Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Wintermute]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

 

[Assailant]

Posted

So I see...


 

I'm writing a post right now.
 



WAIT WOT????


OHIO'S DEAD?!


 
THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FUCKING REACTION!

I smiled and said "about time someone dies!"

 

[Daimao]

WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Oh fuck man. People dyin' out here.

 

[Wintermute]

I just posted.


Mass is like "What the fucking shittttt"

 

[Assailant]

Question: Where are Ohio and Mass and the others?

 

[Wintermute]

In New Mombasa.


Also, Good night.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

In the center of New Mombasa, the main road. Sky scrappers ALL around them, and alien corpses too. With the rest of the main group

 

[Assailant]

In the center of New Mombasa, the main road. Sky scrappers ALL around them, and alien corpses too. With the rest of the main group

One: Who are the groups right now, and where are they? I know this is a bit much to ask, but I don't want to miss out on a rendezvous opportunity because I didn't know.


Two: *whistles* we gotta while


Three: I shouldn't be here... Nil, where'd you go?


Four: I have to take down Erudite.


Assailant: THE COUNTING CURSE HAS BEGUN!!!!

 

[MockingXbird]

*happily playing video games*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Man. . I don't recall all the agents there. Oak is there, Mich, Ohio was there, Jersey's watching from above, being a creeper. Oregon's also there. I know there was another, but I can't remember his agent name.


Delbraska is in the general vicinity, too, I believe.

 

[Assailant]

Man. . I don't recall all the agents there. Oak is there, Mich, Ohio was there, Jersey's watching from above, being a creeper. Oregon's also there. I know there was another, but I can't remember his agent name.
Delbraska is in the general vicinity, too, I believe.

Delebraska's on the bridge, right? Or is that another team?


Also, I dub Rhodey's team Rhodizona

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]((No. She will marry him if she wants. Don't stop true love!! Besides, if he turns out to be an ass we can just kill him anyway. No biggy.))
 



CHILDREN. SSSHHHHHH.


 



Nope. *picks up Mock by collar and sets her aside* Don't be mean to our family friends, deary. He's a good guy.


 



Fuck you. Go back to Pennsylvania.


 



CHILDREN. STOP BEING MEAN TO EACH OTHER. COME ON.


 



Don't worry, my child, I shall protect you.


*elegantly walks in front of Mock* *calmly looks at my two sons* Now, my sons, dON'T BE MEAN TO YOUR SISTER.

[/QUOTE]
*Sits in velvet chair, reading a book and smoking on a pipe. Two German Shepherds sit at my feet, content to be with their master.*


God my wife is hot.

MOTHER, YOU HAVE RETURNED! D
YayI'msohappyI'mgonnagetmyconfettigunandshooteveryonehereyay

Never that happy when I come home. I don't think you understand who owns the kingdom, or else you'd be sucking up to someone else... Me.

I'm writing a post right now.
 



WAIT WOT????


OHIO'S DEAD?!


 
THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FUCKING REACTION!

ASSHOLES! I HAVENT READ IT YET!! SPOILER ALERT THAT SHIT!

Delebraska's on the bridge, right? Or is that another team?
Also, I dub Rhodey's team Rhodizona

California, Alaska, and the newest member is on the bridge.

 

[MockingXbird]

Death is fun =w=

 

[AvidElmV2]

Fuck that shit, lil' sis.

Meet Lucy

Aw..... I want a Lucy... Brother, wanna help me look for a Lucy in the Void? Its not THAT dangerous! Just don't touch anything and know that everything is your enemy, except me, of course!

 

[Assailant]

Aw..... I want a Lucy... Brother, wanna help me look for a Lucy in the Void? Its not THAT dangerous! Just don't touch anything and know that everything is your enemy, except me, of course!

YOU'RE BACK...


post...

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]((No. She will marry him if she wants. Don't stop true love!! Besides, if he turns out to be an ass we can just kill him anyway. No biggy.))
 



CHILDREN. SSSHHHHHH.


 



Nope. *picks up Mock by collar and sets her aside* Don't be mean to our family friends, deary. He's a good guy.


 



Fuck you. Go back to Pennsylvania.


 



CHILDREN. STOP BEING MEAN TO EACH OTHER. COME ON.


 



Don't worry, my child, I shall protect you.


*elegantly walks in front of Mock* *calmly looks at my two sons* Now, my sons, dON'T BE MEAN TO YOUR SISTER.

[/QUOTE]
Why do both of my parents favor the little girl.


Maybe I should be getting TRAINED TO BE A FUCKING KING.


 

Mother, Big Brother decided to ignore me D:
More than he used to, I mean.

Wow, blackmail. You're a shitbird, little brother.

 

[AvidElmV2]

Death is fun =w=

Wait, Ohio is dead? I thought you said he was paralyzed …...

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Why do both of my parents favor the little girl.
Maybe I should be getting TRAINED TO BE A FUCKING KING.


 



Wow, blackmail. You're a shitbird, little brother.

[/QUOTE]
What do you think I'm doing? I will not baby a future King.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

@Mockingbird I thought you saID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM OFF. GODDAMMIT.


 

YOU'RE TOO CHEERFUL. YOU'RE WAY TO FUCKING CHEERFUL. STOP IT. *punches Mock in the jaw*

 

[MockingXbird]

*bites hand* LOL

 

[Assailant]

The fact that no one has died until now is actually quite amazing.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Remember that time I said I wanted to role play with you guys?


I take it back.


I'm leaving.

 

[MockingXbird]

Wait, Ohio is dead? I thought you said he was paralyzed …...

Nope. That's Mich, parazyled in shock for his dear dear brothers death

 

[1stLt HChurch]

In the center of New Mombasa, the main road. Sky scrappers ALL around them, and alien corpses too. With the rest of the main group

They're actually in the downtown area, where there are only houses. The skyscrapers are still a ways off, on the other half of the island. The skyscrapers are also where most of the Covies are at.