Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Mysterion7514]

HEY THATS MINE

Oh dear god. Please not the shipping.

 

[Hibiscus]

Is it the good shit?

Yes...


 


[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Fuck yes you will. I am extremely protective. People know that the most efficient way to piss me off is to lay even just one finger in a bad way on my animals, especially my cows. I go apeshit on people who do that, because YOU DONT. FUCKING. DO THAT. EVER.
Imagine how it would be if someone did that to my kids that are my own flesh and blood and actually came from me, not just a living being that I love and protect dearly.

[/QUOTE]
*Looks through protective post*


...


*Sees no mention of me*


Aw.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I have claimed the 11000th post.

Okay, woop-fucking-do.


Now, which side do you claim it for?

 

[Wintermute]

If you touch this body I will put you in a box filled with fire ants

Been there, done that.

 

[Mysterion7514]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Okay, woop-fucking-do.
Now, which side do you claim it for?

[/QUOTE]
Well, let's see. I'm on Mock's personal guard. Do I need to say more?

 

[Atom]

Yes...
 



*Looks through protective post*


...


*Sees no mention of me*


Aw.

And have you begun your task,

 

[MockingXbird]

Been there, done that.

Ooooooo how was that?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

LOOK, Dark has joined us once more~
 



*looks at this post*


Yep


She's definitely my mother =w=


 



Definitely

Well, you did learn from the best.

 

[Hibiscus]

And have you begun your task,

On my own terms I have, not on yours!

 

[Wintermute]

Ooooooo how was that?

It was a mild tickling sensation. Very pleasant.

 

[Atom]

On my own terms I have, not on yours!

What?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I got the best Empress ever.

Damn skippy you do.


 

Oh yes~
I've been testing this new torture method I've heard of


It's where you feel people


Through their butt


Without medical procedure~

That is the one torture tactic that I don't want you to use because that sounds creepy as fuck.

 

[Mysterion7514]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Damn skippy you do.
 



That is the one torture tactic that I don't want you to use because that sounds creepy as fuck.

[/QUOTE]
And to think she's probably going to teach me how to do it so I can torture people like that as well.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I lost mine to Mock and the fun room.

I'm guessing you were aiming to make that sound really fucking dirty?

 

[MockingXbird]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Damn skippy you do.
 



That is the one torture tactic that I don't want you to use because that sounds creepy as fuck.

[/QUOTE]
.....*hides the five people I've done it to*

 

[Mysterion7514]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I'm guessing you were aiming to make that sound really fucking dirty?

[/QUOTE]
Damn skippy.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Yes...
 



*Looks through protective post*


...


*Sees no mention of me*


Aw.

Did I need to mention you in order for you to know that you are important to me? I didn't think I needed to.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Ahhhh horse shit. Missed the post count. Ahhh welll, the next big one is the one hundred thousandth post anyways. I'll bide my time till that.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Damn skippy.

Yeah, I like that quote too.

 

[Mysterion7514]

Tac, we're only at 11k

 

[MockingXbird]

Ahhhh horse shit. Missed the post count. Ahhh welll, the next big one is the one hundred thousandth post anyways. I'll bide my time till that.

Centy Senpai~ Hi~

 

[Mysterion7514]

Is it bad that I just googled the meaning of senpai?

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Did I need to mention you in order for you to know that you are important to me? I didn't think I needed to.

[/QUOTE]
You're a doll.

 

[Atom]

Is it bad that I just googled the meaning of senpai?

Nope. Japanese honorifics r bad

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Tac, we're only at 11k

And we'll be here a longgg fucking time.

Centy Senpai~ Hi~

Heeya Mock. Oh, forgot to mention. For Fathers day. . DAD TOOK THE ENTIRE FAMILY TO SEE JURASSIC WORLD!


FORTH TIME SEEING IT (Threeeee in theaters!!!) SO GOOD!