Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[AvidElmV2]

I woke up extremly dizzy and light headed YAY

You got ruphied last night. I was the one who did it. I ruphied your orange juice. And then I accidentally drank your orange juice..... Never mind, you didn't get ruphied.

 

[MockingXbird]

Figured xD I didn't have orange juice last night..DUMBASS LOLOLOL


*trips* .....Ow...


Help. I've fallen and I can't get up

 

[AvidElmV2]

Figured xD I didn't have orange juice last night..DUMBASS LOLOLOL
*trips* .....Ow...


Help. I've fallen and I can't get up

*covers Mock in dirt and tries to hide her body*


Shhhh....

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Why the hell are laptop batteries so damn expensive?!


My battery's now a casualty so I can only get on my computer when it's plugged in...


$47 on sale, like what the fuckkkk


There's one on eBay by BestBuy for $17 what the shitttttt

 

[Mysterion7514]

My finals arent until May 28th and 29th, which are the last two days of school. I have a crap ton of study guides I have to do.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Yo yo yo guys, what's up?

 

[AvidElmV2]

Yo yo yo guys, what's up?

EW.... It's you...


I mean, hiiiiiiii.....

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*Assassin is hired to kill me, him and his group try, I kill all of them except the "main" assassin and keep him alive to question him*


*He tells me if I don't kill him his contractors will, and that the only way he can live is if he joins me and fights with me*


*I tell him he can fight alongside me*


Templar: Oh, so we're letting the assassin in, now?


Witch: What a great idea! However, if I were you, I'd examine my food and drink far more closely from now on.


Assassin: *Lying on ground, wounded* *Says cheerfully* That's splendid advice for anyone.


Me: *Dying of laughter*


Game: (Templar disapproves, -10 approval rating)


Game: (Witch disapproves, -3 approval rating)


Me: *Stops laughing*

 

[AvidElmV2]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]*Assassin is hired to kill me, him and his group try, I kill all of them except the "main" assassin and keep him alive to question him*
*He tells me if I don't kill him his contractors will, and that the only way he can live is if he joins me and fights with me*


*I tell him he can fight alongside me*


Templar: Oh, so we're letting the assassin in, now?


Witch: What a great idea! However, if I were you, I'd examine my food and drink far more closely from now on.


Assassin: *Lying on ground, wounded* *Says cheerfully* That's splendid advice for anyone.


Me: *Dying of laughter*


Game: (Templar disapproves, -10 approval rating)


Game: (Witch disapproves, -3 approval rating)


Me: *Stops laughing*

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What are you playing...?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

What are you playing...?

Dragon Age Origins.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Man, Zevran, Morrigan and Allistair were my team. I loved their discussions in-game, even if Allistair was a glass cannon out of cannon balls.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Man, Zevran, Morrigan and Allistair were my team. I loved their discussions in-game, even if Allistair was a glass cannon out of cannon balls.

Fuckin' right?!


Allistair's my main man for damage taking. You get him the right stuff and he's like those Asian guys that spend 16 hours a day slamming bricks and steel rods into their unmentionables.


Minor spoiler alert.


Talking about Alistair, I gave that asshole the prank gift that gives him -50 approval rating, then gave him a shit ton of rotten onions, and got him to the lowest approval rating, and that shitbird still treated me with respect! Well fuck him too! It's impossible to get him to hate you. Until you let Loghain onto your team...


Anyways, after that I had to reload my previous save because I couldn't play with him at his lowest approval rating, you can't not love that (literal) royal bastard can you?

 

[AvidElmV2]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Fuckin' right?!
Allistair's my main man for damage taking. You get him the right stuff and he's like those Asian guys that spend 16 hours a day slamming bricks and steel rods into their unmentionables.


Minor spoiler alert.


Talking about Alistair, I gave that asshole the prank gift that gives him -50 approval rating, then gave him a shit ton of rotten onions, and got him to the lowest approval rating, and that shitbird still treated me with respect! Well fuck him too! It's impossible to get him to hate you. Until you let Loghain onto your team...


Anyways, after that I had to reload my previous save because I couldn't play with him at his lowest approval rating, you can't not love that (literal) royal bastard can you?

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............


Asian's, man....

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Figured xD I didn't have orange juice last night..DUMBASS LOLOLOL
*trips* .....Ow...


Help. I've fallen and I can't get up

Hello lIFE ALERT WE NEED SOME HELP OVER HERA.


 
I just got an account on twitter, and there already are a bunch of people who are following me. I don't even know who the fuck they are. I DONT UNDERSTAND.

 

[AvidElmV2]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Hello lIFE ALERT WE NEED SOME HELP OVER HERA.
 
I just got an account on twitter, and there already are a bunch of people who are following me. I don't even know who the fuck they are. I DONT UNDERSTAND.

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Social media man..... A stalkers paradise! Young teens follow random people who they don't even know and tell me their passwords, social security numbers, address's- Wait, I'm the only one that does that?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Social media man..... A stalkers paradise! Young teens follow random people who they don't even know and tell me their passwords, social security numbers, address's- Wait, I'm the only one that does that?

I hope that no one does it.


And just for the record, I don't follow/friend someone unless I know who they are.

 

[AvidElmV2]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I hope that no one does it.
And just for the record, I don't follow/friend someone unless I know who they are.

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I used Facebook for awhile. And then random people started messaging me about bingo. It was then that I realized my grandmother was adding people to my profile just so she could get more bingo cards.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*Templar thanks me for going and doing an entire new fucking quest so I don't have to kill anyone to exorcise the child of the man who raised him, I respond accordingly*


Templar: Good. Now that the warm, fuzzy part of the day is over with we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. Oh wait, it's not Tuesday, is it?


God damn some of Alistair's dialogue.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I used Facebook for awhile. And then random people started messaging me about bingo. It was then that I realized my grandmother was adding people to my profile just so she could get more bingo cards.

xD That's a good grandmother. Lol.


I have, like, 10 followers in the first 24 hours that I've had my twitter, and I know absolutely none of them. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.


Also, this site changed A LOT.


 
There is this guy that is in the national guard or whatever, and they keep calling him the Master Chief. I'm dying from laughter and fangirling.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Fuckin' right?!
Allistair's my main man for damage taking. You get him the right stuff and he's like those Asian guys that spend 16 hours a day slamming bricks and steel rods into their unmentionables.


Minor spoiler alert.


Talking about Alistair, I gave that asshole the prank gift that gives him -50 approval rating, then gave him a shit ton of rotten onions, and got him to the lowest approval rating, and that shitbird still treated me with respect! Well fuck him too! It's impossible to get him to hate you. Until you let Loghain onto your team...


Anyways, after that I had to reload my previous save because I couldn't play with him at his lowest approval rating, you can't not love that (literal) royal bastard can you?

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Lmao. My first playthrough, I gave them all gifts not realizing that they could backfire. EVERYONE hated me. I had to reload the game, because of course I was aiming to romance Morrigan. She's too delightful to NOT romance. So yeah, been there. And really? After having the lady of Redcliffe be sacrificed, Allistair hated me. For a while.


I literally equipped Allistair with the BEST, of everything. And I rocked a heavy melee crew. I was a Daelish Elf, melee, Allistair, and we had Zevran. And the fucking rogue would last longer then him! I even gave him the dragon scale armor you get in Denerium. I love him, he was one of the reasons why the last two hours of the game story wise were so fucking epic. But. . It's just. He handicapped my party. I would of been better if I didn't kill the old crane in the mages tower.


But I had to get Morrigan's approval.


 
What sucks is Dragon Age 2. I hated it. HATED it.


The story was bad, the constant time skips and off screen "friends' you make were contrived. The journies that Hawke had out of the game were more interesting then what we were doing, apart from the Qunari. THe Mage stuff all shoe horned at the end, after a large segment of the game ignoring them, was just so shitty. The fact it was stationed in a single city, the same dull landscapes, and the partners were just.. I hate Varric, I hate all of them. But Merrill.


I've played a bit of Inquisition, but like.. Once I got into the HinterLands I was thinking, "This is boring." I haven't picked it up in two months.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Lmao. My first playthrough, I gave them all gifts not realizing that they could backfire. EVERYONE hated me. I had to reload the game, because of course I was aiming to romance Morrigan. She's too delightful to NOT romance. So yeah, been there. And really? After having the lady of Redcliffe be sacrificed, Allistair hated me. For a while.
I literally equipped Allistair with the BEST, of everything. And I rocked a heavy melee crew. I was a Daelish Elf, melee, Allistair, and we had Zevran. And the fucking rogue would last longer then him! I even gave him the dragon scale armor you get in Denerium. I love him, he was one of the reasons why the last two hours of the game story wise were so fucking epic. But. . It's just. He handicapped my party. I would of been better if I didn't kill the old crane in the mages tower.


But I had to get Morrigan's approval.


 
What sucks is Dragon Age 2. I hated it. HATED it.


The story was bad, the constant time skips and off screen "friends' you make were contrived. The journies that Hawke had out of the game were more interesting then what we were doing, apart from the Qunari. THe Mage stuff all shoe horned at the end, after a large segment of the game ignoring them, was just so shitty. The fact it was stationed in a single city, the same dull landscapes, and the partners were just.. I hate Varric, I hate all of them. But Merrill.


I've played a bit of Inquisition, but like.. Once I got into the HinterLands I was thinking, "This is boring." I haven't picked it up in two months.

I'm pretty sure Morrigan is everyone's go-to romance character.


I was getting all the achievements for romancing the characters and after sleeping with Zevran I accidentally saved over my main save file. Needless to say, Morrigan was down my fucking throat about it. Now, Zevran gets jelly as fuck anytime I say anything to Morrigan.


But really, can't a guy seek an adventurous homosexual relationship with the assassin that was trying to kill him not to long ago every once I a while? I mean, it's not that crazy, right?


...right?


Anyways, after his "I know of plenty of poisons that I could have ingested that would be completely harmless to me but be killing you at this very moment" comment I vowed he was never getting another romance with any of my characters.


And don't spoil the other games, I just recently got them all and I'm replaying Origins before I jump into them.


 
Guys, the site update is tripping me out.

 

[Wintermute]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I'm pretty sure Morrigan is everyone's go-to romance character.
I was getting all the achievements for romancing the characters and after sleeping with Zevran I accidentally saved over my main save file. Needless to say, Morrigan was down my fucking throat about it. Now, Zevran gets jelly as fuck anytime I say anything to Morrigan.


But really, can't a guy seek an adventurous homosexual relationship with the assassin that was trying to kill him not to long ago every once I a while? I mean, it's not that crazy, right?


...right?


Anyways, after his "I know of plenty of poisons that I could have ingested that would be completely harmless to me but be killing you at this very moment" comment I vowed he was never getting another romance with any of my characters.


And don't spoil the other games, I just recently got them all and I'm replaying Origins before I jump into them.


 
Guys, the site update is tripping me out.

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I know, right?


Its pretty cool though.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Guys, the site update is tripping me out.

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TRUE.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I'm pretty sure Morrigan is everyone's go-to romance character.
I was getting all the achievements for romancing the characters and after sleeping with Zevran I accidentally saved over my main save file. Needless to say, Morrigan was down my fucking throat about it. Now, Zevran gets jelly as fuck anytime I say anything to Morrigan.


But really, can't a guy seek an adventurous homosexual relationship with the assassin that was trying to kill him not to long ago every once I a while? I mean, it's not that crazy, right?


...right?


Anyways, after his "I know of plenty of poisons that I could have ingested that would be completely harmless to me but be killing you at this very moment" comment I vowed he was never getting another romance with any of my characters.


And don't spoil the other games, I just recently got them all and I'm replaying Origins before I jump into them.


 
Guys, the site update is tripping me out.

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Nope. You and everyone else are NOT allowed to go after her. morrigan is mine. Ya hear me? MINE!


Lmao, nice one. Zevran I always flirted with, but I never did much with him. If I had to pick anyone to go gay for, it'd be him though. And I don't know what you're talking about, what's a relationship without a bit of murder threats being thrown around? I'd still hit it and quit it with Zevran, just wear protection next time.


Alrighty then, but just be prepare for disappointment. That's all they have in store for 'em.


 
I don't mind the new site too much. it's a lot more. . rectangle-y. But it's nice.

 

[AvidElmV2]

Nope. You and everyone else are NOT allowed to go after her. morrigan is mine. Ya hear me? MINE!
Lmao, nice one. Zevran I always flirted with, but I never did much with him. If I had to pick anyone to go gay for, it'd be him though. And I don't know what you're talking about, what's a relationship without a bit of murder threats being thrown around? I'd still hit it and quit it with Zevran, just wear protection next time.


Alrighty then, but just be prepare for disappointment. That's all they have in store for 'em.


 
I don't mind the new site too much. it's a lot more. . rectangle-y. But it's nice.

I liked I.U. better....