Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[MockingXbird]

NEVER. WE SHALL WIN VICTORY EVEN THEN

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

CTAC, I admire your thinking of a "Victory over the Hill," but I'm not one for letting people believe in things that they won't get. Let me tell you now: You were defeated at the 2000th post, you were defeated at the 3000th post, and you will be defeated at the 4000th post. And all increments of 1000 to come.


 
Well, I'm going to get off to start planning as far ahead in CTAC's defeat as I can.


If we plan to defeat him infinite times, and I start planning now, I should be finished... Never...


...I really should have thought this through better.

 

[Wintermute]

Man, I just find it incredible that we're already at the 300th page!


300 is like, a lot of pages!


 
Oh wow! All of you are liking my post! This is awesome!


*Runs out of bedroom yelling*


SEE MOM


I TOLD YOU I HAD FRIENDS


I TOLD YOU

 

[MockingXbird]

Omg Dark xD I'm dying xD

 

[Wintermute]

And to think she didn't believe me when I first told her... Hmph.


How would I, the most fabulous person on earth, not have friends?


*Sits down with peanut butter sandwich to watch MLP and play hello kitty online*


*Breaks Chair*


MOM I NEED A NEW CHAIR


YEAH


I KNOW ITS THE FOURTH ONE TODAY


NO, I DONT THINK I SHOULD PUT OFF SOME WEIGHT


 
^


Me every day


 
On a more serious note,


How are you all?


I almost forgot, Mock, you went to a Navy recruiter not long ago, no?

 

[MockingXbird]

I'm thinking of Air Force now. I'm still thinking but I put that off till aster Costa Rica.....WTF?! WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS STORMS COME FROM?! IT'S HEAVY RAIN AND LIGHTNING AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT SEE THIS IN THE NEW


1-Arizona is fucking bipolar. Especially this year


2-Arizona news reporters suck shit. Not even Ass. Just the shit that's how bad they are


 
I MEAN SEEIOUSLY?!?!!??! I LOOK OUT SIDE AND BOOM. FUCKING DEATH STORM. OAO

 

[Wintermute]

We were burning stuff yesterday night.


Literally, where I live there is an amazing holiday (Technically its Saint Josephs day but thats only the day they burn the figures) that is filled with fireworks, firecrackers, light and fire. And noise. Especially noise.


And also fire.


Did I mention fire?


At any rate, each (quadrant?) of the city makes its own colossal figure out of plastic, wood and metal, and then on saint Josephs day, so yesterday night, they burn 'em. Really nice.


 
Also, what does seeiously mean?


And death storm sounds really epic, and it also sounds like the name of a heavy metal band I'd listen to.

 

[MockingXbird]

It's big dark clouds that's porluring and lightning every fee seconds. Arizona bipolar weather at its finest. It was clear skies and hot this morning

 

[Wintermute]

Sounds a lot like over here, even though its much more long term here.


Temperatures can be like in the 20 ºC and another it can be in the 10-6 ºC


Mostly the first one though. Quite a mediterranean climate, if I may say so myself.

 

[MockingXbird]

Our weather can go from 30° to 70-80 in a day

 

[Wintermute]

You're speaking Fahrenheit, no?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I would assume she's speaking Fahrenheit, if it were 70C on any given day I would be very concerned about life on Earth.


 
So, I found this picture, and I don't know how I feel about it.


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Me: "Hey Mother and Grandmother. I will be participating in a road trip to Florida, in which I will stay for the remainder of the week before coming back."


Mother and Grandmother: "Here's $300 FUCKING DOLLARS HAVE FUN BYE."


I think my Mom and Grandma want me gone.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I wish someone would pay me to go on vacation. .

 

[MockingXbird]

I'M GOING TO COSTA RICA TOMORROW BICHES ERMERGERDIMSOFUCKINGHAPPUAAHHHHHHHH

 

[TheAncientCelt]

We will have so much fun here without you, Mock.


So sure, just leave us! Just go already! GO!

 

[MockingXbird]

SO LONG FUCKERS


I'll be on tomorrow but won't be back on till...like a week

 

[TheAncientCelt]

. . Alright Darkangel, you'll have to be the replacement Mock while she is away. Or we could actually. . WAIT GUYS! LET'S FIND A NEW MOCK! A LESS VIOLENT MOCK! LET'S DO IT!

 

[MockingXbird]

FUCK YOU. WHEN I GET BACK I'LL EAT THE REPLACEMENT FOR BREAK FAST OAO *GODZILLA MODE*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

NO MOCK! YOU'RE LEAVING US, WE'RE CHANGING THE LOCKS TO THIS THREAD AND NEVER INVITING YOU BACK IN!

 

[MockingXbird]

IT'S ONLY FOR A WEEK AND ONLY CHURCH CAN DO THAT

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I AM KING OF THIS CHAT NOW! HUNTER ISN'T BACK YET!


A WEKK?! A WEEK AND WE'LL BE ON PAGE 400! I PROMISE YOU THAT!

 

[MockingXbird]

FUUUU I'M GOING TO BED

 

[Wintermute]

OMG YOU GUYS ARE TALKING IN CAPS


I LOVE TALKING IN CAPS


I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT CAPS MEANS


BUT I LOVE IT


 
You know what? I think I'm going to start to act like Caboose, just for shits and giggles.

 

[MockingXbird]

I'M IN THE AIIIRRPPOORRTTT

 

[Wintermute]

OH WOW


BURN IT


BURN IT DOWN


KILL ALL THE BABIES


MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE


AND I HATE


BABIEEEEES