Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[ryanpk200]

*SKYRIM EPIC MUSIC*

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin


naal ok zin los vahriin


wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!


Ahrk fin norok paal graan


fod nust hon zindro zaan


Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!


Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod


Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!


Wo lost fron wah ney dov


ahrk fin reyliik do jul


voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein


Ahrk fin kel lost prodah,


Do ved viing ko fin krah,


Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!


Alduin, feyn do jun,


kruziik vokun staadnau,


voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein!


Nuz aan sul, fent alok,


fod fin vul dovah nok,


fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!


Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot!


Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin


naal ok zin los vahriin


wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!


Ahrk fin norok paal graan


fod nust hon zindro zaan


Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

AH GOOD! MY RED ZEALOT FRIEND IS HERE! SPAM WITH US!

 

[MockingXbird]

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
naal ok zin los vahriin


wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!


Ahrk fin norok paal graan


fod nust hon zindro zaan


Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!


Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod


Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!


Wo lost fron wah ney dov


ahrk fin reyliik do jul


voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein


Ahrk fin kel lost prodah,


Do ved viing ko fin krah,


Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!


Alduin, feyn do jun,


kruziik vokun staadnau,


voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein!


Nuz aan sul, fent alok,


fod fin vul dovah nok,


fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!


Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot!


Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin


naal ok zin los vahriin


wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!


Ahrk fin norok paal graan


fod nust hon zindro zaan


Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

Bless you

 

[Assailant]

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
naal ok zin los vahriin


wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!


Ahrk fin norok paal graan


fod nust hon zindro zaan


Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!


Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod


Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!


Wo lost fron wah ney dov


ahrk fin reyliik do jul


voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein


Ahrk fin kel lost prodah,


Do ved viing ko fin krah,


Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!


Alduin, feyn do jun,


kruziik vokun staadnau,


voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein!


Nuz aan sul, fent alok,


fod fin vul dovah nok,


fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!


Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot!


Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin


naal ok zin los vahriin


wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!


Ahrk fin norok paal graan


fod nust hon zindro zaan


Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

I learned how to sing that song from memory.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I always joined the Empire in Skyrim. They seemed to have their shit together.

 

[ryanpk200]

Long live the Empire!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Damn dirty Nords! Kill them all!


I uh, mean, for the Empire! Down with the Thalmor. . Yeaaaah!


No seriously, the Nords seem so god damn boring.

 

[Assailant]

I always joined the Empire in Skyrim. They seemed to have their shit together.

STORMCLOAKS!!!

Long live the Empire!

Nevermind, Empire.


Always Senpaii.

 

[MockingXbird]

HEY. I'M A BIRD YOU FUCKTARD

 

[TheAncientCelt]

STORMCLOAKS!!!
Nevermind, Empire.


Always Senpaii.

Oh screw the damned Storm Cloaks. General Tullius was a brilliant and inspiring man.


 
You're uh. . Bird?

 

[MockingXbird]

....


 
Nord *

 

[Assailant]

I always sided with the storm cloaks.

 

[MockingXbird]

Thank you autocorrect


 
Thanks for the FUCKING FAIL SPELLCHECK

 

[Assailant]

Whenever someone calls it "the voice," I always just say "The cool kids call it the Thu'um"

 

[MockingXbird]

STFU

 

[Assailant]

Wait, but TAC... you're a rebel...


doesn't that make you a Stormcloak?

 

[Assailant]

Also, the OOC RP... still waiting. I ain't leaving you.

 

[MockingXbird]

QAQ

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Boom

[/QUOTE]
Nice.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

NO! NO! NO! NO !NO NON!NO!


NO! NOT AGAIN!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

TAC you're a cheater.

 

[MockingXbird]

LOL

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Whatttt? How am I ever a cheater?

 

[MockingXbird]

AT least you claimed the 1000 page

 

[ryanpk200]

Becoming Lopez


+I get rid of the Assailant


-I am a gay robot


-I am sometimes just a head


*Unloads several clips from the colt into Assailant's head. Crushes his skull. Chops his body into several million pieces. Burn in each and contain ashes of each piece. Spreads ashes across the many dimensions. Preforms an exorcism at each location*


I should now be rid of Assailant.