Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

I am glad I am leaving this nation.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Stop asking for a map and go find one, then! Unless you just want me to grab Westeros.

[/QUOTE]
Ya' fuck.

Spoiler

 
Making a character for the OOC RP, anything I should know of or just wing it?

 

[Wintermute]

WELL THAT WAS FUN


I TOTALLY WENT OVERKILL IN A MISSION WITH 16 ENEMIES AND PRODUCED A TOTAL OF 46 TROOPS


OVERKILL IS FUN

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Did you make a space tauren?

 

[Wintermute]

Did you make a space tauren?

Nah, I literally got to the second mission when I was like "Well look at the time..." Its nearly 5 am right now.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

. . .You probably should go to sleep then.

 

[Wintermute]

. . .You probably should go to sleep then.

Just mayb- *Falls unconscious on keyboard*


 
GOOD NIGHT DONKEYSHITCOCK FUCKCAKES

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Just mayb- *Falls unconscious on keyboard*
 
GOOD NIGHT DONKEYSHITCOCK FUCKCAKES

G'night, dear brother.


 
...Holy shit. A whole new level of realism comes with using birth names. With the state names, it feels like they're just Agents that never lived before the project and it's been all they've ever known... When you use their birth names, it all seems so much more... Real.


.-.


I swear I'm not on drugs. xD


 
@Daimao I'm not posting next in Delabraska. There's nothing notable for her to do, as Delaware is leading and they're getting read to leave. Just post again as Delaware whenever you're ready, heading back up to the group. Or something else, if you want more excitement. Just don't let Jersey shoot Delaware. Thanks.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Jersey would never shoot a fellow agent. Wow, dick.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Jersey would never shoot a fellow agent. Wow, dick.

I swear one day I will implode your head in by plunging my thumbs into your eye sockets until your skull caves.

 

[AvidElmV2]

Jersey would never shoot a fellow agent. Wow, dick.

He shot Ohio.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I swear one day I will implode your head in by plunging my thumbs into your eye sockets until your skull caves.

[/QUOTE]
Not if you die at a wedding, first. Primarily by being stabbed in the heart.

He shot Ohio.

Just like how Lee Harvey Oswald "shot" JFK, right?

 

[AvidElmV2]

Not if you die at a wedding, first. Primarily by being stabbed in the heart.
Just like how Lee Harvey Oswald "shot" JFK, right?

I don't know or care who shot JFK. I just know that Jersey shot Ohio.


Jones: YOU WILL BE AVENGED!


Quentin: You didn't even know the guy.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I don't know or care who shot JFK. I just know that Jersey shot Ohio.
Jones: YOU WILL BE AVENGED!


Quentin: You didn't even know the guy.

:C


They could be friends with Joisey instead.!!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

:C
They could be friends with Joisey instead.!!

Oak had friends... Then one was shot.

 

[AvidElmV2]

Hey, does anyone here play Elsword?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Hey, does anyone here play Elsword?

I have, I don't play it regularly.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Oak had friends... Then one was shot.

[/QUOTE]
That means he has a spot open, right? Cool! Jersey and Oak'll be the best of buds.

 

[AvidElmV2]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I have, I don't play it regularly.

[/QUOTE]
What's your user name?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

That means he has a spot open, right? Cool! Jersey and Oak'll be the best of buds.

I was going to say something really dark, but, knowing the normal reaction to controversial arguments over the internet, I'm just going to say "Let's not talk about it".


 

What's your user name?

Don't remember.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I was going to say something really dark, but, knowing the normal reaction to controversial arguments over the internet, I'm just going to say "Let's not talk about it".
 



Don't remember.

[/QUOTE]
Oh lay it on me.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Oh lay it on me.

It's not you I'm worried about.


...I feel like a random will come in here just to bitch at me.

 

[AvidElmV2]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I was going to say something really dark, but, knowing the normal reaction to controversial arguments over the internet, I'm just going to say "Let's not talk about it".
 



Don't remember.

[/QUOTE]
So I'm forever alone..... T_T......

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]It's not you I'm worried about.
...I feel like a random will come in here just to bitch at me.

[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck 'em! Who gives a shit! Hit me! HIT ME!

 

[AvidElmV2]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]It's not you I'm worried about.
...I feel like a random will come in here just to bitch at me.

[/QUOTE]
Then we use Mock to chase them off.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Oh fuck 'em! Who gives a shit! Hit me! HIT ME!

Ahem...


Yeah, Oak will have a spot. A round spot. On the side of his head. After he shoots himself. Thanks to some asshole who is so scared of death he kills to see what it does to people.