Fantasy Fantasy pirates is dead

[THICCDRAGON]

“The nice Chinamen and his pet, they seem harmless” hailey says

 

[Gabriel117]

“Symbiosis not a parasitism, demons have sherter hun chee gets food”

 

[r_dubya]

"Whatever"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“That’s coo but your still not gonna take my blood”

 

[r_dubya]

"Aye, that will nae be happenin." MacToff raises his sword and prepares for battle

 

[Gabriel117]

“Who said I was a gonna take it, it’s more ob a consensuar ting”

Jimmy adds in with a deep voice “rike rape”
(Hun chee) “yeah, Rike rape, rape is consensuar right”

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff growls. "Noo, rape is absolutely NAE consensual."

 

[Gabriel117]

“Ohhhh...das a focked op”
Jimmy grunts in agreement

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I’m so confused, what the fuck is going on here” Hailey said sternly and confused

 

[Gabriel117]

“Good kweshton..... I thought he was raping you this a whore time”

 

[r_dubya]

"Fuck if I know. Sounds kinda like these two are fuckin nutters"

 

[Gabriel117]

(Jimmy) “what about nutter butter”

 

[r_dubya]

"Yer fuckin crazy, is what I mean"

 

[Gabriel117]

“Nutter butter hurts brain?” Jimmy said curiously

 

[r_dubya]

"uuuuuuAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" MacToff stabs his sword in the ground and rubs his face. "Just...shut up for a moment"

 

[Gabriel117]

(Jimmy) “What am I shutting?”

 

[r_dubya]

"Yer fuckin mouth" MacToff holds his head and shakes it

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Ok everyone calm down no one is getting raped or hurt”

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff slowly grips his sword and puts it back in its scabbard. "She's right. Noo blood, let's just talk"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yes talk, we be kind to each other so no one does it gets hurt or I’ll rip all your nuts off” Hailey smiles

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff winces, then thinks for a second. "But what if they grow back?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Then it will be endless torture” she smiles again

 

[Gabriel117]

(Jimmy) “speaking of nuts where are those pistachios” he says as he climbs back in the hunch sealing it back up

 

[r_dubya]

MacToffs eyes get wide and his mouth drops open

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“So promise me no fighting or killing right now ... please” she asks