Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[1stLt HChurch]

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Please watch this video. You all better know who this is, because this video is perfect and I love it so much. If you don't know, you're dead to me.


 

Okay, we cannot take their votes into account!

Oregon: Fuck yes we can. *looks at TAC for a moment, acting like she is in total concentration*


Oregon: Yup. Definitely a dog.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I put my phone's name is as "The Titantic" so whenever I plug it in it says "The Titantic is Syncing"


...


On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm going to hell.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch][media]


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Please watch this video. You all better know who this is, because this video is perfect and I love it so much. If you don't know, you're dead to me.


 



Oregon: Fuck yes we can. *looks at TAC for a moment, acting like she is in total concentration*


Oregon: Yup. Definitely a dog.

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. . I AM NOT A DOG DAMN IT!-___-

 

[Assailant]

Valkyrie : Oh Sir Maxy....would you like to be my expiriment instead? What a brave and amazing volunteer~!
.....Ah Val =w=

Max: Uh... um...


Max: Max, are you... choking up?


Max: I am not gonna be outshone in the female department by an AI lover.


Max: Don't worry... he's just about the only Max that could beat you in the female department.


Max: I would say that's low, if it weren't true.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

. . I AM NOT A DOG DAMN IT!-___-

Oregon: Aw, you poor little puppy. *pats head sarcastically* It's okay, bud. You'll get used to it soon enough. Denial is the first stage.


 
Okay, but seriously. Did anyone watch the video? Because I really want to see if you all know who that guy is from the video. I bet you do, but I still want to see.

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Oregon: Aw, you poor little puppy. *pats head sarcastically* It's okay, bud. You'll get used to it soon enough. Denial is the first stage.
 
Okay, but seriously. Did anyone watch the video? Because I really want to see if you all know who that guy is from the video. I bet you do, but I still want to see.

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Nope!


I mean, I watched it, but I don't know where he's from.

 

[MockingXbird]

Oh right...I forgot to put in Val's CS that she can use magic About a year she's had it.


She can take away your senses my touch owo Meaning she can take away pain and gut you,string you see her take you apart in horror that you know you'll feel it soon

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Oh right...I forgot to put in Val's CS that she can use magic About a year she's had it.
She can take away your senses my touch owo Meaning she can take away pain and gut you,string you see her take you apart in horror that you know you'll feel it soon

...my kid is one intense motherfucker.


 

Nope!
I mean, I watched it, but I don't know where he's from.

Lol. I'm not going to say who it is for a while, unless someone guesses soon. Someone is bound to guess soon.

 

[Assailant]

Oh right...I forgot to put in Val's CS that she can use magic About a year she's had it.
She can take away your senses my touch owo Meaning she can take away pain and gut you,string you see her take you apart in horror that you know you'll feel it soon

Max: I can't believe you man


Max: What?


Max: *sigh* nothing.

 

[MockingXbird]

I try my best mother


Val: So~ Sir Maxy, ready for that test? *innocent happy eyes*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Ain't that Wash?

 

[Assailant]

Max: *gulps* I... uh...


Canon Max: *walks in* This Max is treachery to my name.


Max: Yes?


Canon Max: *rubs bridge of nose in frustration*

 

[MockingXbird]

*finally watches video* ....*hears his voice* O.o ERMERGERD WASH ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡¿

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Ain't that Wash?

YES!! Someone guessed it! Yup! That is Shannon (I forgot his last name, and I'm too lazy to look), his voice actor. And since Wash loves cats, this video is so hilarious.

 

[MockingXbird]

Val:.....one will do *grabs Max and walks off* We are going to have so much fun let's start off with the bones in the foot ok?


 
I KNEW THE MOMENT I SAW THE FACE I WAS LIKE


....wait a minute......


*sees video name has cats in it* WAIT A MINUTES


*hears his voice* KSKSNSKDNKSDNKD♡♡♡

 

[Assailant]

Canon Max: How are there even two versions of us? Two... DIFFERENT ones, at that?


Max: Whatever you wish, lady Valkyrie.


Canon Max: So different...

 

[MockingXbird]

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[Hibiscus]

Alright, ladies and gentleman. I bid you farewell. Tomorrow is one of the most important days of my life, as it defines the entirety of next year. That being said, when I get done with that activity... I might be really happy, really pissed, or really out of it. One way or another I'm posting for a bunch of RPs tomorrow, but please don't pester me if they aren't to my usual standards.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Val:.....one will do *grabs Max and walks off* We are going to have so much fun let's start off with the bones in the foot ok?
 
I KNEW THE MOMENT I SAW THE FACE I WAS LIKE


....wait a minute......


*sees video name has cats in it* WAIT A MINUTES


*hears his voice* KSKSNSKDNKSDNKD♡♡♡

The first time I watched the video last year I was laughing and fangirling so bad it was embarrassing. I just found it again on Tumblr and I had to share it here.


 

...this... xD

I've seen that one before. xD

 

[MockingXbird]

IT ALL MAKE SENSE


WASH IS A CAT


 

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Wow, no notifications. .


Fucking Hell.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

IT ALL MAKE SENSE
WASH IS A CAT


 

Wash is just so *squeals*


 

Wow, no notifications. .
Fucking Hell.

Does it really surprise you anymore? Because it shouldn't.

 

[MockingXbird]

...so...I love living in these apartments besides this outdoors shopping mall...however...I also live by a Sandbar (it's like this party beach kinda bar)


They have a DJ for Cinco de fucking mayo (However it's spelled)


LOUD


AS


FUCK


I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO GO OVER


AND SHOVE ALL THOSE BEERS AND SONG UP THEIR ASSES


LWT. ME..SLEEEEEPPPPP

 

[Assailant]

So, how are you guys doing?


Because I'm a potato.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I always assumed after that science short Wash was the real one and he had just stayed in the ice bath for a couple hundred years.