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One Thousand Club
Theo Motley
Location: E8 to J12
Interacting With: Iris ( Copykat ), Pick( Orikanyo ), Vultures 5 and 6
Fucking hell. Why was he left in the cold to do menial transport tasks when Master Death Chronos had been the one most gung-ho about joining the Alliance? Here he was, stuck with some chick too fixated on aesthetic to realize that it was raining ice shards in the middle of winter and that she would freeze to death if she didn't wear more than a damn bikini, and a dirty old man who thought he was being real covert about the casual glances that he kept giving to the aforementioned bikini girl. And did he forget to mention again that it was COLD ENOUGH TO FREEZE ANYONE'S BALLS OFF (IF THEY HAD ANY)? 'Cuz he would have to say that again. And again, just to drive home his point. He thought Glypheim's rain was bad, but now he saw that living in Malth was basically hell on earth. No wonder rumors said the Blue Queen always looked sour about one thing or another; he'd be too if he had to rule over a frozen wasteland populated by muscle heads with biceps for brains.
...Blah, blah blah, blah blah. And the Blue Princess had appointed the dirty old man as their commander too. Absolutely wonderful. Theo rolled his eyes at the plainest battle speech in all of history: don't be a Maltian idiot and run off alone, don't die. Yes, he was going to willingly fly into enemy fire because being poked full of arrows was just the most fun anyone could ever hope to have. Thanks, Captain Obvious.
"It's Theo, not Bird Dude. Get it right," he snapped. Alerted to his rider's irritation, Bel rustled his wings and emitted a series of low, distressed whistles. Though the animal was used to flying in inclement weather, he was not accustomed to seeing his master's ill temper in the presence of other human company. Theo huddled closer to his companion and stroked the thunderbird's feathers reassuringly. "It's okay, I'm not angry at you," Theo murmured. Maybe he'd have to soften his tone a bit.
He crossed his arms, displeasure still apparent in his frown, but he lowered his voice to the level of a tolerant grumble. "Got it. You make some progress on foot while I just scout overhead right?" That wouldn't be a particularly difficult task. He mounted and leaned close to Bel, giving the bird whispers of encouragement. Not that Bel needed it, clever creature that he was. By now, the practice had become almost ritualized - a good luck charm of sorts.
"Onward!" The bird took to the skies, quickly covering a decent amount of distance. Below, Pick and Eleven had just encountered a pair of Vultures, or spies... Seeing as they were moderately attractive in appearance, Theo could already imagine the perv trying not to eye them with a leering look, even if he thought he was being suave with that 'Howdy' line. Theo gagged in disgust: if he could imagine Pick's expressions, he was probably already spending too much time with the thief. "Get to the point, old man! Who are you guys, what do you want, and do you need help?"
[Theo(6) moves from E8 to J12]
[Theo(6) chats with Vultures 5 and 6]
S SirBlazeALot
Location: E8 to J12
Interacting With: Iris ( Copykat ), Pick( Orikanyo ), Vultures 5 and 6
Fucking hell. Why was he left in the cold to do menial transport tasks when Master Death Chronos had been the one most gung-ho about joining the Alliance? Here he was, stuck with some chick too fixated on aesthetic to realize that it was raining ice shards in the middle of winter and that she would freeze to death if she didn't wear more than a damn bikini, and a dirty old man who thought he was being real covert about the casual glances that he kept giving to the aforementioned bikini girl. And did he forget to mention again that it was COLD ENOUGH TO FREEZE ANYONE'S BALLS OFF (IF THEY HAD ANY)? 'Cuz he would have to say that again. And again, just to drive home his point. He thought Glypheim's rain was bad, but now he saw that living in Malth was basically hell on earth. No wonder rumors said the Blue Queen always looked sour about one thing or another; he'd be too if he had to rule over a frozen wasteland populated by muscle heads with biceps for brains.
...Blah, blah blah, blah blah. And the Blue Princess had appointed the dirty old man as their commander too. Absolutely wonderful. Theo rolled his eyes at the plainest battle speech in all of history: don't be a Maltian idiot and run off alone, don't die. Yes, he was going to willingly fly into enemy fire because being poked full of arrows was just the most fun anyone could ever hope to have. Thanks, Captain Obvious.
"It's Theo, not Bird Dude. Get it right," he snapped. Alerted to his rider's irritation, Bel rustled his wings and emitted a series of low, distressed whistles. Though the animal was used to flying in inclement weather, he was not accustomed to seeing his master's ill temper in the presence of other human company. Theo huddled closer to his companion and stroked the thunderbird's feathers reassuringly. "It's okay, I'm not angry at you," Theo murmured. Maybe he'd have to soften his tone a bit.
He crossed his arms, displeasure still apparent in his frown, but he lowered his voice to the level of a tolerant grumble. "Got it. You make some progress on foot while I just scout overhead right?" That wouldn't be a particularly difficult task. He mounted and leaned close to Bel, giving the bird whispers of encouragement. Not that Bel needed it, clever creature that he was. By now, the practice had become almost ritualized - a good luck charm of sorts.
"Onward!" The bird took to the skies, quickly covering a decent amount of distance. Below, Pick and Eleven had just encountered a pair of Vultures, or spies... Seeing as they were moderately attractive in appearance, Theo could already imagine the perv trying not to eye them with a leering look, even if he thought he was being suave with that 'Howdy' line. Theo gagged in disgust: if he could imagine Pick's expressions, he was probably already spending too much time with the thief. "Get to the point, old man! Who are you guys, what do you want, and do you need help?"
[Theo(6) moves from E8 to J12]
[Theo(6) chats with Vultures 5 and 6]
S SirBlazeALot