Fantasy Fantasy pirates is dead

[RoseAstasia]

“I don’t know... how long have we even known them? Have you two even talked about her life before the ship at all?”, Razor takes a sip of his own.

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“No, I should ask her one of these times”

 

[RoseAstasia]

Razor takes another sip of his drink, “you definitely should”, he stretches, “If she didn’t seem a little suspicious before.. with the whole raid thing... she definitely does now. She even said how long it takes for the development to complete. A few days is definitely way less than a few months.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I still wanna know how she even got on this ship it’s like what almost 10 stories above the water”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“I know, it’s all so very suspicious...”, Razor thinks for a second, “maybe we should start taking the interviews a little bit more seriously..?”, he stops, “Nah..”

Yuki tosses a tiny grape to jack, “how did you even fall for her so quickly anyway?”, she turns to snow and back, all the grapes she ate fall to the ground, “I really need to stop wasting food...”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“It was most likely because I accidentally got her pregnant”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Or did you?”, Razor scratches his chin

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I don’t know at this point”

 

[RoseAstasia]

Yuki starts petting James’s head, “I’m suprised that your brother hasn’t fought back at all.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I think he likes that better than the ebony torture “

 

[RoseAstasia]

“It makes sense, she is a wild child”, Yuki laughs

Razor crosses his arms, “pfft...”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack leans back in his chair “you know I’m kinda glad I’m not near lulu right now, and I think James I’m hungry”

James starts whining

 

[RoseAstasia]

Yuki starts feeding James the grapes off the ground

“Well, technically we should be helping her right now, we did kinda say that we would”, he thinks for a second, “but she also took way less time than she said she would...”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I don’t thing super healing would make her give birth faster, it would just take the same amount of time right”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Right, because it’s the development of something else, not healing. Plus, the ability isn’t biologically granted, it’s a gift/curse from a deity. Jame is proof of that. And the immortality that you get genetically is just age.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yep so it makes no sense, but if the kid comes out as half cat half squid it’s mine” jack chuckled

 

[RoseAstasia]

“How odd would that look if it gets your true form though”, Razor thinks really hard, imagining a little cuthulu with cat ears and whiskers. He shudders

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“It would look both horrendous and cute”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“I suppose...”, Razor gags internally

Yuki sits for a second, leaning her side against the back of the chair she is sitting on, “I have a question.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Ask away”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Does James have a tentacular form?”, Yuki asks curiously

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yes technically he does, but he never really uses it neither do i”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“You know, I am so glad that you two are cold blooded.”, Yuki laughs as she thinks of things

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“If you do anything just don’t be gentle”

 

[RoseAstasia]

Yuki runs her finger up James’s face. With a frown she sighs, “It’s too bad that I don’t really find him attractive.”, she sighs again.