Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[MockingXbird]

@Mockingbird[/URL] I thought you saID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM OFF. GODDAMMIT.
 



YOU'RE TOO CHEERFUL. YOU'RE WAY TO FUCKING CHEERFUL. STOP IT. *punches Mock in the jaw*

BITCH I LIED LOL

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

2 soon, Mock, 2 soon. I ain't even sad, not enuf cherekterezashun.

 

[AvidElmV2]

BITCH I LIED LOL

........ I don't love sister anymore.......

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I bet it was Jersey. TAC's always had it out for us.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Man, I'm just reacting like the rest of you.


Typing up a reply right now tho.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

*Sits in velvet chair, reading a book and smoking on a pipe. Two German Shepherds sit at my feet, content to be with their master.*
God my wife is hot.


Never that happy when I come home. I don't think you understand who owns the kingdom, or else you'd be sucking up to someone else... Me.


ASSHOLES! I HAVENT READ IT YET!! SPOILER ALERT THAT SHIT!


California, Alaska, and the newest member is on the bridge.

Why thank you, hun.


Also, if Dark is one of our natural kids, then he is sucking up to the right parent. As I gave him life and worked hard for it. *smiles* SUCK IT!!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I'm waiting for you to say Jersey shot him. I fucking bet on it.

 

[MockingXbird]

Trust me. It ain't Jersey. You'll figure out soon enough~

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Jersey has like, two bullets left not counting a paint gun :l


 
I AM INNOCENT DAMN IT!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

JERSEY YOU SON OF A BITCH

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Why thank you, hun.
Also, if Dark is one of our natural kids, then he is sucking up to the right parent. As I gave him life and worked hard for it. *smiles* SUCK IT!!

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Fine, make mother happy. A smile on her face brings a smile to mine.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

WHY THE FUCK AM I BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING WRONG IN THE WORLD?!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Why do both of my parents favor the little girl.
Maybe I should be getting TRAINED TO BE A FUCKING KING.


 



Wow, blackmail. You're a shitbird, little brother.

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Because you're a strong boy that can defend yourself. Your siblings still need some help with life.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Because you're a strong boy that can defend yourself. Your siblings still need some help with life.

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Thanks, mother. At least I know if I'm getting slaughtered by assassins you'll believe in me.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Wait, Ohio is dead? I thought you said he was paralyzed …...

He got a bullet...straight to the head....


If he is still alive, he is even more of a fucking cockroach than Wash is. Goddamn.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Thanks, mother. At least I know if I'm getting slaughtered by assassins you'll believe in me.

[/QUOTE]
I would probably help you slaughter the assassins, as that sounds like fun.

 

[MockingXbird]

Nah. He's dead. Like dead dead ~♡♡♡

 

[1stLt HChurch]

*bites hand* LOL

Do NOT bite your mother, young lady!


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Remember that time I said I wanted to role play with you guys?
I take it back.


I'm leaving.

[/QUOTE]
No, please, Shadow, don't leave! What about Delabraska?? You can't leave that, right?

 

[MockingXbird]

Lolololol

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Do NOT bite your mother, young lady!
 



No, please, Shadow, don't leave! What about Delabraska?? You can't leave that, right?

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Nebraska goes fucking psycho and puts three rounds in the back of Delaware's head, then blows up on her own proximity mine by accident. That clear up that loose end? (Jk, I'm not gonna leave, just be very, veeeeery distant.)

 

[Hibiscus]

Lolololol

HAHAHAHAHA First agent gone. Man I liked Ohio too.


@1stLt HChurch You know that means I won't have to go with my plan ;3


Oh and Mock, I'm gonna use your post to bring some people in the mix. Hope you don't mind. And if you do, PM me. Oh, the many enemies... Shit, there won't be a chapter two of this RP. They'll all die! HAHAHA

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I bet Ohio isn't even really Ohio. I bet Ohio is, like, Georgia. Ohio is probably relaxing somewhere in space, eating a Pop Tart.


Fucking Georgia...

 

[1stLt HChurch]

HAHAHAHAHA First agent gone. Man I liked Ohio too.
@1stLt HChurch You know that means I won't have to go with my plan ;3


Oh and Mock, I'm gonna use your post to bring some people in the mix. Hope you don't mind. And if you do, PM me. Oh, the many enemies... Shit, there won't be a chapter two of this RP. They'll all die! HAHAHA

You BETTER not go through with your plan!!


And Oregon and Alaska WILL NOT DIE. You HEAR ME?!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Innocent, see shadow?!

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]You BETTER not go through with your plan!!
And Oregon and Alaska WILL NOT DIE. You HEAR ME?!

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AHAHAHAHA. Oregon will view the deaths of all the agents she's come to fight with, one by one as they fall. The last ones to die will be California and Alaska. Which means Oregon will watch her only love rush into battle, a suicide run to keep Oregon alive. Of course it won't work, and his last views will be of Oregon being slaughtered, knowing his death was worthless, as was his life.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

AHAHAHAHA. Oregon will view the deaths of all the agents she's come to fight with, one by one as they fall. The last ones to die will be California and Alaska. Which means Oregon will watch her only love rush into battle, a suicide run to keep Oregon alive. Of course it won't work, and his last views will be of Oregon being slaughtered, knowing his death was worthless, as was his life.

And you're a meany that likes to spew horseshit. How 'bout that, huh? Huh?!