Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Assailant]

Exorcizamus te, Omnis Immundus Spiritus, Omnis Satanica Potestas, Omnis Incursio Infernalis Adversarii, Omnis Congregatio et Secta Diabolica, Ergo Draco Maledicte, Ut Ecclesiam Tuam Secura, Tibi Facias Libertate Servire, Te Rogamus, Audi Nos!"
 
It will work at some point

Nope. As a Latin scholar, I can tell you it will never work. There are crucial flaws in it.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

@ryanpk200 I got cho back

 

[ryanpk200]

*Surrounds in holy oil just in case*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

YAY
BROTHER. HUSBY. LOOK, I GOT A NEW KILLING PARTNER

:|


Oh God no. What have I done?!

 

[ryanpk200]

:|
Oh God no. What have I done?!

Sink the ship! Quickly! It will return everything to normal.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Sink the ship! Quickly! It will return everything to normal.

Ships do not end that easily! It took a solid week for Shadow and I's ship to sink! Months for the Dark-Mock-Daimi love triangle to be exploded!

 

[Assailant]

Sink the ship! Quickly! It will return everything to normal.

I am in your head!


I can only go down with you.


 
Hey Mock, why don't we kill Centy?


He's trying to get between Ryan-san and me.

 

[ryanpk200]

Ships do not end that easily! It took a solid week for Shadow and I's ship to sink! Months for the Dark-Mock-Daimi love triangle to be exploded!

You created it! You end it!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Ships do not end that easily! It took a solid week for Shadow and I's ship to sink! Months for the Dark-Mock-Daimi love triangle to be exploded!

I was never in a ship. One was created, but it was burned. In holy oil. Drenched with salt.

 

[Assailant]

You created it! You end it!

No one can stop our love!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

You created it! You end it!

I. . IT IS BEYOND ME! ASS MAN TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY!

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I was never in a ship. One was created, but it was burned. In holy oil. Drenched with salt.

[/QUOTE]
Huntrey tried when he made the great return of page 340. DUHHH!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I. . IT IS BEYOND ME! ASS MAN TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY!
Huntrey tried when he made the great return of page 340. DUHHH!

He tried. It burned. In holy oil. Drenched with salt.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]He tried. It burned. In holy oil. Drenched with salt.

[/QUOTE]
It still happened, damn it!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

It still happened, damn it!

You really fucking want me, don't you?

 

[Assailant]

It still happened, damn it!

I could bring it back?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I could bring it back?

It didn't happen! There's nothing to bring back!

 

[ryanpk200]

This ship goes down in a holy oil and salt fireball! *Covers it in holy oil and salt. Lights fire and jumps overboard*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]You really fucking want me, don't you?

[/QUOTE]
Oh don't flatter yourself. I'm a married man, anyways!

I could bring it back?

. . Look asshole, stick to Ryan.

 

[ryanpk200]

. . Look asshole, stick to Ryan.

Why do you encourage him?

 

[Assailant]

Why do you encourage him?

I'm in your head Ryan-San. Burning things won't get me away.


A show of how much I love you, I suppose.

 

[ryanpk200]

TAC is an asshole. Assailant starts with ass. Boom. Match made in heaven.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Why do you encourage him?

Partially due to resentment. For an hour yesterday, I couldn't check my notifications because of some LITTLE SHIT TARD.

 

[Assailant]

TAC is an asshole. Assailant starts with ass. Boom. Match made in heaven.

Your title is Dovahkiin. The Dovahkiin attacks Dragons. This makes him an assailant.


Boom, match made in heaven.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Oh don't flatter yourself. I'm a married man, anyways!

You've already proven you're unloyal.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]You've already proven you're unloyal.

[/QUOTE]
That's just. . You wound me, ser.