Fantasy Fantasy pirates is dead

[Gabriel117]

“I believe you mean burgle a turd and a turd burgled is someone who walks into the bathroom when you’re about to take a massive shit and fart really loud”

 

[r_dubya]

"Ye musta been very hungry tae eat a gallon and a half of stew in under 5 seconds"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack nods “now on a scale from 1 to 10 how horny are you right now”

 

[Gabriel117]

“Well I don’t really have horns, so I guess a 1?”

 

[RoseAstasia]

The color drained from Razor’s face, “Oh...”, he breathed deep, “I remember when he lost the sword... he only didn’t take it out on me because I was experiencing large amounts of grief...”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Hailey nods

Jack nods “ok last question, what is a bird if it can’t fly and is buff as fuck”

Crow looks at him “he doesn’t sound like a good father”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“I’m glad that didn’t happen for the other me... but that means he still has he sword...”

 

[Gabriel117]

“Well in the realm of the dead there are quite a few so I’ll need a bit of a description”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“It also has a giant dick”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“And that mean ... nvm he won’t figure out the power it holds”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Are you sure? Why else would Jack want you to get it away from him?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“It’s the sword it has potential that no one will understand “

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff sits down next to her. "So, what do ye want tae do today?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“It’s up to you “

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Even if he accidentally kills someone that shouldn’t Be able to die?”

 

[r_dubya]

"Well, there's nae much tae that list fer me. Pretty much just fishing and uh, ye know..." He makes two clicks with his mouth and winks

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Like I said it’s up to you “ Hailey winks

“Yes” crow says

 

[RoseAstasia]

“And he knows they can’t die. Only stabbing reapeatedly in order to tourture them?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yes I beilive so “

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Because he stated doing that a lot after his tenth woman died...”

 

[r_dubya]

MacToff leans closer to Hailey and whispers "Well, my room's currently empty." He kisses her "We could, uh, go there and have some fun"

 

[Scarlett-Wulf]

Hailey nodded and sits down

James continues and takes off her shirt

“Yes I took it and threw it into the void”

Alexia hisses at him, taking control of the situation she pins him down and starts tearing his clothes off. Blushing as gazes down into his eyes.

 

[THICCDRAGON]

James smiled “thought you didn’t want to be in control”

Crow looks at razor “we need to go get that sword”

Hailey shakes her head “sorry mactoff but I’m kinda in the mood to kill something”

 

[r_dubya]

James smiled “thought you didn’t want to be in control”

Crow looks at razor “we need to go get that sword”

Hailey shakes her head “sorry mactoff but I’m kinda in the mood to kill something”

"Aright, just a suggestion" MacToff leans back. "Fishing then?"

 

[Scarlett-Wulf]

James smiled “thought you didn’t want to be in control”

Crow looks at razor “we need to go get that sword”

Hailey shakes her head “sorry mactoff but I’m kinda in the mood to kill something”

"W-we can be aggressive during this....too.." Alexia closed her eyes as she started to kiss him, blushing as she (skip!!!)

Alexia lay against his chest breathing heavily, water dripping off the sheet of ice that she had blown towards the end of theirtime together. Laughing as she exhaled, blowing a little ice on his chest.