Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Ahem...
Yeah, Oak will have a spot. A round spot. On the side of his head. After he shoots himself. Thanks to some asshole who is so scared of death he kills to see what it does to people.

[/QUOTE]
Ha! Suicide jokes, I love 'em!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Ha! Suicide jokes, I love 'em!

Yeah, sure Jersey does too.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Yeah, sure Jersey does too.

[/QUOTE]
It's a trait we share, yep!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

It's a trait we share, yep!

Yeah. To think I actually at one point wanted to role play with you and Mock...

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Yeah. To think I actually at one point wanted to role play with you and Mock...

[/QUOTE]
Hey hey hey! Don't compare me to Mock, I am still the closest thing this chat has to a normal person!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Hey hey hey! Don't compare me to Mock, I am still the closest thing this chat has to a normal person!

You seem nearly as heartless as her. Nearly.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]You seem nearly as heartless as her. Nearly.

[/QUOTE]
I have a nice, large heart. When Huntrey kills off Oregon, I'm sure I'll be the first to freak out.


Perhaps.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I have a nice, large heart. When Huntrey kills off Oregon, I'm sure I'll be the first to freak out.
Perhaps.

What's gonna happen is everyone's gonna forget about it except for me, and I'm going to have to drink myself to death for HER death too.


I already have the shots lined up.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]What's gonna happen is everyone's gonna forget about it except for me, and I'm going to have to drink myself to death for HER death too.
I already have the shots lined up.

[/QUOTE]
Ey man, I will drink with ya', misery loves company! . . I don't do vodka. Vodka is evil.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Ey man, I will drink with ya', misery loves company! . . I don't do vodka. Vodka is evil.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

*Hat tip* See you on the other side.

 

[MockingXbird]

Dammit notifications


HI BIG BROTHER


HI DOG *climbs in Centy again*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I am not your dog!


 
How many times do we gotta go through this?!

 

[AvidElmV2]

*Waits for the 8000 post*


*heavy breathing*


*slurping*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Don't get too excited for it, chances are someone will steal it.

 

[Assailant]

It was pretty recent, wasn't it? Like within the last two hundred pages?

I was here for when it REALLY picked up steam and became a full time thing, so not long ago.


 

All they did was ask... That's what I'm doing! What, do I need to kill a unicorn and bring back its head like Assailant!? Do you want me to kill a Naga and wear it's skin as a coat!?

Technically, I brought back its alicorn

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I was here for when it REALLY picked up steam and became a full time thing, so not long ago.

Was it less then two hundred pages, then?

 

[Assailant]

Was it less then two hundred pages, then?

Probably.


 

Probably.

I haven't been here for 2000 posts, so yeah.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Probably.
 



I haven't been here for 2000 posts, so yeah.

What are you two talking about?

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]What are you two talking about?

[/QUOTE]
How long this medieval things been going on.

 

[MockingXbird]

I am not your dog!


 
How many times do we gotta go through this?!

Don't deny being a dog, dog

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Don't deny being a dog, dog

I am not your dog!

 

[MockingXbird]

Yes you are. You were defeated. And I claimed you. Mine~

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I was not defeated, I surrendered and am leaving! Maybe returning with the Blackfyres, but not sticking around!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

*clears throat*
Hi pal~


Today we are going to have a FUN time~I'm going to bring you back to my glorious torture chamber and do all those silly things I threatening Cent and Dark with~ Want to hear~? Great~!


What were going to do it cut you little dick off and happily attach hooks to your glorious new vag flaps, and tie you to a beautiful running horse~


You ust be hungry by then so we'll cook that little sausage and feed it to you~


After that fun activity we are going to proceed to skin your legs and arms, putting the skin aside for a adorable little project later on~


Once we remove all of those tiny little nails from your hands and feet we will then do something fun fun fun~ Break all your fingers and toes~


haha~ We must not forget the friendly little bullet ants waiting to play with you in the box~


To help your freezing feet we'll dip them in lava~


As always we must salt the wounds and put lemon to help all the owies~


After that


I FUCKING SKIN THE REST OF YOU AND USE IT AS A CAP, ADD YOUR BLOOD TO THE POOL OF MY OTHER VICTIMS, FEED YOU TO MY WOLVES THEN, AS ALWAYS, REVIVE YOU JUST TO REPEAT THE PROCESS


 
♡


 
Oh shit. Math test Q_Q

The juxtaposition of the beginning and ending of that post is so hilarious to me.