Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Shadowborn Omen]

Because a friend and I were like, fuck it, let's live stream WoT. And then I bounced off an MT-25 with a T95. Now I don't even know if physics exist any more.

Totes would have watched.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

What's up with everyone streaming these days? Literally the second person I know who streams ._.

 

[Daimao]

Because people are discovering Twitch

 

[TheAncientCelt]

It's been around for years ._____.

 

[ryanpk200]

It's been around for years ._____.

Look a whale!

 

[Assailant]

I am no demon.


I am an angel.


I am senpai's angel.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Look a whale!

:l

 

[ryanpk200]

:l

.___________________________.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

.___________________________.

So..I've recently got into One Piece...

 

[Daimao]

It's been around for years ._____.

Exactly

 

[ryanpk200]

@Assailant Exorcizamus te, Omnis Immundus Spiritus, Omnis Satanica Potestas, Omnis Incursio Infernalis Adversarii, Omnis Congregatio et Secta Diabolica, Ergo Draco Maledicte, Ut Ecclesiam Tuam Secura, Tibi Facias Libertate Servire, Te Rogamus, Audi Nos! Adios Bitch!

 

[Assailant]

@Assailant Exorcizamus te, Omnis Immundus Spiritus, Omnis Satanica Potestas, Omnis Incursio Infernalis Adversarii, Omnis Congregatio et Secta Diabolica, Ergo Draco Maledicte, Ut Ecclesiam Tuam Secura, Tibi Facias Libertate Servire, Te Rogamus, Audi Nos! Adios Bitch!

You know I can read and speak Latin, right? That "spell" won't work on me. For one, there's only one of you, nullifying the spell instantly.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

You know, Ryan. I'd be willing to help if this chant doesn't work. If you agree to be my faithful slave until I win the one hundred thousandth post!

 

[ryanpk200]

What is the job description?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Basically you do what I say, and even if you disagree with me or it ends in your maiming, you won't say no. You also must send Bryce a hate letter once a day.


Huntrey gets five a day.

 

[ryanpk200]

I think I'm better off staying with the ignore button and not having my curiosity get the better of me when I see "show ignored content".

 

[TheAncientCelt]

You don't see what Assailant is saying? It's some graphic stuff...


It's okay, you're not his first target. He aimed to seduce Church first...

 

[Assailant]

I think I'm better off staying with the ignore button and not having my curiosity get the better of me when I see "show ignored content".

Seeeeeeeeennnnppppaaaaaaaiiiii


 

You don't see what Assailant is saying? It's some graphic stuff...
It's okay, you're not his first target. He aimed to seduce Church first...

Senpai, can you see what the hell he's talking about?

 

[Daimao]

I'm the only senpai here

 

[ryanpk200]

@Assailant Go after Daimao

 

[Assailant]

@Assailant Go after Daimao

Never Senpai. I only love you.

 

[MockingXbird]

LOL, nevermind xD the Lucifer role is all Ass's

 

[ryanpk200]

TAC You know what I'll take you up on the assassination of Assailant. I don't care for rewards.

 

[Assailant]

TAC You know what I'll take you up on the assassination of Assailant. I don't care for rewards.

No one can break our love senpai

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I'm glad you agreed to our arrangement. .


Mock~ Did you know Assailant was making fun of your Fun Room? He said it's a second rate torture chamber.