Fantasy Fantasy pirates is dead

[Gabriel117]

“Let’s do dith”

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff snorts a gram of coke and shrieks again before passing out

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“If it fits I want all those dildos” jack said

 

[Gabriel117]

“Half”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“3/5th” jack said

 

[RoseAstasia]

“GUYS... CAN YOU PLEASE STOP.”, Razor shouts

 

[Gabriel117]

“DEAL”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack gets on his knees

Two weeks later back on the ship jack still transformed into a cheerleader “Abigor wheres my share of the dildos

 

[Gabriel117]

“IT DIDNT FIT REMEMBER”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yeah I know my throat still hurts, I still should get something out of it” jack said

 

[RoseAstasia]

Yuki walks in, “who is this?”

 

[Gabriel117]

“A GREEDY LITTLE BITCH”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack freezes “I’m Stephanie” she smiles and then punches abigor

 

[Gabriel117]

Abigor punches her back

 

[RoseAstasia]

“I can never bleach my eyes enough”, Razor says

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack flies into the wall and hits the ground hard and gets up “how bout I try again but bite it off”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Your jaw muscles wouldn’t be able to do that from the looks of last time.”, Razor looks to Jack, “you died, like... three times...”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“But it can fit, I know it can” jack said

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff wakes up. "Oh god" he slowly gets up. "Too much crack"

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Abigor, were you even able to give the guy what he wanted?”, Razor asks, “I feel like he wanted to add something to his collection, but you ate Anubis whole.”

 

[Gabriel117]

“I DONT KNOW”

 

[r_dubya]

"Is it just me or is it suuuuper bright in here?" MacToff covers his eyes

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Oh, don’t mind that. My daughter suddenly decided she wanted to be a mage a few days ago; something about wanting to do something to help since we are ‘moving’ soon.”, Razor sighs, “she decided to practice light magic first, which honestly surprises me”

 

[r_dubya]

"Oh god fucking hell shitfire winter storm warning" MacToff continues mumbling random words while feeling for the table

 

[RoseAstasia]

Yuki glares at MacToff, “what about winter storms?”