Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

The new episode of Red versus Blue, matey.


Shark face is now his canonical name, astounding! I just. . Cannot wait to see him in action.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

Yeah... I haven't been able to see it yet, Ancient.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

That's a shame Sithy, it's a good episode.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

Alright. I just watched it. I am a little confused as to why York is calling himself Sharkface now, but okay.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

That's. . Not York? York was shot a long time ago. . .And confirmed KIA.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

Hm. Alright.


I find it interesting that they look so similar, then. You're probably right, though. My theory also doesn't explain how York and Sharkface were able to be in the same base fighting on two different sides, either.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="Darth Corvus]Hm. Alright.
I find it interesting that they look so similar, then. You're probably right, though. My theory also doesn't explain how York and Sharkface were able to be in the same base fighting on two different sides, either.

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York's hair color is brown. That guy's hair color was black. There's a physical difference.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]York's hair color is brown. That guy's hair color was black. There's a physical difference.

[/QUOTE]
Fair enough.


 
Okay, weird question: How come we have yet to see a black guy in RvB besides the Chairman? Am I forgetting people, or was he litterally the only one? I mean, there was one black prisoner who grabbed his cell bars a couple episodes back, but that was it I think.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Tucker is strongly suggested to be black, but I don't think race particularly matters. Color is color, and especially in a world where you fight aliens and people are divided among much deeper lines, it wouldn't make too much of an impact for some characters to be asian, white, or black over what they currently are.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

Fair enough. I am curious, though, because it makes you wonder why there are only white people hangin' around. What happened to all the others?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Hrmm, could be that Project Freelancer only dived into one genetic pool, for agents? If this is based off of America in the future, the UNSC separated by language barriers or something of the sort, it could make sense. The population of white people vs black people in current day America has a massive gape between them. Black people make up 13% of the population, with Asians, Native Americans, and White people making up a bit over sixty, and likely that a majority of that is white people, all things considered.


So even through just numbers, I could see a circumstance rising that there are just more white people around because there are more white people to choose from, compared to blacks. And in Freelancer, for agents, choosing only those who they thought had the best genetics in the project could of made it more exclusive, too. Hard to really say, as we've seen only a handful of the fifty agents.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

True, true. I like the thinking you put out, though. I will admit that I didn't think of it like that.

 

[Ian Temero]

I finally get on and see @Huntrey 's UNSC post...


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Gosh Dang IT!


Now I have to go back, figure out who all is in the main group and figure out what equipment they have! And to top it all off, I (still) have to figure out how to get Utah out of the literal hole that I buried him in!(>n<)


I am just so hard to please right now.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

@Huntrey[/URL] 's UNSC post...
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...


Gosh Dang IT!


Now I have to go back, figure out who all is in the main group and figure out what equipment they have! And to top it all off, I (still) have to figure out how to get Utah out of the literal hole that I buried him in!(>n<)


I am just so hard to please right now.

Let's not have Utah be rescued. He can be our level headed techno-geek, like Wade from Kim Possible!

 

[Wintermute]

Eeh


So many pages. Blergh.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

Let's not have Utah be rescued. He can be our level headed techno-geek, like Wade from Kim Possible!

Wait, so we just have Utah stuck in a hole with all of his equipment where he does remote intel for us? Sweet.


What'cha think, @Ian Temero ?


 
In retrospect, you were probably joking, but I dun' really care. It actually isn't that bad of an idea if we can pull it off.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

The new episode of Red versus Blue, matey.
Shark face is now his canonical name, astounding! I just. . Cannot wait to see him in action.

WHAT?! Does Tucker have a pic of Junior?! Oh my god, I have to watch the new episode as soon as I can!! Oddly enough, I find it adorable that Tucker has a little fucked up kid. Especially since he seems to be the one thing that Tucker truly cares about.


 


[QUOTE="Darth Corvus]Alright. I just watched it. I am a little confused as to why York is calling himself Sharkface now, but okay.

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That's not Maine, or York. That's Sharkface, from season 9. Remember: York straight up lost his eye due to shrapnel. He didn't have it burnt to a crisp.


 

That's. . Not York? York was shot a long time ago. . .And confirmed KIA.

Also, it is confirmed in the wiki that the guy is indeed Sharkface.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]WHAT?! Does Tucker have a pic of Junior?! Oh my god, I have to watch the new episode as soon as I can!! Oddly enough, I find it adorable that Tucker has a little fucked up kid. Especially since he seems to be the one thing that Tucker truly cares about.

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"You've... Reproduced."


"Fuck yeah. Juinior's fucking awesome. Here, check him out in his fifth grade basketball team. *sniff* They grow up so fast."


 


[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]That's not Maine, or York. That's Sharkface, from season 9. Remember: York straight up lost his eye due to shrapnel. He didn't have it burnt to a crisp.

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Been there, talked about that.


 
And in other new:

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Darth Corvus]Fair enough.
 
Okay, weird question: How come we have yet to see a black guy in RvB besides the Chairman? Am I forgetting people, or was he litterally the only one? I mean, there was one black prisoner who grabbed his cell bars a couple episodes back, but that was it I think.

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The Chairman is Caucasian, and the Counselor (Aiden Price) is black. There was one other black guy that we saw on the ship, but I don't think that was the Counselor because that guy grabbed his bars. The Counselor, on the other hand, tied himself to his bars using his bedsheets because he's a brilliant motherfucker.


Also, people think that Locus is black, and that Felix is colored. And as for Tucker, I can't help but imagining him to look like Jason Saldana. I almost always imagine the characters to look like their voice actors. I can't help it.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]The Chairman is Caucasian, and the Counselor (Aiden Price) is black. There was one other black guy that we saw on the ship, but I don't think that was the Counselor because that guy grabbed his bars. The Counselor, on the other hand, tied himself to his bars using his bedsheets because he's a brilliant motherfucker.
Also, people think that Locus is black, and that Felix is colored. And as for Tucker, I can't help but imagining him to look like Jason Saldana. I almost always imagine the characters to look like their voice actors. I can't help it.

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Ah! You're right. It was the Councilor, not the Chairman.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

@Huntrey[/URL] 's UNSC post...
...


...


Gosh Dang IT!


Now I have to go back, figure out who all is in the main group and figure out what equipment they have! And to top it all off, I (still) have to figure out how to get Utah out of the literal hole that I buried him in!(>n<)


I am just so hard to please right now.

You can do it, bud. I believe in you.


 


[QUOTE="Darth Corvus]"You've... Reproduced."
"Fuck yeah. Juinior's fucking awesome. Here, check him out in his fifth grade basketball team. *sniff* They grow up so fast."


 



Been there, talked about that.


 
And in other new:

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Love that gif.


Is that seriously a quote from the new episode?!?!? Oh my lordy, I really need to see it now!! Dammit. Fuck you, school. Piece of shit.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*depressing sigh*


We're talking about electricity and shit in physics today, and we were using "Ohm" as a unit of resistance. After doing my entire lab report, I read through and realized I wrote "Oum" every time...


[emoji22]

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]*depressing sigh*
We're talking about electricity and shit in physics today, and we were using "Ohm" as a unit of resistance. After doing my entire lab report, I read through and realized I wrote "Oum" every time...


[emoji22]

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I would hate that so much. I feel sorry for you..


If your teacher gives you shit for it, just say, "You wouldn't understand..."

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I would hate that so much. I feel sorry for you..
If your teacher gives you shit for it, just say, "You wouldn't understand..."

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I told him I noticed it afterwards and he said it was okay. He's a chill dude.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

I feel so alien now, because I know it as Ohm before Oum. Then again, I am the Über-Nerd, so I was knee deep in electronics and electrostatic physics before I even got into middle school.