Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[AvidElmV2]

I'm playing Halo 3 on Heroic.... Do I get any good lucks or.....?

 

[MockingXbird]

Brother? May I have a hug? Yes? Ok *hugs* =m=

 

[Daimao]

I'm playing Halo 3 on Heroic.... Do I get any good lucks or.....?

Play on legendary like a real man

 

[AvidElmV2]

Play on legendary like a real man

I wouldn't get past the tutorial if I played on Legendary.....

 

[Mysterion7514]

I was playing Halo: CE on legendary the other day and I absolutely wrecked the hunters.

 

[AvidElmV2]

I was playing Halo: CE on legendary the other day and I absolutely wrecked the hunters.

Shush new guy you'll make me look badder than I already am!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Brother? May I have a hug? Yes? Ok *hugs* =m=

Yes, of cou-- Oh. Okay. *hugs*

 

[MockingXbird]

*deep sigh* sometimes I hate real life

 

[Daimao]

It took so long for me kill a certain elite once, I took the time to name him Bill. Bill was a badass. Until I stabbed my fucking knife into his goddamn head

 

[Mysterion7514]

*deep sigh* sometimes I hate real life

Don't we all

 

[TheAncientCelt]

. . . I am somewhat afraid, my name is Bill. .

 

[MockingXbird]

It took so long for me kill a certain elite once, I took the time to name him Bill. Bill was a badass. Until I stabbed my fucking knife into his goddamn head

That's my Russian ~♡

 

[Daimao]

. . . I am somewhat afraid, my name is Bill. .

…


BILL IS MY TRIGGER WORD!

 

[Assailant]

Well, this is the longest silence I've been in.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

SIMMONS2.0! HUMAN MEAT SHIELD, NOW!

 

[Assailant]

Well, this is the longest silence I've been in.

Wait, you guys have been talking the whole time? WTF notifications?!

 

[Mysterion7514]

I remember in Halo 2, there was a grunt that I could never kill. He was always hiding in a bush or something.

 

[Wintermute]

I remember in Halo 2, there was a grunt that I could never kill. He was always hiding in a bush or something.

On Halo 2 pc there was a very strange glitch I had once while trying to run over a grunt in a Warthog.


The warthog flipped over and started spinning into infinity.


I think that grunt was god.

 

[Mysterion7514]

What color was the armor? The grunt I couldn't seem to kill was on Halo 2 pc.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

. . . I am somewhat afraid, my name is Bill. .

You should be.


 
I told Autumn I would finish the Halo 4 campaign to get that armor for her...


I haven't given up!

 

[Wintermute]

I cant exactly remember, it was some time ago. It was on the beaches though, remember that? The dumbass marine AI had barely any idea of how to drive 'properly', so I took over. I just started running things over.

 

[Mysterion7514]

I remember in Halo 3 in the forest, I saw possibly the best grunty intelligence ever. He jumped off the cliff into the water.

 

[Wintermute]

Also, a little definition that might come in handy for you guys.


Driving Properly (in Paco's standards): Running everyone around you over and crashing into street signs.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Alright, making the character that'll lead TAC's rebellion.

 

[AvidElmV2]

My Halo 3 is broken... I have nothing to live for...