 

[ryanpk200]

I'm going to want that popcorn back. I don't want to hurt anyone. But in this case I have to in the name of self defense.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I'm going to want that popcorn back. I don't want to hurt anyone. But in this case I have to in the name of self defense.

Self defense against a princess is called assault.

 

[MockingXbird]

You were supposed to stab Miles! Why me? At least I keep more than one knife on me. *side steps pounce and draws knife*

Because I'm bored~♡ =w=


 

I'm going to want that popcorn back. I don't want to hurt anyone. But in this case I have to in the name of self defense.

If you touch my fucking popcorn I will chop off your dick


 
I am still not done with the feels train

 

[ryanpk200]

Fine. *puts knife away* I have a better idea.

 
Your popcorn?!?? It's mine. I brought it!

 

[MockingXbird]

Fine. *puts knife away* I have a better idea.

 
Your popcorn?!?? It's mine. I brought it!

Listen here you shit. Skyrim magic won't work on me


And it's not yours anymore! You gave it to me!


 
*Grabs flamethrower* I felt like eating marshmallows anyway

 

[Mysterion7514]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]You're sworn to protect my sister, this guy's threatening her with a knife. Do something!
I'll watch.


*takes popcorn from Ryan*

[/QUOTE]
I could, but considering what and why she is attacking him, he is screwed

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I could, but considering what and why she is attacking him, he is screwed

Well, I mean, he's screwed whether you help or not, but it's still your job.