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Joan walks over, “got it, what kinda stuff do you like to wear”, she was wearing Hailey’s clothes

Martin notices Jack’s facial expression. He narrows his eyes and without looking away, states, “Thomas, check your loot for a bong with a special design on it that looks homade.”
 
MacToff walks onto the deck to see Davy Jones puffing on a pipe.
(Davy)"What happened here?"
(Mac)"Cannae say for sure. But I need tae find the buggers what did it"
(Davy) "I can help, but it'll cost ya"
(Mac) "What's the cost?"
(Davy) "Leave my Kraken be"
(Mac) "Done. Just please get me there"
Davy Jones and MacToff shake hands, and are suddenly on the boat with the rest of the remaining crew
 
Davy Jones lets go of MacToffs hand "Someone's here to tell you where to go. My half of the bargain is done. Now keep yours" and he disappears
 
Thomas starts rifling through his bag, “there are more than twenty of them...”

“Throw them in the ocean one by one. Show them to him as you do it...”

“Ok”, Thomas starts throwing them on the ocean

Onyx looks to Primrose, “Who are you and why are you here?”

“Oh. Well they look really pretty”, Joan smiles”
 
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Hailey glares at her “take those off right now”

“Nooo That one still had a bowl in it” jack looked sad to see all of his bongs go into the ocean
 
Primrose points to the ship quickly fading into the distance and speaks a single word “go” Her voice was very raspy, like she hadn’t spoken in a long time
 
Joan smiles, “okay”, she takes them off And there isn’t anything underneath, she tosses them to the ground in front of her, “here you go!”

Ranger groans and covers his eyes, “why...”

Joan winks at Hailey, “I hope you like what you see”, she walks away

“It wasn’t any of those. Which means it’s probably heading for the bottom on the ocean...”, Martin narrows his eyes further, “unless... Skylar, what was he doing when you captured him?”

“Picking up broken pieces of something ceramic”, Skylar states.

Martin starts belowing with laughter, “Are you being serious?!”, he keeps laughing, “he broke it BEFORE he got here?!?”, he laughs more, “that’s just precious!”

“My dad is the one who sunk the ship”, Razor tells Eros.

Eros stops, “oh... so he..?”

“Yes.”

Eros Screeches very hard, “HE STOLE OUR BABY AND TRICKED ME INTO THINKING HE WAS PART OF THE CREW!”
 
Hailey smiles “wait come back, I want to ask you something”

Jack starts banging his head in the floor “so much weed just thrown into the ocean”
 
Joan turns around halfway, “Yesss???”

Ranger shakes his head and groans again.

Martin continues laughing, “well, since he’s already broken in that way, maybe we ought to kill one of the hostages. We have plenty”
 
“You wanna untie me and have a little fun in that room over there” Hailey asks

Jack looks confused “you have more hostages, anyone hot”
 
Joan licks her lips. She looks Hailey up and down, “I know you can get out yourself”, she leans in close, “what’s the matter? Do you like being tied up?”

“One of them is wearing a bikini if that counts.”, Martin says, “come here little one...”, he waves Ebony over.

The turrets on the Barbers ship start shooting at MacToff. The bullets make holes in the rowboat.

Eros jumps off the ship and flies toward the the ship with a powerful war screech
 
“Well yes I do” Hailey turns into a bat ten back into her human form and grabs Joan’s arm “shall we go have a little fun”

“I don’t know if she’s hot it’s just a bikini” jack says
 
“She?”, Martin waves Joan over, “bring him with you!”, he pulls out a knife, “hello child, do you like the shine, come to the knife”

Joan stops, “Sorry, I have to do something real quick. You could try talking to Ranger while I’m gone, but he doesn’t talk much.”, she walks over, picking up Impending Doom on the way.

Eros lands on the ship with a loud thud, “YOU”
 
MacToff lifts his head up and coughs just in time to see the turrets pointing back at him. He dives deep enough to get away from the bullets. Below him he sees a small red thing getting closer to him VERY quickly
 
Just before mactoff wakes up Abigor jumps from the bottom of the ocean and rams into him at 300 mph ripping mactoff in half, Abigor lands on the ship with his upper half on his right shoulder “DEM BE FUCK UP ABIGOR PLANT PLACE!!!” He slams his fists on the deck cracking it severely “DEM BE DEAD SUM BISHES” mactoffs upper half lands on the deck
 
MacToff breathes very raggedly. "Jus drop me off here, that'd be fine" his legs follow the momentum of Abigor and flop onto the deck, bouncing a few times before landing close to him. "I'll jus reconnect and take a nap" he positions his legs to their place and he dies
 
Ranger sweats intensely. He says nothing while sitting frozen and wide eyed. He avoids looking at her.

Joan presents Impending Doom to Jack, “I found this adorable fella in the kitchen”

The turrets aim at Abigor and star shooting.

Martin throws away the knife and pulls out his sword, “Oh hello there”

Ebony sees Eros, “OM!”

Eros stops closer, “YOU TAKE MY CHILD... AND TRY TO STAB HER WITH A KNIFE...”, long claws emerge from Eros’s hands, “I will end you...
 

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