Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Assailant]

All great stories.


I remember...


wait... what is this...?


WHERE THE FUCK DID MY HALO STORIES GO?!?!


I CAN'T REMEMBER THEM!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


 

My Halo 3 is broken... I have nothing to live for...

My Halo Reach and 4 are both broken somehow...


 
You guys are all saying stories about Halo 2. I actually haven't played that one yet... or ODST... or wars...


Who the fuck even played wars?

 

[Daimao]

Alright, making the character that'll lead TAC's rebellion.

Did you see Supreme Ruskie?

 

[AvidElmV2]

All great stories.
I remember...


wait... what is this...?


WHERE THE FUCK DID MY HALO STORIES GO?!?!


I CAN'T REMEMBER THEM!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


 



My Halo Reach and 4 are both broken somehow...

Never mind, you have nothing to live for.... Wanna borrow my razor blade?


(Sorry for all those who are sensitive to the topic of suicide, I'll stop now.)


 

All great stories.
I remember...


wait... what is this...?


WHERE THE FUCK DID MY HALO STORIES GO?!?!


I CAN'T REMEMBER THEM!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


 



My Halo Reach and 4 are both broken somehow...


 
You guys are all saying stories about Halo 2. I actually haven't played that one yet... or ODST... or wars...


Who the fuck even played wars?

Me. Wars was awesome, shut your mouth.

 

[Assailant]

Never mind, you have nothing to live for.... Wanna borrow my razor blade?
(Sorry for all those who are sensitive to the topic of suicide, I'll stop now.)

Nah...


*shaves beard with sword.*


Shadow tried to give me a razor earlier too... hah, razors are for the weak.


 

Me. Wars was awesome, shut your mouth.

Well EXCUUUUUUUSE me.

 

[Daimao]

Never mind, you have nothing to live for.... Wanna borrow my razor blade?
(Sorry for all those who are sensitive to the topic of suicide, I'll stop now.)


 



Me. Wars was awesome, shut your mouth.

1 Scarab + fuckload of engineers= ultimate win

 

[Assailant]

1 Scarab + fuckload of engineers= ultimate win

Scarab! Thanks for reminding me.


I remember I was playing Halo 3, and I was playing with my stepdad. We ran into our first scarab. I broke it and it was starting to explode. I jumped out and turned around, noticing my stepdad was still on. I yell to him to get off, but he says why. I tell him it's exploding, and he begins to run off. Mid jump off, it explodes. His corpse goes FLYING off the map, and into the sunset. I saluted his flying corpse.


Most majestic thing I've ever seen.

 

[AvidElmV2]

1 Scarab + fuckload of engineers= ultimate win

I usually just take all the Forerunner generators, take the Rebel bases, upgrade the bases generators to the max and send in an army on ODST, Spartans, and Marines, but okay.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Did you see Supreme Ruskie?

I saw the post, I did not get a chance to read it yet.

 

[Mysterion7514]

 

[MockingXbird]

xD

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

SOMEONE SHAT TALK ABOUT HALO WARS?! WHO IS IT?! I'LL HAVE THEIR HEAD!

 

[Hibiscus]

Apparently Father wants Myster to marry me

Father wants only the best for you, silly sweetheart.

Heh.
I woke up at seven


BITCH

Fucking five whores!

*drinks vodka while watching*
It's just not a day in the Empire of Huntrey if there's no torture...

*tips glass from tower window* Amen to that.

Why do I imagine Mock as a complete dominatrix?

Because she's her mother's daughter. Cx

[QUOTE="Phantom King]Yo Huntrey PM me everytime there is a notifcation i keep missing them

[/QUOTE]
I got you fam. I will buddy.

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Hard to be funny with a game like Papers, Please
 



There's no time for humor if I am to rule this Kingdom correctly!

[/QUOTE]
Oh son, did you not inherit my humor?

*deep sigh* sometimes I hate real life

Remember honey, you have many people on this site that will make your day. Listen, understand, and care for your problems. Do not hesitate to bring your problems here. 1. I'll do everything in my power to help. 2. Dai will beat the shit out of it if it can't be helped.

All great stories.
I remember...


wait... what is this...?


WHERE THE FUCK DID MY HALO STORIES GO?!?!


I CAN'T REMEMBER THEM!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


 



My Halo Reach and 4 are both broken somehow...


 
You guys are all saying stories about Halo 2. I actually haven't played that one yet... or ODST... or wars...


Sorry son, but you haven't played two of my favorite halo games.

 

[AvidElmV2]

HAHAHAHA!


I don't get it.


 

Father wants only the best for you, silly sweetheart.
Fucking five whores!


*tips glass from tower window* Amen to that.


Because she's her mother's daughter. Cx


I got you fam. I will buddy.


Oh son, did you not inherit my humor?


Remember honey, you have many people on this site that will make your day. Listen, understand, and care for your problems. Do not hesitate to bring your problems here. 1. I'll do everything in my power to help. 2. Dai will beat the shit out of it if it can't be helped.

MAKE A CS SO WE CAN START!

 

[MockingXbird]

Patience

 

[Daimao]

VIGILANCE

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[Shadowborn Omen]

Father wants only the best for you, silly sweetheart.
Fucking five whores!


*tips glass from tower window* Amen to that.


Because she's her mother's daughter. Cx


I got you fam. I will buddy.


Oh son, did you not inherit my humor?


Remember honey, you have many people on this site that will make your day. Listen, understand, and care for your problems. Do not hesitate to bring your problems here. 1. I'll do everything in my power to help. 2. Dai will beat the shit out of it if it can't be helped.

Of course I inherited your humor, father, I was just experimenting and it didn't work.

 

[AvidElmV2]

Patience

The patience is a lie.

 

[MockingXbird]

*pulls out knife*


No patience equals no mercy

 

[AvidElmV2]

*pulls out knife*
No patience equals no mercy

*summons immortal demon army*


Bring it.

 

[Mysterion7514]

I have patience. Especially when I'm killing someone. I like to see them suffer.

 

[Wintermute]

GOOD NIGHT SHITHATS


ILL SEE YOU SUCKERS TOMORROW

 

[MockingXbird]

.....hah...HAHA....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Do you really think a demon army is enough to take me out? You're funny~

 

[Daimao]

*summons immortal demon army*
Bring it.

*cracks knuckles*


Just like my highschool fights

 

[Mysterion7514]

*pulls out sword* I shall get in on this. That demon army is going down.

 

[MockingXbird]

Why thank you Myst~ Daimao-senpai~ *pulls out sword* This battle shall be comical