Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[1stLt HChurch]

That's a good teacher.


On a happier note, I just watched the newest RvB episode. Needless to say, I nearly died from laughter at Tucker, and I'm at school. He was so enthusiastic about telling them all about how Junior came to be and showing them the picture! He could hardly contain himself! It was so CUTE!! Oh my gods, it was so hilarious and adorable.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]On a happier note, I just watched the newest RvB episode. Needless to say, I nearly died from laughter at Tucker, and I'm at school. He was so enthusiastic about telling them all about how Junior came to be and showing them the picture! He could hardly contain himself! It was so CUTE!! Oh my gods, it was so hilarious and adorable.

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Oh my goodness yes.

 

[Wintermute]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]WHAT?! Does Tucker have a pic of Junior?! Oh my god, I have to watch the new episode as soon as I can!! Oddly enough, I find it adorable that Tucker has a little fucked up kid. Especially since he seems to be the one thing that Tucker truly cares about.
 



That's not Maine, or York. That's Sharkface, from season 9. Remember: York straight up lost his eye due to shrapnel. He didn't have it burnt to a crisp.


 



Also, it is confirmed in the wiki that the guy is indeed Sharkface.

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OMG YES ITS SO CUTE


JUNIOR FTW


 
The new episode is so fucking awesome xD

 

[MockingXbird]

RPNATION. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

 

[Assailant]

Just watch the episode, and I'm confused. What's CAIRN? What happened with the weapons?

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

Just watch the episode, and I'm confused. What's CAIRN? What happened with the weapons?

CHARON Industries is what is called, I believe.


The weapons all activated randomly in the episode before when Tucker turned on his sword, activating the tower.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Jesus, people need to learn how to focking drive.


Charon Industries is a weapons manufacturer who's partnered up with the UNSC, and now seeks to fully take advantage of planets where the UNSC has little to no jurisdiction with. It was the primary rival to Project Freelancer, the two essentially fought each other constantly to get an edge over the other.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

OMG YES ITS SO CUTE
JUNIOR FTW


 
The new episode is so fucking awesome xD

True. Very very true. I loved it. Tucker was just so adorable.


 

Jesus, people need to learn how to focking drive.
Charon Industries is a weapons manufacturer who's partnered up with the UNSC, and now seeks to fully take advantage of planets where the UNSC has little to no jurisdiction with. It was the primary rival to Project Freelancer, the two essentially fought each other constantly to get an edge over the other.

That industry was the group that the Agents always fought in seasons 9 and 10.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Psh.


I liked Tucker before it was cool.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]True. Very very true. I loved it. Tucker was just so adorable.
 



That industry was the group that the Agents always fought in seasons 9 and 10.

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Mhhhm. I didn't expect Shark Face to be a mental mess, he seriously gives off the Meta vibe in how he needs to be persuaded to help. I expect him to be just a dominating force, when he comes out though.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Psh.
I liked Tucker before it was cool.

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You're not the only one, bro.


#BlueTeamForLife

 

[Assailant]

Huh. I Did NOT understand the Freelancer arc. Ironic, given the role-play I'm in.


God, this is gonna be annoying, but who's Sharkface?


 


[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]You're not the only one, bro.
#BlueTeamForLife

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I liked Tucker, buuuuuuuut....


#RedTeamForLife

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Yep, I've always been a red team kinda man. Sarge really touches me, emotionally. Simmons is like the brother I've never wanted, and Grif. . I can just close my eyes and see myself living his life. Lopez is like my uncle, except he's a robot. And Donut just touches me too.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Huh. I Did NOT understand the Freelancer arc. Ironic, given the role-play I'm in.
God, this is gonna be annoying, but who's Sharkface?


 



I liked Tucker, buuuuuuuut....


#RedTeamForLife

1) I don't know what's so hard to understand about the Freelancer story. I understand the story perfectly. But, everyone's minds work differently, and I've heard quite a few people say that they don't understand it. I've also watched those seasons way too much for my own good because of the CGI and absolutely amazing story, so I guess that helps me to understand it more. *shrug*


2) Go watch season 9, episode 15. He's the guy with the flamethrower and shark mask that Wash and Carolina fight for a couple minutes or so.


3)


#rude


#hater


 

Yep, I've always been a red team kinda man. Sarge really touches me, emotionally. Simmons is like the brother I've never wanted, and Grif. . I can just close my eyes and see myself living his life. Lopez is like my uncle, except he's a robot. And Donut just touches me too.

Donut touches everyone without even meaning to.


I just love the conversations among the Blue (I just realized that my phone has Blue set to be capitalized now. Good phone) soldiers, and just what they say in general. They make me crack up all the damn time, and I talk like them (not the best thing to say, but I do). Because I'm such a sarcastic, snarky asshole. Like, you don't understand how much more I love the Blue Team than the Red Team. They have Church, Wash, Tucker, Junior, Caboose, Tex, they HAD Sister, Sheila. Even Freckles! They be amazing.


Grif is definitely my favorite person on Red Team, though. He always makes me laugh. All the rest of the Red soldiers are at a tie for second favorite Red Team member.


 
I also sometimes scream like Church and Wash do...I'm in too deep.

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]
2) Go watch season 9, episode 15. He's the guy with the flamethrower and shark mask that Wash and Carolina fight for a couple minutes or so.

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I remember that. "This is the worst gun ever... of all time."

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I remember that. "This is the worst gun ever... of all time."

Yes. Naturally, I love that quote.


"What the hell? It bounces?? Who designs a gun that bounces?! This is the worst gun, ever. Of all ti-"

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]#rude
#hater

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I agree.

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I also sometimes scream like Church and Wash do...I'm in too deep.

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*radio static*


Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission. Effective immediately. Calling an immediate retreat of all Blue Team fan-soldiers.


*more static*

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Donut touches everyone without even meaning to.

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Hey guys, can we stop talking about Donut "touching" people? Ew. ( )

 

[MockingXbird]

>~>

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

@Huntrey


Did you lose all your souls when that phantom killed you?


...Hopefully you did, because I may have just lost my souls...

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

Hey, so who is next to post with Michigan, Oregon, Oklahoma and Louisiana?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Jesus Christ! RP Nation just decided I no longer needed notifications.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

Jesus Christ! RP Nation just decided I no longer needed notifications.

Yeah, she does that. The site is a bit temperamental sometimes.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Jesus Christ! RP Nation just decided I no longer needed notifications.

You'd think after a while you'd all stop relying on notifications.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I agree.
*radio static*


Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission. Effective immediately. Calling an immediate retreat of all Blue Team fan-soldiers.


*more static*

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*static*


I can't make it out alive. They have me trapped. There is no way I'm making it out of this. Goodbye, cruel world. Please remember me for what I was, as well as my sarcasm....


*fuck ton of dramatic static*


(Hell ya that rhymed.)


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]You'd think after a while you'd all stop relying on notifications.

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I never have and I never will. I just check it when I'm bored, stay until it dies or I have to go, then come back when I'm bored. A simple, never ending cycle.